“6666666！”

"And this kind of operation?"

"Only by hanging the king can you come up with this kind of sassy operation."

"Hahaha, Mr. Li misunderstood!"

"Teacher Li: I never dreamed that there was a big black fish in your crotch."

"Teacher Li: If you dare to be skinny, the old lady stewed that thing in your crotch!!"

Chen Mo:

In a panic, I quickly held it with both hands, and most of the fish were so long that they kept swinging up and down from side to side, and the whole class was stunned!

Teacher Li was even more frightened, and said incoherently: Impossible, and then froze there.

This made a big fool of myself, and I grabbed the fish in my pants with both hands, and ran to the toilet like a gust of wind.

As soon as I entered, the fish slipped out, snapped and jumped, I was busy catching it, there was urine on the ground, and the fish was even more slippery when it was stained with urine, and I couldn't catch it at all.

I was also hit by its tail and kicked it angrily, and I kicked it after a few kicks, and it hit my leg and bounced directly into the stool trough.

The trough and the septic tank are connected, and the fish turned a big urine flower in the septic tank, and spit out a few bubbles!

I didn't see any movement for a long time, so I had to go back to the classroom in frustration, and Mr. Li had already assigned a few questions and left.

It is said that when I left, I was in a trance, and when I walked to the door, my head hit the door] frame, the class was silent, everyone was doing their homework seriously, and everyone was surprisingly quiet.

For many years, I was the most popular among my classmates.

Every time I went in, all the girls looked down at my pants in unison.

In order not to disappoint them, I also tie a big radish to my leg every time. ”

"Hahaha......"

After Chen Mo finished telling this paragraph, Wang's mother on the other end of the phone couldn't close her legs with laughter!

She had never felt so relaxed and so happy.

It seems that I have returned to my student days.

I saw the time when my youth was the most trouble-free.

In Chen Mo's live broadcast room.

What troubles about husbands and children, and what trivial things in life, are all thrown out of the clouds!

It's like a happy paradise!

"Huh...... Why do I feel so relaxed?

The body seems to be light and fluttering, and the brain is also very relaxed......

I...... Am I not having an anxiety disorder? ”

Husband and child all day long, dealing with trivial matters in life.

She has accumulated a lot of anxiety and depression in her body.

Even!

I went to a psychiatric hospital last week to see a doctor.

It has been diagnosed that Wang's mother has a moderate anxiety disorder!

This kind of disease will make Wang's mother worry all the time.

Worry about this, fear of that.

If there is a little problem with my body, I will immediately think, it's over, do I have cancer, do I have heart disease?

I suspect that I have some terminal illness.

The brain is swollen, the body is heavy, insomnia, and it is especially easy to get angry.

Moreover, this disease is particularly difficult to cure, and can only be relieved by taking medicine, and it is almost impossible to be cured.

Because in life, you can always encounter a lot of things that make your anxiety recur.

And Chen Mo's immersive skill happens to have the effect of curing anxiety and depression.

When Wang's mother watched Chen Mo's live broadcast.

I was surprised to find that my illness seemed to be cured!

My mental state has almost returned to the same as when I was a student!

Magical!

It's amazing beyond words!

No one knows that listening to people tell jokes and chatting with people can actually cure anxiety disorders, and they are also moderate anxiety disorders!

Not the mild kind!!

is also as relaxed and happy as Wang's mother, as well as all the sailors.

"Damn, I just clicked on a live broadcast on Betta, and it almost made me laugh to death! Decisively pay attention to the subscription! ”

"In the hanging king, I have seen the size of the world, and there are no surprises!"

"Fish...... Crotch...... Turnip...... It's not too much imagination! ”

"Can you give you two more bottles of snowflakes?"

"Whenever I think of this, the hanging king will still slap the wheelchair excitedly, wanting to stand up."

"Let's see the octopus hidden in Luffy's crotch! Hang like the king of hanging! ”

"Hahahaha, laughing out of a pig, I'm in class now, what should I do?"

"Uh...... I thought that after the king stone was changed, it would be able to reach into the mouth of the big black fish...... Either discover a new continent or be bitten into a lifelong shadow. ”

"Brother upstairs, the big black fish has teeth, your idea is very dangerous!"

At this time, I only heard Wang's mother say excitedly:

"Thank you!

Thank you so much!

I...... I'm cured!!

After listening to your joke, my moderate anxiety disorder is better!!

I've never felt so relaxed! ”

Can telling jokes cure anxiety?

Some unknown melon-eating people who have just entered the live broadcast room are very skeptical:

"Fake, right?"

"Don't be too obvious about this nursery!"

"How can anxiety be cured?

In this case, all the doctors are unemployed! ”

"This hanging king is simply shameless, in order to increase the popularity of his live broadcast room, he will do everything!

I still use this kind of childcare!! ”

However, seeing the barrage of these people, the sailors fought back:

"Heheda, my mental illness was cured by listening to the jokes of the hanging king!

Lie to people, I'll die a household book! ”

"It's true, although I don't have mental illness, but every time I listen to the joke of hanging the king, I feel very happy and comfortable.

It's like giving a spa massage to the soul! ”

"Those who say that the king of hanging is asking for childcare and brushing up popularity, you open your dog's eyes and take a look!

The whole betta, who can have half the popularity of the king when he starts broadcasting?

He still needs to brush up on popularity? ”

"This is the same reason as you laughing at Ma Yun for not having money and being poor.

Do people need to prove to you that they have money? ”

At this time, Wang's mother said loudly:

"Listen to those who spray the king!

I know my body better than any of you.

Don't I know if the condition has improved?

I'll just say that, if there's a sentence just now, I'm lying to you.

My son was hit by a car and killed instantly!! ”

Vicious!

A particularly vicious oath!

Everyone knows that what mothers care about most must be their children.

Wang's mother dared to swear a poisonous oath to her son, indicating that she must not be lying.

For a while, the trolls were so scared that they didn't dare to speak anymore.

Chen Mo also smiled and said:

"Mother Wang, do you have moderate anxiety?

Listening to my jokes can indeed cure your illness.

But it is impossible to heal all at once, if you have time, you can pay attention to my live broadcast room.

Watch the live stream a few more times.

About five or six times, you'll be healed.

Lao Tie, who has friends with depression and anxiety, can also let them come to me to try.

Anyway, listening to jokes always makes you feel happy, doesn't it?

Well, this live stream is over!

There is another game to compete with tomorrow, so let's go down and sleep first! ”

(PS: Today I was selected to participate in the Penguin Literature Writers Training Course!! Happy!!! ）