Chapter 234: Big Brother, Are You Serious About Your Women's Clothes?
Shi Jinlang said with black lines on his head: "You dead monkey is very bad, you obviously know everything, but you pretend not to understand anything!" β
"It's not good, it's murderous!"
Mao Mao was smiling evilly, and suddenly his complexion changed greatly, and he pointed in one direction to the current waves.
"Lao Tzu believes in you!" Shi Jinlang rolled his eyes and said, "Crocodile mother, let's go!" β
"It's really murderous this time, boss, I won't lie to you!"
"You can pull it down, Lao Tzu will believe that you are a big pen!"
Shi Jinlang snorted, turned around and left.
"Ping-Pong-"
At this moment, a symphony of Jin Ge came from the wall, and at the same time, Li Yuanfang's frightened voice shouted loudly: "You-who are you?" β
"It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is that that's dog legs have to die!"
"Stop!"
Shi Jinlang shouted, punched the brick wall out of a big hole, and then the cat's waist drilled through the hole.
There were two people standing under the high wall directly opposite, one was Li Yuanfang, and the other was an assassin in a black night suit, because the black-clothed assassin had his back to Shi Jinlang, so Shi Jinlang couldn't see her, but from the burgundy thick hair braid on the assassin's head, it was surmised that she should be a woman.
"My lord, hurryβgo!"
Li Yuanfang was strangled by the female assassin's neck, and it took all her strength to barely shout this sentence.
"This lady, you let go of my subordinates first, you can say something well!"
Shi Jinlang originally wanted to call "Miss", but seeing that this female assassin was born with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, Shi Jinlang forcibly changed the title to "lady".
"Okay?"
The female assassin held Li Yuanfang hostage and turned around abruptly, he- fucking turned out to be a man!!
Although the assassin wore a mask on his face, Shi Jinlang could tell from the exposed half of his face and the iconic man's Adam's apple that the female assassin was actually disguised as a woman.
"Big brother, your women's clothes are really spicy, can you please be a little more dedicated? Wear a high neck to hide the Adam's apple, don't speak so thickly, and even if there is no silicone, can you stuff two steamed buns in your chest? β
"You found out all this?"
"Please, with your women's clothes, you can't even fool my howling dog, okay?"
"In that case, then I can't leave you alone!" The female male assassin looked fierce, and tightened the dagger in his hand.
"Don't, don'tβdon't!" Shi Jinlang smiled embarrassedly: "If you have something to say, you sneaked in just to rob money, you have money and money, give as much as you want!" β
", who's going to rob you?" The female male assassin snorted angrily.
"Big brother, you can't be here to rob sex, right?" Shi Jinlang said with a confused face: "You are looking for a palace maid, what are you doing for my subordinates, he is still a child, the key is that he is still a man!" β
"Fart!" The female male assassin said angrily: "Who wants to rob you? Lao Tzu came to assassinate the empress, but this broken place is too big, and you will get lost if you are not careful! β
"Assassinate the Empress?" Shi Jinlang's eyes rolled, and then he patted his thigh and said: "You are also here to assassinate the empress, I said it earlier, so am I!" β
"Big-sir?"
Shi Jinlang glared at Li Yuanfang and motioned for him to shut up.
"You're here to assassinate the Empress, too?" The female male assassin looked suspicious: "Then why does this kid call you an adult?" β
"Da Ren, not an adult!" Shi Jinlang said nonsense: "My full name is Nicholas Daren, my father gave me such a name because I hope I can have great benevolence in my heart, so that I can be invincible in the world!" β
"It turns out to be such a 'great benevolence'!" The female male assassin subconsciously nodded and said, "It seems that we are the flood that washed the Dragon King Temple, and the family doesn't know the family!" β
"Yes, yes, family, family!" Shi Jinlang smiled "hehe" and said: "Then trouble big brother to let my little follower go!" β
"Good, good!"
The female male assassin nodded, he had just taken the dagger from Li Yuanfang's neck, and suddenly realized something.
"No, that's palace is so heavily guarded, how did you kid get in?"
"How did you get in?" Shi Jinlang snorted for a long time and said, "That-how did the big brother come in?" β
"Sure enough, it's a liar!"
The murderous aura of the female male assassin soared, and the dagger in his hand stabbed Li Yuanfang's throat again.
"GrassβI can't weave it anymore!" Shi Jinlang took out an anti-aircraft gun from the three thousand whiskers and shouted at Li Yuanfang: "Yuanfang, squat down!" β
"Bang-"
Almost at the moment when Li Yuanfang squatted on his waist, Shi Jinlang pulled the trigger, and a firework bomb was launched from the barrel of the cannon with fireworks.
"Boomβ"
A burst of colorful fireworks flashed, and a black soot was blasted out of the high wall, and the words "Happy Mid-Autumn Festival" could be vaguely seen.
The smoke cleared, and Shi Jinlang saw Li Yuanfang lying on the ground, and the female male assassin had already disappeared.
"What about people?" Shi Jinlang asked with a look of surprise.
Li Yuanfang got up and sniffed the smell in the air, and suddenly his face changed, and he pointed behind Shi Jinlang and said, "My lord, he-he's behind you!" β
"Impossible!"
Before Shi Jinlang could finish speaking, a sharp blade tearing through the air suddenly came from behind him, Shi Jinlang turned around in horror, only to see that the female male assassin was holding a dagger, stabbing his heart like lightning.
"Dead liar, go die!"
The female male assassin gritted his teeth and stabbed out the dagger, he wanted to stab the little white face in front of him who lied and played with him into a hornet's nest.
"Bang-"
A piercing jingo sounded as the dagger in the hands of the female male assassin broke in two and fell to the ground with a "snap".
"Hard or not?" Shi Jinlang patted the black armor on his body, and said with a cheap smile: "Just ask you if you are hard, right?" β
"What the hell are you?"
The female male assassin looked messy, and subconsciously took a step back.
"Now it's Ben-sama's turn!"
Shi Jinlang sneered and pulled out the Gatling gun of "Made-in-China" from the three thousand whiskers.
"Bang-"
The moment Shi Jinlang lowered his head and pulled the trigger, the cold wind in front of him flickered, and the female and male assassins disappeared again.
"What the hell are you?"
This time it was Jinlang's turn to be alone in the wind.
"My lord, this assassin is a superpower, and his superpower is stealth!" Li Yuanfang hurriedly ran up and said.
"Adults are not blind, not invisible, but still alive?" Shi Jinlang didn't have a good airway.
"My lord, what kind of stuff did you just make, it looks like it's very powerful!" Li Yuanfang looked at Shi Jinlang with envy and asked.
"Don't ask!" Shi Jinlang snorted and said, "Aren't you a nose spirit, where did that assassin run away invisibly?" β
"Ahead, it seems to have turned into the Labor Palace!"
"Give me chase!" Shi Jinlang slapped his thigh and said: "The new official has taken office three times, and the director of the super-management bureau is going to open a show for him today!" β
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