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Chen Mo: "??? ”

That...... Is that big?

Where is it big?

Is that ...... There?

When the sailors heard this, they were all instantly stunned!

", Mother Wang, your old man's car is too caught off guard!"

"A married woman is really terrible!"

"A woman is thirty like a wolf, forty is like a tiger, fifty sits on the ground and sucks the soil, the ancients will not deceive me!"

"Really, if a married wife starts a car, it won't be anything to do with us single dogs."

"Hanging King, you are talking back!"

Chen Mo: "Uh...... Mother Wang, what do you ask...... Is that what I understand? ”

Wang's mother was obviously a little embarrassed.

She herself was taken aback by herself.

Because of Chen Mo's place, she felt unusually relaxed.

There are no shackles and psychological burdens, so I unconsciously say what I want to ask.

"Damn it...... How do I say such shy words......"

Thinking of this, Mother Wang hurriedly said:

"That...... That is true.

My son has been growing up lately, and what I actually want to ask is.

Did you have any troubles or interesting things when you grew up there?

Can you tell me about it? ”

Call......

It's finally fooled.

If she let others know that she really wants to ask that kind of question in front of so many water friends.

Don't be ashamed to death!

When Chen Mo heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief and said:

"Maybe you're the last of the watermen to connect to the microphone.

I will agree to your request and tell you an interesting story about my growth.

Let's end the livestream! ”

After speaking, Chen Mo cleared his throat and continued:

"When I was in the third year of junior high school.

One summer day when I went to school at noon, it was too hot on the road, so I ran to the reservoir not far from school to take a bath.

I was washing comfortably, and suddenly saw a small black fish in the water and grass in the distance, and I lived in the countryside, and immediately understood that it was an old black fish swimming with a small black fish.

I was pleasantly surprised, quietly went ashore and took my coat, slipped into the water and sneaked into the small fish, and a fierce man pounced down, haha!

The gown covered one, and the guy struggled vigorously, and I clung to the gown in the splashing water and threw it to the shore.

Opening the gown, I pressed its head hard, and looked at this guy who kept waging his tail from side to side, about three catties, the fins were still trying to escape, the black scales shimmered brightly in the sun, and I couldn't help but laugh when I thought that there were fish to eat at night.

After laughing, wouldn't it be better to sell such a big fish?

My uncle is a fish farmer, I know the price, seven yuan is more than a catty, three catties is more than 20 yuan.

More than 20 yuan is not a small amount for a rural child.

I'm sixteen years old, and I've long wanted to buy a bottle of peony cream for two pieces of eight for whitening and whitening, and the rest of the money can also be used to pound billiards and watch h videos.

You can also buy the most expensive mung bean ice cream when there are the most people in the class, like a rich classmate, slowly stuff it into your mouth while flipping through the book, and pull it out elegantly and calmly and take two more sips.

No, you can't eat it, but Uncle sells all live fish, and the dead can only be sold for more than two yuan, so how can I keep it alive?

I'm afraid it's unrealistic to send it home, first, it's a long way, and maybe I'll die, and second, if my parents see it, the money from the sale won't be mine. After pondering for a while, I had a bold idea.

I first poured some water in the pit, kept the fish in it, and then brought my own big flower pants, the kind of beach pants, and bit off a trouser leg with my teeth, pulled it into some strips of cloth, carefully grabbed the fish, stuck it on my thigh, wrapped it around the inside of the leg with a strip of cloth, and left a piece of the fish head, and the fish mouth was right on my dingding, so that I could squeeze a little urine to moisten it at any time.

The blackfish is very survivable, it can survive for two hours in a cool and waterless state, and I believe that the speed of bladder secretion should be able to feed it.

After tying it, I was afraid that Ding Ding would shake, so I simply tied it to my legs with strips of cloth.

After completing these, I squeezed some urine and tested it, and the fish really opened its mouth to drink, and the position was right, so I threw away the flower pants with confidence, and only put on the yellow army pants outside.

After walking a few steps and trying to make it okay, I went to school with mixed feelings.

The first class was uneventful, and I could clearly feel that every time I squeezed my urine, the fish opened their mouths and drank.

The trouble came in the second class, and it was Mr. Li who came to the algebra class, a big beauty.

That day, she was wearing a dress that reached mid-thighs, a pair of breasts, which were called bulging, and as she walked back and forth during the lecture, she shook and shivered.

It was adolescence at the time, and I couldn't help but stare at it all the time.

With a white neck, lotus-like arms, and snow-white plump legs, she looked a little distracted, and began to fantasize about whether some parts of her were the same as those in some films.

Certain shots came to mind.

Oh no, there's a reaction!

I felt swelled, and gradually propped up the tied cloth strips, and the front also resisted the fish's mouth hard, and the top slipped against the top.

Men know that when it is inflated, it is impossible to pee.

The fish had nothing to drink, and began to struggle, I could clearly feel it trying to break free of the cloth, I lowered my head and pressed it nervously,

Teacher Li clicked the blackboard a few times with the whip and shouted: xxx (my name) dozing off, right? You get it, right? Come on, come on, please come up and solve this problem!

I didn't want to go, Mr. Li strode down, grabbed my arm and dragged it, just go, the pants are so big, I can't see it anyway.

On the podium, I picked up the chalk and handsomely wrote a "solution" behind the question, and then looked at the question, and then there was a wooden ......"

Speaking of this, the water friends laughed wildly.

"Hahahaha...... Wood has then ......."

"It seems that it's because of too poor study!"

"God operates!! Hidden fish in the crotch! ”

"The crotch of the pants in this TV series is almost the same!"

"I can clearly see the appearance of the beautiful teacher Li and the embarrassment of the hanging king! It's amazing! ”

"Hehe, that old iron up there is a new arrival, right? We've long been surprised! ”

Chen Mo continued:

Teacher Li tapped the blackboard again with a whip: You have a solution! Isn't it written very domineering?

I hung my head flushed.

When Mr. Li saw that I was blushing, maybe she was thinking too much, so she quickly covered her neckline with her hand, and her female instinct made her glance at my pants again, and when she saw that I had set up a tent and it was wet, her face turned red, and she whispered: You go down.

She didn't even expect that there was a big black fish hidden in my crotch!

And it's so alive.

Anyway, the misunderstanding is quite deep.

I was relieved, and just as I was about to go down, the fish began to play with its life, and the head of the fish was straight, and everyone knew that the black fish itself was sticky and slippery, and it actually sprang out most of its body!! ”

(End of chapter)

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