Chapter 13 Is roe deer braised or steamed?
The robbers came and went in a hurry, maybe they didn't want to see the monk in their lives, and even if they did, they could only watch quietly from a distance of 300 miles away from each other and didn't dare to blaspheme.
Sun Lei's furry face was unpredictable, and several of his faces had appeared in his heart.
He even began to suspect that this was the original Tang monk, otherwise the dignified Lingshan Buddha Master had played such a big game of chess, ready to step on the two forces of Taoism and the Demon Clan, how could he choose to let an ordinary monk who had no mana on his body take on this great responsibility?
Now the answer is out, Western Buddhism has sent the strongest monks on its side in order to rise this time.
Of course, this monk, who is the strongest mortal in history, still can't get rid of the most crude method of replenishing physical strength such as eating for the time being.
The Tang Seng in front of him is really too weird, maybe the real Tang Seng in the original Journey to the West is not as rubbish as shown in the TV series.
"Master Li, please bring in the roe deer outside the door and let the poor monk overdo it."
"Okay, Elder Tang, I'll go now." Hearing this, Li Er nodded, and hurriedly went outside the door to drag the dead roe deer in.
[A snow lotus on the Tianshan Mountain: Tang Seng really got a high monk! ] Even a dead roe deer has to be given a transcendence, and his heart is as holy as a snow lotus. γ
[Cosmic Hunter: I seem to see the universe from Tang Seng's body. γ
[Tianlong Temple sweeping monk: I have been sweeping the ground in the temple for 70 years, and it is the first time I have seen such a monk. γ
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A new round of worship barrage was opened, and Sun Lei really couldn't stand the audience's fanatical worship of Tang Seng, and couldn't help but say: "Master, is this roe deer better braised or steamed for a while?" β
Boom!
Li Er, who had just dragged the roe deer into the yard, sat on the ground with his butt.
Second Lady Li's delicate face also showed a look of consternation.
Obviously, the two of them couldn't understand why such a high-ranking monk had such a different apprentice.
Hum!
Tang Seng snorted coldly and turned around and left, forgetting even about the excess, obviously angry by Sun Lei's words.
It's just that at the moment of turning around, Sun Lei still noticed that Tang Seng's Adam's apple obviously rolled slightly.
Seeing this detail, the corners of Sun Lei's mouth showed a hint of pride, and then he said to Li Er: "Li Er, my master is a monk, so I can't eat meat." In this way, you can ask your daughter-in-law to make me a plate of braised roe deer meat in a while. β
"Scoundrel! If you don't come in quickly, do you want to let the teacher overtake you! β
As soon as Sun Lei's words fell, he heard an angry roar from inside the room.
Pouting, Sun Lei didn't dare to continue to challenge Tang Seng's bottom line, and after saying goodbye to Li Er, he raised his feet and walked into the room.
[Nine Star Douzong: The anchor is mighty! ] Even Tang Sanzang, who has the universe in his mind, dares to offend, it's really fatal! γ
[Divine Void Ancestor: The anchor should be cautious! ] Be careful that Tang Seng really overtakes you! γ
[Little Princess of the Heavenly Demon Clan: Hmph! My brother has the universe in his mind, how can he see it like a stinky monkey! γ
"Ding! The little princess of the Heavenly Demon Clan rewarded the anchor with a Marble Mountain! Fan value +10000"
"Ding! The swordsman who killed the pig rewarded the anchor with a Marble Mountain! Fan value +10000"
"Ding! The Nine Star Dou Sect rewarded the anchor with a Five Elements Mountain! Fan value +10000"
"Ding! Ride a snail to travel and reward the anchor Marble Mountain! Fan value +10000"
"Ding! Shenxu Ancestor rewarded the anchor with a Five Elements Mountain! Fan value +10000"
"Ding! Cosmic Hunter rewards the anchor with a Marble Mountain! Fan value +10000"
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One giant mountain after another smashed from small to big in front of Sun Lei's eyes, and he was so frightened that he directly hugged the monkey's head.
It already made Sun Lei very unhappy that he was robbed of the limelight by Tang Seng, and at this time, he was even smashed by the audience in his live broadcast room with a huge mountain, which is even more aggrieved.
I'm the anchor, okay?
I'm the hero, okay!
Is my acting so clumsy? Isn't it as good as a bald donkey?
Acting?
Wait a minute, it seems a little wrong.
Sun Lei, who was complaining wildly in his heart, suddenly stopped, and then a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind.
He suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to have seen Tang Seng really make a move once.
In the two times of his frenzy, this monk had no other means except to shine and stab others' eyes and use his momentum to suppress people.
Could it be that ...
Is Tang Seng bluffing?
The more Sun Lei thought about it, the more excited he became, he felt as if he had discovered an unknown secret of Tang Seng.
And this secret will be directly related to his future status.
The lights in the room were dim, and the small oil lamps crackled.
Sun Lei raised his feet and stepped into the threshold, and there was a prompt sound from the system in his ears.
γDing! Master-apprentice intimacy dropped by 5 points, currently 5]
Bang!
Sun Lei stumbled on the threshold with his other foot, and then the monkey head and the door frame had a close contact.
"Elder Sun, what's wrong?"
Hearing the movement, Li Er hurriedly ran in.
When he saw his door frame shattered into two pieces, he couldn't help but be shocked on the spot.
γDing! The intimacy between master and apprentice drops a little, of course 1]
I'm dizzy! Can this be reduced?
Sun Lei wanted to cry without tears, and at this time he deeply realized what it means to be happy and sad.
Looking at Tang Seng who was sitting in front of the oil lamp and only gave him a bald head, he could imagine that Tang Seng had already begun to brew the power of the desolation in his body.
[Little Princess of the Heavenly Demon Clan: Let you play tricks on your brother, now the retribution is coming! ] γ
[Shenxu Ancestor: Anchor, I think it's better for you not to test Tang Seng, otherwise your life may be in danger. γ
[The Swordsman Who Killed the Pig: Through the screen, I seem to feel that there is a murderous aura overflowing from Elder Tang's body]
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"That, Li Er, I may have told you just now, what I mean is to keep the roe deer outside the door, and when you want to eat braised pork one day, let your sister-in-law make it for you."
"Huh?"
Sun Lei said with concern: "It's not too early, tomorrow I have to continue to rush with my master, so I'll sleep." β
Li Er's eyes were full of puzzlement, this monkey still wanted to eat braised pork just now, why did he change his hexagram in a blink of an eye?
That's right, the monkey's favorite food is bananas, how can you want to eat braised pork, maybe I really heard it wrong.
Li Er touched his hair and went back to the house to make up for his brain.
After dealing with Li Er, Sun Lei hurriedly raised his legs and entered the house, and then walked to Tang Seng and said, "Master, you have to travel miles tomorrow, you better rest early."
A second...
One minute...
An hour ...
The atmosphere was a little awkward, with only a bald head, looking at Sun Lei silently.
Get! I'd better go to bed by myself!
Sun Lei was bored with himself, knowing that Tang Seng was very dissatisfied with him now, so when he saw that Tang Seng was too lazy to take care of him, he jumped on the kang and went to sleep.
After a tiring day, coupled with the fact that he has not yet adapted to the rhythm of this westward journey world, Sun Lei continued to fall asleep soundly when his head touched the pillow.
Then the little oil lamp was gently blown out.
In the dark, a figure quietly walked to Sun Lei's side, and then covered him with a monk's robe.
The starry light outside the window indicates that tomorrow will be a sunny day.
Inside the room, a young monk sat cross-legged and silently recited this scripture.
[Tianlong Temple sweeping monk: Donors, today's live broadcast is over, and we will see you tomorrow. γ
[Traveling on a snail: Master, good night]
[Nine Star Douzong: Good night, everyone! ] γ
[A Snow Lotus on the Tianshan Mountains: Good night, everyone]
[Little princess of the Heavenly Demon Clan: Brother, people will come to see you tomorrow~]
[Divine Void Ancestor: Good night. γ
[Super Saiyan: Good Night, ]
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[This is the end of the live broadcast, the number of people in the live broadcast room: 17]