Chapter 17: Deadpool - Chapter Continued
Belle is right-handed, and she doesn't want to interfere with the daily movement of her right hand, so she puts the monitor diamond ring on the middle finger of her left hand very provocatively.
This incident caused a small storm in the school, but no one was able to get any useful information out of her mouth, resulting in all kinds of gossip one after another. The most popular version at the moment is that, considering that Belle and Peter seem to be getting closer lately, it is eighty percent that the latter has traded one of his kidneys, half a liver, and a cornea for the ring. It just so happened that Peter had recently taken a leave of absence, so he must have gone to recuperate.
She came to school in such a high-profile way that both General McConville and Hydra were taken by surprise. The sixteen shots of the man in the suit were four full doses of the desperate virus, so he didn't die yet!
Since General McConville's men and the gang of men in suits can't deal with it, they can only ask for another master. Instead of being stupid enough to let ordinary hired killers keep sending them to death to brush up on each other's experience, and at the same time asking the author to make up the word count, they just found the best.
After a few days of them finding the best hired killer and having a fierce, yes, intense, haggling with him, Belle had a pretty good time. If she hadn't video chatted with Wanda and Peter all the time, she could have forgotten that she had superpowers.
Peter hasn't been doing well lately, and under Captain America's training, his nose and face are swollen almost every day. His mobile phone was also confiscated, as he took photos and videos everywhere, which could easily reveal the secrets of the Avengers base.
"Stark confiscated his phone and copied him a thousand times, 'I'm an Avenger, not a paparazzi who take random photos.'" Wanda laughed as she spoke.
"What else can I do?" Peter said with a sad face, "I'm counting on YouTube videos to make some money." If I don't, I don't know when I'll be able to pay off that ring. ”
"Did he really ask you to pay it back?" Belle was a little surprised, too.
They talk for a little bit every day, and the day Deadpool comes to the door is no exception. She was a little tired that day, and she wanted to buy a cat, and if anyone was going to blackmail her, at least give the bad guys a target to kidnap. But the cats are so cute that they can't find a cat that is ugly enough for Belle to accept being kidnapped. This creature may have been born to be raised.
After a day of shopping, she found nothing, and met a group of fundraisers on the street who forced her to donate ten dollars to a project that was researching a cure for prostate cancer.
When she got home, she didn't even bother to eat, so she took a quick shower, and then complained about it during the video.
"What does this have to do with me?" She complained to Wanda and Peter, "Although it doesn't cost much, it feels completely different from being pressured to donate!" ”
Yes, complaining to two people, Peter would have wanted to talk alone. But, remember, his phone was confiscated, and even forced the Avengers HQ to add a new rule that Peter would not be allowed to touch any device with a camera alone.
"It's easy to do," said Wanda, glancing at Peter, "and count the ten dollars on the little spider's head." ”
"Do you still have a conscience?" Peter felt that life was a little bleak, "Also, don't call me Little Spider, I'm an adult, if you have to give me a nickname, don't you think Marvel Spider is good?" I'm going to change this to my YouTube ID. ”
"Well, it's up to you, Marvel Spider," Belle said.
Boom!
"Give me a handsome window to enter! Enter, enter~"
Belle quickly hung up the video, and sent Wanda a message back while Deadpool was still singing rap: "Let's talk tomorrow, I have a guest here, Marvel Spider's good friend Immortal Xiaoqiang is here." ”
In normal times, in the face of a strong enemy like Deadpool, Belle would definitely want to run away in the first place, and it is absolutely impossible to be so calm. However, since Deadpool, the slut, scolded me too hard yesterday, I have already given the protagonist supreme divine powers in advance, and asked her to teach this damn neurotic a good lesson for me.
"I beg you to settle down for a while, can you just trouble me if you don't have anything to do? Who is rare and has some supreme divine power, and it is not annoying to call back and forth all day long! ”
Okay, if you're not careful, another one comes out that can break the fourth wall, count you ruthless, I'm already in pain after feeling Deadpool's hard spot, but I don't want to spend Women's Day again, you can do whatever you want.
With a wave of her hand, Belle gathered the broken glass on the floor into a pile, so as not to puncture her foot for a moment. The reason why the glass wasn't repaired was because she was going to convince Deadpool to go back the way he came. Halloween was still early, and she couldn't stand being seen by the neighbors as a pervert in a maid's outfit over a red leotard walking out of her house, and she couldn't afford to lose that person.
She didn't forget the ring given by Iron Man, but turned the ring a few times in a pre-agreed way, indicating that although there was an accident, she could handle it herself.
But this act seems to misunderstand Deadpool, and he thinks of a triple meaning in an instant.
"Why do you care about this kind of, what if you are engaged or married? Always remember to have fun. Oh no no, no, I mean I'll always love Vanessa alone. Wait, are you giving me the middle finger? Or is it hinting at me something? Oh my God, this feeling of wanting to stop talking, oh! ”
Belle is already starting to regret it, so she should accept the supreme power and directly turn the red humanoid creature into a brilliant firework.
It's too late to regret it now, the author says.
"Sit down, Mr. Wilson," Belle said quickly, saving herself a moment and not being able to help herself, "I heard all the passionate rap and gibberish you just had outside, can I ask how much Hydra gave you?" Do you think this is enough to hire you to kill the other party? ”
She said, shaking the middle finger of her left hand at Deadpool.
"You're doing this nasty thing again!" Deadpool covered his face with his hands and said shyly, "I said that this is not a matter of money or money, I want to kill you for love!" ”
"I just heard you call and say you want to add money." Belle said, "Oh, by the way, thank you for complimenting me." ”
"You're welcome, it's all as it should be." Deadpool was quite polite, but suddenly the conversation changed, "Don't talk nonsense with me, I'm here to clean up Vanessa's rival in love, and I must not be merciful to my rival in love, I told the driver brother when I took a taxi last time......"
"Alright, alright," Belle hurriedly stopped him, "love, huh?" On behalf of all the women, I assure you that there will never be another woman other than your dear Vanessa who will want to sit on your face, not a joke, but seriously, we have a meeting dedicated to this. ”
"You hurt my feelings when you say that!" Deadpool's tone of voice became more and more cheap, "She's still a little girl!" ”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm wrong, do you think that's good?" Belle used her superpowers to retrieve something in the air, "I bought a new foundation, I was in a hurry to buy the wrong shade when I bought it, and I haven't used it once, can I give it to you?" I'll make amends for you. ”
Deadpool jerked up his mask and said, "Do you think my face still needs to cover up?" ”
"Not at all." Belle resisted not to spit it out, "It's perfect, like a toothed ......"
"Dandan, what's embarrassing to say about this," Deadpool spread his hands nonchalantly, "I know you're talking about the number 102 grass-attribute and superpower-based Pokemon, not the stuff that those old driver readers think." ”
"Actually, that's what I'm thinking about ......"
"Stop talking nonsense!" Deadpool snorted and pulled out the two long knives behind his back, "You've been delaying the word count quite a bit, draw your sword, or kneel in front of me and beg me, like Vanessa did last night!" ”
Peace negotiations do not seem to be possible.
From the moment she realized that Deadpool was already outside the window, for the Deadpool in her impression, Belle tried the beauty offensive successively (Deadpool thinks about the girl all the time, but there is an author in charge, this trick will definitely not work, pay attention to whether the festival is good or not, some people complain that you wanted to pretend to be pregnant last time to avoid joining the Avengers), the money offensive (he is a mercenary), the friendship offensive (complain with him), all failed. Now she doesn't have much place to find burritos (which is Deadpool's favorite), and she can't think of a good way to avoid a fight with Deadpool.
Belle looked around, there was no weapon at hand, even if she had, she wouldn't use it, if she let her take a sword, it would be nice not to hurt herself.
Eventually, she picked up a fruit knife on the table.
"Oh, no, look at the way you have a knife." Deadpool couldn't help but complain, "It's like a." ”
"Well, that's right." Belle didn't bother to say more, she felt like she had provoked someone she couldn't afford to mess with.
There's no way she'll beat Deadpool. Just kidding, this is one of the few people who has a combat skill value of 7, and Captain America is only 6. Fight Deadpool for strength, speed, and reflexes? That's equivalent to a snapper putting himself on the board in front of the little Chinese master.
What she is best at is actually mental abilities, but these are of little use to Deadpool, who is always thinking about it in his head.
Perhaps no one could believe that, as a superpower, Belle had never hurt anyone. Aside from the suitors she had given out good guy cards, she had never hurt anyone. Even if she was bullied before going to college, robbed on the road, and asked for unspoken rules when she met a photographer, she didn't hurt anyone, at most she just manipulated their minds, and she didn't even learn a lesson. In order not to harm her life, the most extreme thing she has ever done is to use her superpowers to move the mosquitoes in her home to the neighbor's house. Becoming a vegetarian could have been ranked first, but why can't you get along with yourself?
"Okayokay beauty, you've been delaying a lot of words, in order to prevent being scolded, remind you, the show is about to begin."
Deadpool said, holding a knife in both hands, and chose a very frustrating way to make the first attack. He jumped high, writhed in the air, and slashed at Belle twice in quick succession. Belle is so frightened that she runs away, but it must be too late, and she tries to teleport in a desperate way, only to have Deadpool split Belle's coffee table and sofa.
Belle's hand holding the fruit knife trembled a little.
"He's Deadpool, he's not going to die, he's going to kill me, and if he doesn't fight back, he's going to die." Belle kept thinking about it.
"Can you be serious?" Deadpool stood up, shook off the crumbs of leather stuck to his sword, and muttered a little dissatisfied when he saw Belle standing aside, "I'm killing people here!" ”
"Trust me, I'm thinking very seriously about how I can defeat you." Belle said, sending the fruit knife forward with all her might.
"What is this for?" Deadpool didn't understand, wouldn't it be hellish if this knife could hurt someone, "Do you want me to die laughing and then defeat me?" ”
Belle and Deadpool both stared at the flying knife, watched as it flew into a small portal, and then ......
"Ahh Right up Main Street!” Deadpool clutched his ass and screamed.
"This is really the most terrifying trick I can think of," Belle said sincerely, "Konoha physical arts, a thousand years of killing." ”