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There was nothing to say all night, and the morning was erected.

A ray of sunlight shone through the window on Sun Lei's face, Sun Lei slowly opened his eyes, and then stretched his waist greatly.

"Mom, what time is it?" Rubbing his eyes, Sun Lei muttered.

"Mao Shi"

A cold voice sounded, which made Sun Lei wake up suddenly.

Then he saw a bare-headed monk standing in front of him, looking at him with some surprise.

"Holy! I thought I was home! Sun Lei patted his head and said secretly. I slept really peacefully last night, so Sun Lei, who hadn't slept for a long time, thought he had returned to his hometown.

At the moment he woke up, he was still wondering if his mother had bought him his favorite Wang family meat buns and Aunt Zhang's tofu brain again this morning.

Now that he is sober, the memories of yesterday immediately poured into his mind like a tide, making him instantly know that the world he is in is not the earth, but the world of Journey to the West.

"Master, it's early, it's early!" Seeing that Tang Seng was dressed neatly, Sun Lei greeted him with some embarrassment.

Tang Seng said in a calm voice: "Don't get up and wash up yet." ”

"Good, good!" Seeing that his master-apprentice intimacy value had dropped to four o'clock, Sun Lei dared to stiffen his mouth, turned over and walked out of the house and went outside to wash his face.

However, when Sun Lei went out, Tang Seng's calm face showed a trace of doubt. He muttered to himself, "This monkey was called Mom just now?" ”

Sun Lei, who was washing his face, didn't know that Tang Seng, who was in the house, began to feel pity for him in his heart at this moment because of his mother.

Although this monkey is a monster, people are born, and demons are also monsters. But this monkey jumped out of the stone, and it was really pitiful like an orphan.

However, one day as a teacher and a father for life, this monkey calls me my mother, it must be insulting the poor monk in disguise, see that the poor monk does not exceed this monkey!

Hum!

Of course, Sun Lei really didn't jump out of a stone, on a planet called Earth, he has a mother who loves him very much, and a father who is very strict but proud of him.

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[Riding a snail to travel: Anchor morning! ] 】

[Shenxu Ancestor: Anchor, have you just gotten up? 】

[The Knife Man Who Killed the Pig: Anchor, you got up so late, didn't Elder Tang get mad? 】

While washing his face, Sun Lei answered the audience's questions.

"First, it's six o'clock in the morning, so it's two and a half hours before work, so this anchor is already up early."

"Second, this anchor was woken up by Tang Seng, so this shows that Tang Seng is not mad."

"Third, can anyone tell me how I can brush my teeth without a toothbrush and toothpaste?"

As a modern person, I can't stand it if I don't brush my teeth.

After washing his face, Sun Lei subconsciously went to get a toothbrush, and then it was empty, which made him realize that the daily necessities of Journey to the West were still at a very primitive level, so in desperation, Sun Lei had to turn to the wisdom of the majority of netizens.

[Tianlong Temple sweeping monk: You can use a strip of cloth dipped in green salt to brush. 】

Uh, remembering that yesterday's dish was made like clear water, Sun Lei thought about it for a while, and estimated that in this era, green salt is more expensive than silver, so he immediately rejected the suggestion of the sweeping monk of Tianlong Temple.

[Nine Star Douzong: It is recommended that the anchor can consider willow branches. How to use: Soak the willow branch in water, and then bite the willow branch with your teeth, the willow fiber inside will be discharged, like a small wooden comb teeth, this is a very convenient toothbrush. 】

Sun Lei's eyes lit up when he saw the barrage of the Nine Star Dou Sect. However, when he looked around, he was stunned to find that the surroundings were full of withered yellow fallen leaves, and it was obvious that it was difficult to have tender green willow branches to provide him at this season.

[Little Princess of the Heavenly Demon Clan: The anchor is really stupid! ] If only you just conjured one! 】

Three black lines appeared on Sun Lei's face, NND, and he was despised by children again, what a shame!

But what this little witch said is right, the dignified Monkey King can't change anything!

It's true that he has a low IQ, so it's no wonder that others.

In order to prevent himself from feeling pain, Sun Lei stretched out his right hand like lightning, and then quickly plucked a hairy hair on his left hand!

Putting it to his mouth, thinking about the appearance of a toothbrush in his mind, Sun Lei blew lightly on the pale yellow hair in his hand.

In the next second, the hairs took on the shape of a toothbrush he was using on Earth.

Then he quickly plucked out a hair, blew on it, and turned it into a tube of black toothpaste.

Although I don't know if the conjured things are real, Sun Lei has to brush his teeth like this to end this washing happily.

"Wash and scrub ~ scrub ~ Oops ~"

"Wash and scrub ~ scrub ~ Oops ~"

"Wash and scrub ~ scrub ~ Oops ~"

Humming a little song in his mouth, Sun Lei was very happy to brush it, and after a while, a lot of white foam came out of his mouth.

"Ahh Your apprentice has been poisoned! ”

Just as he was about to rinse his mouth, Sun Lei suddenly heard a panicked scream from the door!

[Little princess of the Heavenly Demon Clan: Haha~ Laughing at the princess! ] Brushing your teeth can also be considered poisoning. 】

[Cosmic Hunter: Actually, I thought the anchor was poisoned]

[Uh. 】

[Little Princess of the Heavenly Demon Clan: Hunter, don't you brush your teeth? 】

[Cosmic Hunter: Brush! However, we brush our teeth here with a laser nano care toothbrush, and we don't need toothpaste at all. 】

"OMG! Early in the morning, can you still let people brush their teeth properly! Sun Lei couldn't bear it anymore, so he squirted out a mouthful of water.

"Elder Tang, come out quickly! Your apprentice is going to die~" Li Erwoman shouted as she stood at the door with her throat pulled.

In her worldview, it is clear that there is only one explanation for this situation, and that is the onset of poisoning.

Someone got food poisoning.

Someone was poisoned by a snake bite.

Someone was poisoned.

I just haven't heard of anyone getting poisoned by brushing their teeth.

Sun Lei was speechless, and he really didn't know how to explain it.

"Li Er, in this way, I will hand you a good deal to make money." Seeing Li Er and his wife curiously fiddling back and forth with the toothpaste and toothbrush they had conjured out of monkey hair, Sun Lei quickly interrupted the two curious babies to change the topic.

"What kind of deal?" Li Er wondered.

Sun Lei thought for a moment, and then said: "The small brush in your hand is called a toothbrush, which is used to brush your teeth." Tomorrow you have time to collect some pig hair, and then ask a carpenter to make it for you, according to the style of the toothbrush in your hand. As for how to put the pig hair on it, you can study it with the carpenter. ”

Li's second wife asked, "Do you want us to sell this thing?" ”

"Bingou!"

Sun Lei snapped his fingers, then nodded: "Not bad!" Once the toothbrush is ready, you can sell it to the ladies and sons of the big families, and rest assured that as long as they see the toothbrush, they will definitely pay for it, even if the price is a little more expensive. ”

At the end, Sun Lei added: "You two remember, once this toothbrush starts to sell, it will definitely attract plagiarism from others, and if you can, you'd better open a store specializing in selling toothbrushes, and then give it a nice name, so that even if others also sell toothbrushes, your toothbrush is also the first choice in the hearts of customers." ”

"Well, got it, Elder Sun." The more Li's second wife looked at the toothbrush in her hand, the more she liked it, and at this moment she had already decided that she would never use willow branches to brush her teeth in the future.

And Li Er thought in his heart: "If you open a store, the name will be Li Er's toothbrush shop!" ”

The two of them chatted hotly, but the monk standing at the door was satisfied and surprised.

He never imagined that the dignified Monkey King would have such business acumen.

"Wukong, where did you get this toothbrush?" Curious, Tang Seng finally couldn't help but ask.

Sun Lei was stunned for a moment, looking at the doubts in Tang Seng's eyes, he realized that a daily necessities like toothbrushes in the future era were really a bit unusual at this time.

[Internet beggar MC Li Tianyou: Anchor, the pit you dug yourself is a bit difficult to fill! ] 】

[Little princess of the Heavenly Demon Clan: I look at the intelligence of the anchor, and it is difficult to justify. 】

Hum! What's so hard about that? Sun Lei said disdainfully.

He rolled his eyes, and then said to Tang Seng with a smile: "Master, you don't know, my old grandson made a lot of fairy friends five hundred years ago when he was still Bi Ma Wen of Heavenly Court, and this toothbrush was obtained from the hands of a fairy. ”

Hearing this, Tang Seng's eyes were full of doubts. Monkey King is good at making friends, and he has heard about it in Lingshan for a long time. Of course, he also knew that after this monkey was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain, none of his friends went to visit him, which was really a bit desolate.

Sighing softly, Tang Seng said slowly: "Let's go." ”

"Okay~"

Hearing Tang Seng's words, Sun Lei immediately untied the reins from the stake, and then led the white horse out of the small courtyard.