"Well, I'm here to make a cameo, after all, the author gave money. He asked me to tell you that for the effect of this chapter, he wrote a lot of English, Deadpool Terrier, and he also had a high demand for rhythm, so he always said this, and I hope you will bear with me. But he's too picky! I only signed a contract for one chapter, so you know how tight my schedule is! So I have to add, it's all a fart! Anyway, if your English is good enough, you have a strong sense of rhythm, and Marvel terriers are flying, then you will be very cool to read this chapter! If you haven't passed CET-4, no one wants to listen to you sing at KTV, and you've never seen my personal movie, then ...... Whatever, don't hurry up and study! Now! Are you ready？ ”

yo， yo， drop the beat～

Hey! How are you guys, my name is Deadpool~

So you should know that I am a warrior~

But this author is very damned, and he doesn't give face at all~

If you can't abuse him, how can you be a man again~

you know， actually， I’m a teenage girl！ Actually, she is still a little girl, ashamed

You put me in the book and completely ignore the copyright~

I don't understand your life, have you ever thought about asking for face~

If it weren't for your pitiful eyes, you would be a doctor who couldn't finish your studies~

I really want to scold you, you are a Bichi!

I know~I know I should watch my lan～guage~

I have to kiss my girl with that！ damn！ mouth！ ~

So I say son of a， you say biscuit!

Son of a——

Biscuit！

Son of a——

Biscuit！

I say son of a， you say biscuit!

Son of a——

Biscuit！

Son of a——

Biscuit！

At this point in the story, I think it's a little strange~

A bunch of mongrels paid me to kill a girl~

They ~ are a bunch of perverts called Hydra ~

But I'm Deadpool, I just see the money and open my eyes~

Wearing my red tight feels like a freak~

But it looks really cute with a maid uniform~

Readers are praising me, I'm almost faint~

But if anyone really believes it, I can only say shit~

So I say Deadpool you say god!

Deadpool——

God!

Deadpool——

God!

I say Deadpool you say god!

Deadpool——

God!

Deadpool——

God!

Oh! Canada! Yes! Let me see your hands!

I don't like New York, due to having conscience~

But today you can kill, so Marry Christmas ~

This little girl is quite rich, and she actually lives in Manhattan~

I suddenly felt very bitter because I fooled around every day~

I pulled out a card with her name written on it~

Oops~I'll go~ This name is shameless~

If you read them all once, you'll ruin my rhyme~

But if someone diss, I'll definitely cut him~

So I say Belle%& amp; amp; amp; amp

you say hell!

Belle*@& amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp;！ ……$?……@?? ～

hell！

Belle? 》?? @！ （& amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; …… ～

hell！

I say Belle%@?? *& amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; （）@?@ you say hell!

Belle ???? %& amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; *（～

hell！

Belle|"" @?? & amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; *（）～

hell！

Toilet time, drink saliva and take a break. Where do you want to go for water? What kind of water do you want to drink? Oh my God, for the sake of the X-Men, what do you think? Are you a pervert?

Stand outside her window, ready to say doom to her~

But for a moment, I really wanted to hear Wham!

Suddenly I realized that I don't love hiphop~

Recently, I was ready to transform and fell in love with coun~try and rock~

Is this swollen today, I've been singing all the time? ～

So that's the case, the author went to the concert~ and didn't want to take me with him!

This singer's surname is Chen, and his name is Eason~

But if you want to talk about Chen name, I only serve Edison! ～

No one should think about being crooked, because he is handsome~

But I'm Deadpool, you don't want to be crooked~

So I say lonely， you say Christmas !

Lonely!

Christmas!

Lonely!

Christmas!

I say lonely， you say Christmas !

Lonely!

Christmas!

Lonely!

Christmas!

OK, OK, it's far away, cough, cough, come back again!

She should die at least 10,000 times for this name~

It's okay to have to watch it again, how much time is wasting me! ～

But looking at the photos, I feel a little pity~

Is she a colleague of Vanessa? ～

Lying outside the window, I'll just look inside~

Oh my God~ Why didn't you take a shower without drawing the curtains~

Although ~I know~ Hydra paid the ticket~

But ~how can you~ kill such a girl~

This kind of thinking seems to be particularly gender discrimination~

But I'm just struggling with feeling suffocation right now~

I know that life is too short to just ~take care of money~

But I don't think she can shout honey when she sees my face~

Oh ~ oh my god ~ What the hell am I thinking? ～

If you don't get this done, you won't have the face to go home! ～

Sorry ~Venessa～ I know～ you are hot~

But she oh my Canada her body’s a killer~

So I say hot you say killer!

Hot!

Killer!

Hot!

killer!

I say hot you say killer!

Hot!

Killer!

Hot!

Dog！

Hey! The one that says dog, elementary school students can't read this chapter

I'm going to give her a little time to clean up~

By the way, make a phone call to inform you that the price of this job must be raised! ～

Why do the grandsons of these Hydras always not answer the phone? ～

Dare to transfer me to voicemail, believe it or not, I'll cut your whole family? ～

So I say……

"Oh, hi! Didn't disturb your sleep, did you? I'm so embarrassed, but I was asked to wait forty-two seconds to answer the phone! Did you just finish watching The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and pinch my watch? ”

"Who am I, you ask? Ha! Since you have asked a sincere question, I will tell you with great mercy! In order to prevent Wolverine from being able to bring the popularity of the X-Men after he died, in order to make money to raise Ryan Reynolds's upcoming child, and to carry out the true nature of divorcing Black Widow and coming to the Avengers to disrupt the situation, the cutest Marvel character in the whole kindergarten is me, Wade Wilson, my enemies and friends call me Deadpool, but seeing you so cowardly, in order not to scare you into crying, you can call me by my name. ”

"You don't know who I am? If you're lucky, I'm not going to break your fragile nerves today, I know a great doctor who cured Mrs. Bennet's nerves, Jean Austen had to rewrite Pride and Prejudice, and he cured my cancer! I'll tell you his phone. Oh, I'm sorry, I just killed him two days ago. Give you two minutes and have that idiot in a suit call me back, or I'll take you to hell to see a doctor!" Bye. ”

"You actually dislike me for being long-winded? Please, isn't this all what you wrote to fill the word count? Look at your broken name, Mr. Moriarty, will you wash and blow people, and you will call yourself a teacher? Is Tony Stark the teacher? Is Kevin Spacey the teacher? Oops, don't cry, don't cry, I'm sorry, I didn't know you liked him. I just don't understand what you like about him? Just that figure, that look? Can you compare to Ryan Reynolds? What? Temperament? You look at my face carefully, look into my eyes, hey, hey, yes, right here, eyes, tell me what temperament is? Hey? How did you call me back so soon? I'm telling you that I just don't answer, I have to wait forty-two seconds to let him feel what irritability is! Why don't we talk about when I will have a role in the next time? Let me tell you, the heroine is 175, and her bare feet are taller than the kid who plays Spider-Man (the official height of the Dutch brother is 173...... What if she put on high heels? When "Running Man" was watched? Are you still going to write him a hijab? He's so handsome, it's a waste to wrap a turban. Don't talk about it, what twenty-three is still running around. I'll tell you that he copied my uniform ideas, and he deserved it, and he didn't grow tall. Well, it's not forty-two seconds, but I need to answer the phone. ”

“I’m sorry， the old Deadpool can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause he's busy teaching the author how to pick the perfect significant other for the girl! Why? Oh, he's busy teaching the author how to find a partner for the heroine correctly. ”

"The so-called phone can be hung, the spider must be short! You see I'm 188 tall, isn't it particularly suitable? Ay? He hit it again. Forget it, I'll talk to him first, and I'll talk to you later. ”

"Hi my dear old fellow. I was looking for you. Why didn't you tell me this girl was so positive? I'm telling you that you have to pay for such a goal! ”

"Who's to say it's not, I also think it's very unethic, but you talk to me about work ethic? Is it that you have watched too much "Pleasant Goat"? ”

"I didn't expect it, it's such a coincidence, I also love to watch hello kitty."

"Oh, no, it really doesn't work, even if you're hello kitty, you'll have to pay more. It's so serious that I almost cheated. ”

"Listen, I'll tell you one last time! If you don't add money, I swear to Tim Miller that I'll kick you hard in the ass with the tip of my boots! ”

"What? Did I just say 'finally'? You must be misremembering. ”

"That's good! Bye! “

"Oh, so much of my favorite money, I'm so happy! Oh, I can't die, yohohohoho! Anyway, you think about it, if I can't play more, then there is no way, I know where you live, rest assured I won't kill you, because I get some soft spots. You kick me out of the next chapter and you will learn in the worst way that I have some hard spots too. That came out wrong. Or did it?”

"I'm going to get down to business first, and we'll talk about it when I get back. Cue the music!”

Yo，yo，drop the beat！

Under the bridge in front of the door, a flock of ducks swam by~

Deadpool hurried to finish his work and go home early~

hoe He day when wu ~ sweat drops under the tu ~

The enemy is in front of me, and they all have to pounce~

The little white rabbit, white and white, with two ears pricked up~

Screenwriters and directors are damned, they always make me forget to bring a bullet bag~

What can you do if you forget to bring bullets~

To kill a chick, I only rely on ~ strong and strong ~ body

I'm the dad of Venessa's son! ～

Father! ～

He's his son's father! ～

Father! ～

What am I his son of? ～

What the? ～

Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah～

No matter what you usually do, no matter what you imagine you are like, there will always be one that makes you want to settle down and say with her, Happy Valentine's Day, Happy Chinese New Year, Happy Women's Day, Happy Lent, Happy Halloween, Happy Thanksgiving, Happy Holidays, Happy Christmas. Oh Venessa, I swear I'm the only one in my heart! So, I'm going to kill your rival right now!

Give me a handsome break through the window! ～

Enter, enter, enter! ～

Now I can simply subdue the dragon and subdue the tiger! ～

Tiger Tiger! ～

After this ticket, you don't have to make ends meet! ～

Out out out out of out! ～

Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah～

Hey, I said, are you pretending to be like this, are you looking down on me? ～

Where did you get a bunch of nonsense all day long~ Verbosity? ～

You're a Marvel character wearing a T-shirt with Harley Harley Quinn on it,

It's just intentional~ to cause trouble for the author! ～

Can you ~ don't shake ~ those two legs? ～

Leg leg leg leg ~

Do you know that this ~ is a foul? ～

Rules and regulations ~

I advise you to give up resistance and leave some tears~

Tears, tears, tears~

I'll cut your spine cleanly! ～

"Ahh Right up Main Street!”

"It's the same as International Women's Day, but how do you know? You're actually spying on me! Ahh There are perverts! You want to see the cute me? You scumbag! ”

"How can you do anything if I go? If the X-Men director finds you, you don't have to shoot "Reverse Future", right? It's not the same as saying yes! ”

"Hey, hey, hey, you can't fight here, you're a girl, be a little reserved!"

"Oh, my arm! You're really up to it! ”

“Bad Deadpool。”

bia trumpet~