Chapter 53: The Beast (The Book is Fat, Can Be Slaughtered!) )
Since the three great King Kongs escaped from the Sesame Temple, there has been no news, Chen Feng did not wait for the sudden appearance of Sister Don't Like to help him get out of the sea of suffering every day, this hope has passed twenty-one days.
Bodhi Ancestor does not give up after reciting the ninety-nine eighty-one "Buddha Says and Scolds the Sutra", so Chen Feng has been fixed since he stepped into the Sesame Temple and attacked the Bodhi Ancestor, and he has still been fixed, except for the five hours when he was upset by the Bodhi Ancestor's recitation, the rest of the time is used to practice internal strength.
Tuna method (true solution)
The ancestor of the mortal inner strength method, long-term practice can increase the upper limit of internal strength, and this exercise can be practiced together with any internal strength method.
Level 5 (202/384)
Increase the maximum internal force: 400
Internal Force Recovery: 20 (When cultivating the Mental Method, the internal force recovery is doubled.) )
For other exercises: 15%
Xiaocheng Realm: Increases cultivation speed by 10%, and increases the upper limit of internal force by 500.
Sunflower Divine Skill (Peerless Inner Strength)
The world's inner power from yin to cold can be cultivated together with the inner power from yang to gang.
The sunflower magic is divided into nine layers
Fourth: Six Yin and Naqi (139/576)
Talisman True Qi: 30 (can defend against True Qi attacks)
True Qi Attribute: Extreme Yin (10% freezes the enemy's internal strength, doubles the damage to those who cultivate Yang attribute internal strength, and reduces the damage to those who cultivate extreme Yang attribute internal strength by five layers.) )
True Qi Attack: 10
Increase the upper limit of internal strength: 800
Internal Force Recovery: 20 (When cultivating the Mental Method, the internal force recovery is doubled.) )
Incidental Skill: Splitting Light (Shooting True Qi with Splitting Fingering, attacking enemies within 10 meters, it costs 30 True Qi, this fingering is suitable for throwing knife weapons.) )
Dingtian (Dingtian shoots true qi with one finger, attacking enemies within five meters, it needs to consume 100 true qi, this fingering is applicable to throwing knife weapons.) )
Swimming dragon (close fingering, can contain true qi in the fingertips, with qi to control the fingers, with the finger to hurt people. True Qi consumption is as you like. It contains seven dragon and phoenix fingers, the fingers are connected, and each finger needs to consume 100 true qi. )
Stygian Sword (long-range fingering, fingering into a sword finger, gathering qi fingertips, true qi condensing sword, hurting people with qi. True Qi consumption is as you like. It contains thirty-six ways to break the evil sword, killing people invisibly within ten meters, and each finger consumes 100 true qi. )
Xiaocheng realm: 10 plus true qi attack, 20 plus talisman true qi, and 500 upper limit of internal force.
Washing the Pulp Sutra (Peerless Body Method)
The classics created by Bodhidharma are composed of 7749 groups of postures, which are divided into skin, flesh, muscles, bones, blood, and marrow, and those who are great can be sanctified in the flesh. It can be practiced at the same time as the internal strength of the mind.
The first group: peeling (divided into seven postures, all postures can be practiced for one hour to increase seven proficiency points.) )
Level 4 Proficiency: 0/49
Group 2: Meat training
Level 3 Proficiency: 0/49
Group 3: Forging ribs
Level 2 Proficiency: 0/49
Group 4: Bone replacement
Level 1 Proficiency: 0/49
Increased Strength: 100
Increases Agility:
Increases Thoughts:
Increase Root Bone: 100
Increased Perception: 0
Increase the upper limit of internal strength: 100
Increased True Qi Attack: 0
Increases Talisman True Qi: 0
Twenty-one days of almost uninterrupted cultivation, now Chen Feng's internal strength has reached a terrifying number of 2400, the true qi attack is 20, the talisman true qi is 50, and the internal force is restored to 40, plus the advanced version of the sword fingering of Dingtian, Chen Feng's strength can be said to have improved more than one grade in just one month, although the strength has been greatly improved, but he can't move every day, and he has to be at the mercy of others, and the worst one has to be knocked into the head of Sakyamuni, which is painful, not to be expressed, can only sigh, eat hard, only to become a master, even if this suffering is forced outHaving said that, not all people are forced out, and the Venerable Master is no exception!
On the twenty-second day, the scriptures were continued.
Chen Feng was pulled back with both hands on his toes, his belly hit the ground, and his head had to be tilted up, looking directly at the Bodhi Ancestor.
Every time he saw the chubby and round head of the Bodhi Ancestor, as well as the ** treasure appearance when chanting the scriptures, Chen Feng wanted to use the legendary Restoration Pretty Fist on him to beat out the true face of the Bodhi Ancestor! Who can know that this old monk has a cheap face when he eats meat, a bad face when he is a whole person, and sometimes a silver face!
"Pu your mother!" Every time he was knocked on the head, Chen Feng had to scold such a sentence to express his inner feelings, no, it was almost a mantra.
Suddenly, the ** treasure of the Bodhi ancestor suddenly turned into a kind eyebrow and kind face, and he smiled so amiably! With a little hand, he clicked on Chen Feng's dumb hole.
Chen Feng had an abrupt feeling in his heart: Isn't this old man thinking of some new way to rectify Lao Tzu? It's miserable enough to put Lao Tzu in the position to knock on the head, old man, are you still playing new tricks?
However, the truth was not what Chen Feng thought, I saw the Bodhi Ancestor stand up, proclaim the Dharma name, and said with a good smile: "The female benefactor came to the small temple again, and it was a long way to come." ”
"The master is polite." A female voice rang out.
Hearing this voice, Chen Feng was so excited in his heart, he couldn't help but look forward to the stars, I look forward to the stars and the moon, but I look forward to you! Don't sister, I'm bitter, I'm bitter! Chen Feng has a thousand words in his heart, but he can only squeak.
At this time, Chen Feng was scorched black, with a meat bun tower on his head, his posture was weird, and his name was forced to be changed to "Wu Neng" by Bodhi Ancestor, no matter how you look at it, it belongs to a non-human person called "Wu Neng", don't like my sister came over, her eyes stopped on Chen Feng for a moment, but she didn't recognize Chen Feng, she only chuckled: "The master still has a pet, what kind of pet is this?" Wu Neng? Pigs? ”
"Uh-huh! Creak!! Whining!! Chen Feng was so angry that he puffed up his voice to the effect: Pu you, old mother's mother! Don't bully my brother! I'm a XX, you're a pig!
"Don't make a noise, brute!" Bodhi Ancestor snorted, and then smiled: "This is my third disciple Wu Neng, who is stubborn by nature, sometimes obscene and behaves very inappropriately, so he was banned by the old man. ”
"Woooooo Hmmm "I'm X your old mother, do you want to! Bodhi, Lao Tzu is not finished with you in this life!
"The brute is still noisy!"
"Woo!" Pu your mother! Chen Feng was furious.
Don't like my sister's strange expression when she saw this black thing on the ground, she couldn't help but laugh, picked up the "stripping" knife and knocked it on Chen Feng's head, and laughed: "This Wu Neng's hairstyle is really stylish." ”
"Woo." Pu your mother. This sentence is a reflex. The head rings when you knock on it.
"Don't pay attention to the criminals, why is the female benefactor here?"
"Oh." Don't like my sister to remember Hua Shao's entrustment, and hurriedly said: "I'm here to find someone, is there a person in the master temple called Don't bully brother?" It's the one who looks ugly, has a thief's eyebrows, and laughs very obscenely. ”
"Uh-huh!!" 。。。。。 The swash is omitted here.
Bodhi Ancestor pondered for a while, and said: "The person you are talking about, there is only one mortal in the small temple, Wu Neng is ugly, but the appearance is illusory, and the female donor does not need to be persistent." ”
Don't like my sister looked at Chen Feng suspiciously, I really couldn't recognize Chen Feng from the black stuff on the ground, Chen Feng was stunned, and then remembered that he was forced to change the name of Wu Neng, and hurriedly showed the big number of "Don't bully brother", which caused a burst of surprise from Don't like my sister.
Don't like my sister squatted down, looked at Chen Feng, look at that pitiful look, don't like my sister is really embarrassed to make fun of him again, I can only endure it wildly, my face is flushed, my fingers hurriedly pinch my upper and lower lips, my cheeks are bulging, my chest is trembling, I don't have a voice, my skills are profound!
"Hmm!" If you want to laugh, you can laugh! His grandma's!
Don't like Sister stood up, took a deep breath, and said, "Master, can you let him speak?" ”
"This, the bad guy is naughty, it's better not to let him make a sound."
Don't like it, my sister took out a gold and said, "Master, I'm here to add sesame oil." ”
Bodhi Ancestor's eyes lit up, and he said with a smile: "The female benefactor is boundless in kindness, and at the request of the female benefactor, it should be." ”
After speaking, a stream of true qi shot at Chen Feng's throat in the air, Chen Feng suddenly felt his throat loosen, and roared angrily: "Pu your mother!" I'm a XX! X Eighteen Buddhas of Your Ancestors。。。。。 ”
"Master, don't let him speak."
Chen Feng hurriedly stopped and said in a lamented voice: "Don't! Don't sister, I miss you so much!! You are my goddess, illuminating my front, you are my light, illuminating my night! Don't sister! You don't know how miserable I am! Poor me! I was Pu Ta Lao... ”
Bodhi Ancestor cast a fierce gaze, Chen Feng's back was cold, and he quickly stopped, and whispered: "Don't sister, we have to say it alone." ”
Don't like my sister nodded, took out another gold and said: "I can say a few words with Wu, can the master avoid it?" ”
"Yes, you can." Bodhi Ancestor took the gold with a smile, and glared at Chen Feng before walking into the backyard.
Chen Feng saw Bodhi Ancestor go away, and when he turned around and saw that Sister Don't Like Sister's hair was intact, he couldn't help but wonder: "How did you get in?" ”
"Go through the back door."
"There's a back door?! I'm X! Why didn't you tell me! ”
"You didn't ask!"
Chen Feng looked depressed, his emotional sin was in vain, but thinking about the behavior of Bodhi Ancestor, even if he came in through the back door, this guy was not necessarily so easy to speak, so he asked again: "Then how did you get the clues of the divine skill?" ”
"Give me money, I just paid you back two gold! You owe me two hundred gold! ”
"That bastard loves money? I'm X, not a monk? Where is the noble virtue of treating money like dung?!! ”
"Do you think that old monk is a noble man?" Don't like my sister, Chen Feng glanced at it.
Chen Feng was aggrieved, really aggrieved, he had ten thousand dollars on him, why didn't he expect that the monk would love money!
"Okay, you're like this, what else can you do, don't talk about that."
"Sister Don't, what's it like?"
"Look at your bear-like appearance, there is a man named Hua Shao, who said that you are trapped here, and asked me to rescue you out. Have you figured out how to get out? ”
"I think I thought of it." Chen Feng paused and whispered, "But you can't be heard by the old monk, you lean your face." I'll whisper to you. ”
"It's good to say this, the old monk is not here."
"No, this is a plan I've been planning for a long time, and I can't miss a little!" Chen Feng pleaded: "You see that we have known each other for so long, when did I not be the first to help you when you were in trouble?" This time I'm in trouble, and you won't help with this little favor? ”
"Okay, okay." Don't like it, my sister leaned over and said, "Say it." ”
"Closer."
"Why, I'm going to stick it to your face!" Don't like my sister to turn her face sideways, and her left ear is close to Chen Feng's mouth.
"It's got to be closer! Just a little bit more! ”
"Okay!"
"Wow! Don't sister, you're out of boobs! ”
Don't like my sister to be surprised, he quickly twisted his face to look at his chest, his nose was hitting the tip of Chen Feng's nose, Chen Feng caught the time, and the only tongue that could move stretched out, and it was added to the lips of Don't like sister, and immediately ushered in a thunderstorm.
Don't like my sister to look at Chen Feng who turned into white light with a rippling smile on his face, he was stunned on the spot, feeling the slippery warmth on his lips.
First kiss! Lick it for the animals!