Chapter 52: Silver Cheap Enlightenment (You Can See It When You're Fat)
In order to eliminate the evil qi on Chen Feng's body, Bodhi Ancestor had to recite the "Buddha Says and Scolding Sutra" to Chen Feng every day, once a day, for five hours, and every time Chen Feng had a weird fancy shape. And he changed several shapes a day, and several times he dislocated Chen Feng's hands and feet, and even made Chen Feng's backbone dislocated, his trachea blocked, and he couldn't breathe! In addition, there are no dead people in the Sesame Temple, it can be said that you can't survive and die!
The sound of the bell every day in the Sesame Temple is the score of Chen Feng's tragic fate, such a fate, in the blink of an eye, is seven days, during which the love for a long time finally hit the bell a thousand times, and stepped into the stone gate to the Sesame Temple, this kid's legal name is "Wu Yi", as soon as he came, he slapped the Bodhi ancestor on the horse, but he was beaten up and thrown to sweep the toilet.
On the morning of the eighth day, the Bodhi Ancestor came to Chen Feng as usual, Chen Feng's original dignity had already been polished, and he cried with a sad face, and begged: "Master, let the apprentice go... The disciples took refuge in Buddhism. ”
"Your evil spirit has not disappeared, and you can't enter the Buddha's gate." Bodhi Ancestor took out the Buddha devouring pestle and said lightly.
"Otherwise, let go of your bare hands and feet, don't fix it anymore, you see, it's all dislocated."
Bodhi Ancestor opened his eyes angrily, knocked Chen Feng's head hard and said, "I don't know how to be blessed in the midst of happiness!" As a teacher, this is teaching you to wash the marrow scriptures! ”
"Washing the marrow meridian?" Chen Feng was dumbfounded, is this also called learning the marrow scriptures? hurriedly opened the information column, and sure enough, he saw a newly learned peerless body method.
Washing the Pulp Sutra (Peerless Body Method)
The classics created by Bodhidharma are composed of 7749 groups of postures, which are divided into skin, flesh, muscles, bones, blood, and marrow, and those who are great can be sanctified in the flesh. It can be practiced at the same time as the internal strength of the mind.
The first group: peeling (divided into seven postures, all postures can be practiced for one hour to increase seven proficiency points.) )
Level 1 Proficiency: 0/49
Increases Strength: 0
Increased Agility: 0
Increased Thoughts: 0
Increase Root Bone: 0
Increased Perception: 0
Increase the upper limit of internal strength: 0
Increased True Qi Attack: 0
Increases Talisman True Qi: 0
After reading the attributes of the marrow washing meridian, Chen Feng's devastated soul finally got a little comfort, the marrow washing meridian is worthy of being a peerless body method, washing the marrow and cutting hair, in addition to blessings, all attributes can be increased, even internal force or something! And it can be cultivated with internal strength. However, Chen Feng was also a little annoyed, because he was made into a strange posture for the previous seven days, he didn't think that he could still cultivate internal strength, so he spent seven days in self-hypnosis, wasting seven days in vain.
"Master, I've been working on you for a few days, why hasn't my proficiency increased at all?" Chen Feng asked the doubts in his heart.
"The previous seven days were teaching you to wash the marrow sutra, but you didn't learn it, how to increase your proficiency? Then you can add it. Do you still practice? ”
"Practice! Of course practice! But.. Chen Feng squeezed his eyebrows and smiled: "Can you not knock your head and chant the scriptures, master?" The disciple will give you a whole roast chicken to eat. ”
"Humph! Buddhism is not allowed to eat meat! Don't put lard! ”
Chen Feng said happily: "Then the master agreed?" ”
"No, the teacher is helping you get rid of the evil spirit!"
"I'm your mother!"
"Done scolding? After scolding, it's time to read it as a teacher. ”
"I'll make your mother's mother!" Don't scold for nothing, don't scold!
That night, Chen Feng posed as one of the postures of "peeling", and practiced his internal skills comfortably. Every time he finished knocking on the scriptures, the Bodhi Ancestor threw Chen Feng and asked him to maintain a posture until the next morning, Chen Feng was also used to it, since he could still cultivate internal strength, Chen Feng naturally would not waste time.
After the third watch, Hua Shao shot for a long time, and the three of them suddenly sneaked out, touching the moonlight and coming to Chen Feng's side, Hua Shao smiled cheaply: "Brother Wu Neng, are you juggling in reality?" Look at this posture, the big head can top the small head! ”
"Slut! Don't put me to normal! Chen Feng scolded with a smile, these people are all poor people who have been killed and brought back to life by the Bodhi Ancestor, although they have only been together for a few days, they have sympathy for each other, and they are quite familiar with each other.
Hua Shao smiled, and hurriedly straightened Chen Feng's twisted body into a cross-legged sitting. Chen Feng saw that the three of them were smiling, and there must be Yin Mao in his heart, and his tone was quite unhappy: "You three birdmen, seeing that Lao Tzu was killed by his mother, none of them came out to help, how can you control it today, and you all came out to see Lao Tzu?" ”
One shot took out a bottle of wine and said with a smile: "What did Brother Wu Neng say, weren't the brothers killed by Puta's mother?" Look at the flowers, don't think that his chest muscles are very good, in fact, he was called by the ancestor to practice the dragon claw hand, and he has two cups bigger! After a long time, this kid's brain has been cleaned up a little off-line. I won't mention it. You see that the ancestor didn't go out tonight and didn't come back, the brothers dared to come out secretly, no, the wine and meat are ready. ”
Rijiu took out two roast chickens and said, "Hehe, the pheasants caught on the mountain are freshly roasted!" ”
Chen Feng hadn't eaten for a few days, and as soon as he smelled the aroma of wine and meat, he was all over the ground and shouted, "Oh! Dare to take out the roast chicken without honey, what kind of wine is this? Holy! White rice wine!! This kind of Xibei goods is also embarrassed to take it out to entertain brothers! Come, raise Lao Tzu's hand, Lao Tzu will come out with some good goods! Be careful, don't fall! ”
Chen Feng's whole body couldn't move, he couldn't even move his fingers, and the things that were taken out by the storage bag fell as soon as they appeared, and the three of them hurriedly caught the shot. Even took a few bottles of wine, and looked at Chen Feng in amazement.
Hua Shao opened a bottle of wine, sniffed it, and stared at his eyes and exclaimed: "Millennial elixir!" A bottle of 100 gold! Brother, did you dig up the gold mountain? ”
A shot of roast chicken, suckling pig, sauce abalone and braised wings and all kinds of food listed, and also exclaimed: "This pile is estimated to be no less than five hundred gold!" Rich man! ”
Rijiu looked at Chen Feng with admiration and said, "Brother Wuneng! I'll be messing with you in the future! ”
"Go, go. Lao Tzu hasn't eaten for a few days, so naturally he has to take out some treasures! Don't pour wine for Lao Tzu yet. ”
"Of course, of course." Spend a glass of wine and a piece of meat to feed Chen Feng, and then smiled: "Brother Wu Neng has also learned peerless martial arts, right?" ”
Chen Feng tasted the fragrant meat and wine that he hadn't eaten for a long time, breathed a sigh of relief, and said a little proudly: "His grandmother's Pu Ta Lao Mu has been Lao Tzu for seven days and seven nights, but she has taught Lao Tzu a set of peerless body methods, you know the marrow washing scriptures, right?" Quite a bull X body style! What about you? ”
Yigun drank a glass of wine, and said with a rather depressed expression: "Hey, you're good, just learn the same, don't take so much time, his mother's Pu Da mother taught me the Vajra Not Bad Body Divine Skill and the One Hundred and Eight Ways Crazy Demon Stick Method, and I can't practice it in ten or eight years." ”
Chen Feng was immediately dumbfounded when he heard this, and after being stunned for half a second, he scolded angrily: "I'm your mother!" With two kinds of miraculous skills, why is your mother still pretending to be depressed! Lao Tzu was only learned by being half dead, you kid really owes his mother X! Less flowers, how about you? Don't tell me you've learned both! ”
Hua Shao nodded weakly and said, "I learned the Phaseless Divine Skill and the Ninety-Nine Eighty-One Claw Dragon Claw Hand." ”
"Holy! Over time, what about you? Chen Feng set his sights on the shortest time to enter the temple, in order to get spiritual comfort.
Rijiu smiled stupidly and said: "Puta's mother said that my qualifications are too poor, and she taught me three things.
Dragonfly points to the water and raises the longitudinal technique and the Dharma swordsmanship. I'm the worst to say, it's hard to learn. ”
After hearing this, Chen Feng was already depressed and speechless, he was the worst punished, but he learned the least! Anyway, there is a peerless martial arts, what Chen Feng lacks most is martial arts skills, and he can't always use the skills attached to the sunflower magic skills! It's very awesome, but it's too sissy!
Hua Shao fed Chen Feng a glass of wine, and then said with a smile: "Brother Wu Neng, don't be discouraged, what we have learned is only Shaolin mastery, what you have learned is the mastery of the mastery, one is worth three of us!" ”
Chen Feng thought about it, and he was relieved, as Hua Shao said, the marrow washing scripture can add any attributes, improve the basic attributes, it is more useful than any magic cheats, it is indeed worth several magic skills, thinking of this, most of the resentment in his heart has disappeared.
Seeing that Chen Feng's expression softened, he smiled and said, "Brother Wu Neng is the one who has the greatest benefit among us!" Having said that, the four of us have all learned peerless magic skills, but unfortunately the practice time is too short, and the strength is not as high as the master list, but if the four of us join forces, why don't bully the likes of Brother Yangtian and others, and don't step on them casually! So the three of us have a proposal, and we specially asked what Brother Wu Neng meant. ”
"What proposal?" Lao Tzu just don't bully my brother! The three of you still want to trample Lao Tzu under your feet? However, if you trample the fanatics under your feet, you can negotiate and discuss.
Rijiu said with a smile: "We want to worship with Brother Wu Neng, form the Four King Kongs of the Sesame Temple, gather the power of the four people, and sweep the entire ancient times!" The name is all set, it's called '** Wu Neng Legacy'! Enough to ring the bell! ”
"Sounds pretty loud!" Chen Feng continued: "But Lao Tzu doesn't want to use the name Wu Neng!" ”
Hua Shao smiled and said: "You are just enlightened, I am still enlightened!" The one next to it is still a lewd bug! The name is just a code name, when we are strong, whoever says us, we will fix whom, strength is everything! ”
A shot glanced at Hua Shao, and then said, "The slut is right!" We have miraculous skills now, and sooner or later we will be a cow X race, who dares to say that we are? Lao Tzu is enlightened? Who dares to say that Lao Tzu will lewd the women of his family! Don't laugh at the relics, you kid can only dream! ”
"Good!" Chen Feng said angrily: "Since you say so, then the brother won't say much!" Kill the chicken and burn the yellow paper immediately! ”
"It's been ready for a long time!" Hua Shao put up the sworn guy and asked, "Which of us is big and who is small?" How to divide it? ”
"Of course, according to generation, I am the eldest brother, and I am the oldest." One shot.
"No, according to strength! My phaseless magic skills and dragon claw hands have learned faster than you, and my strength is the highest, and I am the greatest! Hua Shao followed: "Don't talk about the dream, you are not qualified for the strength." ”
Poor Rijiu lowered his head and circled on the ground.
Chen Feng smiled: "Okay! Then press the strength! ”
"Hey, hey, two to one. Then I am the eldest brother, the second brother of the lewd insect, the third brother of Wu Neng, and the old man of dreams. Hua Shao smiled and lined up, and could only shake his head helplessly.
Chen Feng showed his name and laughed evilly: "Slut, you can only be the second child at most, see who Lao Tzu is." ”
"What?!"
"Wow!"
"Don't bully brother!! Idol! ”
"It's Lao Tzu!" Chen Feng smiled evilly: "Now I am the boss, the second slut, the third lewd insect, and the fourth dreamer, no problem!" ”
The three of them looked at Chen Feng with strange expressions, and said with a shot: "The ranking is no problem, but we have a question for you, I heard that in order to practice the Sunflower Treasure Book, you cut JJ and didn't grow it, is it true?" ”
"Fuck it!" Chen Feng said angrily: "It's all a fanatic who looks up to the sky and a special issue of the forbidden area to slander Lao Tzu!" ”
"That's good." Hua Shao patted his chest and fixed his mind: "Then let's bow down!" ”
The four of them chopped the chicken and burned the yellow paper, and snorted at the heaven and earth, and finally formed a terrifying combination of "obscene and cheap enlightenment" in the future.
After the ceremony, Major General Hua Chen Feng straightened up, looked at each other for a long time, and said with a smile: "Boss, you have a reputation, and the brothers can't weaken the boss's reputation, why do you have to go out and break through, right?" ”
Chen Feng heard what Hua Shao meant, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Do you know how to escape from the Sesame Temple?!" ”
Hua Shao and the three of them nodded, and their eyes brushed towards Chen Feng's crotch.
Chen Feng suddenly felt his crotch shrink, and said timidly: "You three bastards, don't you think?" ”
"Boss, all three of us are castrated, no medicine, JJ hasn't grown, and now there are still you below, so I can only wronged you." A shot laughed a little bitterly, not because he was wronged Chen Feng, but because he wanted to touch the man JJ, his life was bitter, and his hands were bitter.
Hua Shao raised his eyebrows and said, "Boss, you let us touch it, so as to prove that you have it underneath." ”
"Yes, boss, just touch it."
"No! Absolutely not! Lao Tzu knows that you have Yinmao! ”
"Come on."
"Touch..."
"Just a moment."
"You bastards, bastards!!" Chen Feng's whole body couldn't move, and he could only watch as the three demon claws stretched out to his crotch.
"Boss, just bear with it, we're out, so we can find someone to save you!" Flower less road.
"Yes, but if you want to fool people in, it is estimated that it will take ten days and eight days, and you can bear with it during this period."
"Holy! All right! Then you can find someone to come in as soon as possible, it's not okay, if they all come in, then anyone can learn divine skills, and we won't have an advantage, you go and find Sister Don't like it with me. In order to get out, Chen Feng just had to endure it.
After one scream, three thunderous screams and three screams, there was only one poor person left in the Sesame Temple...
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The silver sword actually shielded !! Oh!!! You get the idea.