Belle came downstairs with two bottles of beer, and was not surprised to see Deadpool lying on the ground on all sides, not dead, but more seriously injured, it didn't matter, he could recover anyway.

"Oh, that's thoughtful," Deadpool didn't break all of his talking functions at all, "could you be a little more considerate, come on, feed me." ”

Belle raised her right arm flat and turned the bottle upside down......

"Okay, you're welcome."

Deadpool doesn't care at all, his focus is on something else.

"You're going to stand like that? From this angle, I can see [beep] ....... ”

Belle didn't think it mattered. She looked up at her own home, which was on fire, and at her neighbors, who had been evacuated to the street, and felt a pang in her heart, "It's all my fault." ”

"Who's to say no, I've never seen such a stupid person as you, why don't you take off my mask and pour it down." Deadpool grumbled.

Very rarely, Belle didn't raise the bar with him again, but actually took off Deadpool's mask and stuffed the glass bottle directly into his mouth.

"Hurry up and drink, there's still a lot to do after drinking."

Deadpool drank and looked at Belle with confused eyes. The latter pointed not far away, and Vanessa was there, pointing a gun at a large man who was clutching his crotch and moaning in pain.

"It's not my wife who they're kidnapping." Belle said.

……

Drag the progress bar back a little bit until Deadpool is hit by [Thousand Years of Kill].

"It's like Women's Day again, isn't it?" Belle asked.

"It's the same as International Women's Day, but how do you know? You're actually spying on me! Ahh There are perverts! You want to see the cute me? You scumbag! ”

Deadpool screamed as he pulled out his fruit knife and threw it at Belle. Frightened, she hurriedly built a defensive force field to protect her whole body, and barely blocked the fruit knife.

"Uh, it's disgusting!" Belle ran away, letting the knife fall to the ground, staining her carpet.

She had laughed at Peter for being a rookie on the battlefield, but she was at least ten miles away from Peter. Obviously, she could get another small portal and use Deadpool's flying knife to make another [Thousand Year Kill], but when she saw the knife flying over, she panicked and couldn't care about anything at all. In her eyes, the fruit knife thrown by Deadpool was more powerful than the alien weapon in the hands of a bank robber, and her knee-jerk reaction was to defend her whole body. I have to say that this kind of fighting method of throwing a kunai on the other side and using [Huitian] is really very extravagant and extremely brainless.

However, Belle's move scared Deadpool. Although he is crazy, he is not stupid at all, and he can even be said to be very smart. He carefully observed Belle's two shots, and then guessed that the ability to block the throwing knife just now might be magnetic field control, plus the use of a portal during the attack, this is simply a combination of Polaris (Magneto's youngest daughter, see "Talented") and Flashing (see "X-Men: Future Past" for details, see a top domestic actress who beat soy sauce in "X-Men: Days of Future Past"), which is a bit excessive! Is this a renminbi player beating a casual player?

"How can you do anything if I go? If the X-Men director finds you, you don't have to shoot "Reverse Future", right? It's not the same as saying yes! ”

Belle guessed that Deadpool probably had something terrible in his brain, so he took advantage of the situation and said, "Almost stop fighting, right?" You can't beat me, and I can't kill you, so it's really pointless to smash things for no reason, and cause an increase in entropy. ”

"Huh?" Deadpool pondered, "Author, are you sure your heroine didn't go to the wrong set?" The crew of "The Big Bang Theory" is next door? ”

To be honest, what I was expecting was a great battle, with the swords and swords of weapon battles and the punch-to-flesh feeling of hand-to-hand combat, creating a strong duel between superpowers and top mercenaries. However, the killer was a quick-witted old driver, and the target of the assassination was a pure girl who wanted to fight against Deadpool and complain about her energy, and the direction of this battle was completely out of my control, and she was running in a direction that was unexpected but completely powerless for me to refute.

Deadpool will observe and analyze, but will never admit it, even if the real Magneto is standing opposite him, he will not hesitate to take the metal sword and slash it, let alone the imposter in front of him. He took advantage of Belle's being complained about a little stunned, and suddenly burst out with a knife, and shouted in his mouth: "Two knife streams, cut off the son and the grandson sword!" Although you don't have anything to break, yohohoho~"

A female intuition more magical than Spider-Man's spider intuition saved Belle's life again, and she came back to her senses in time, taking advantage of the opportunity that she had just used short-distance teleportation and a slight increase in skill proficiency, she successfully dodged Deadpool's surprise attack with this ability, although it was only a good way to dodge, that is, a distance to the right.

But it's also an opportunity for Belle to fight back. When she was a student who was bullied from time to time, she developed a magical skill that works with time, allowing her to keep the target in its current state for a short period of time, but only a few seconds at most, depending on the intensity of the target. This greatly compensates for Belle's slow reflexes, allowing her to successfully escape the threat of the bad boys and girls, and to react to the bank robber's shooting before Peter, and at this time, she can treat Deadpool the way she is human, and give Deadpool a trick with an elegant [Grand battement jete] (forward kick in ballet):

“c**k shot！”

"Hey, hey, hey, you can't fight here, you're a girl, be a little reserved!"

"Who are you talking about!" Belle said with another kick.

Deadpool slumped to the ground, his body trembling and his expression rich.

"Can we stop this time?" Belle sat down as she spoke, rubbing her feet, after all, the force was mutual.

……

This farce of the battle came to an end for the time being. I have to say that I'm not the only one who thinks it's a farce. The Hydra members who came to investigate the results in the opposite building also felt as if they had come to the wrong place tonight. So they double-checked the address.

"Boss, this is it, yes." Said a miscellaneous soldier who is not worthy of a name for him.

Bob (the little character who appeared in the movie "Deadpool", is actually very related to Deadpool, and his main role by Deadpool's side is to help him get his severed head back) and Deadpool are not the first time they have met, and it was he who recommended Deadpool to Hydra. At the same time, he also knows that Deadpool often doesn't play his cards according to the routine. If he messes up this operation, Bob will have to take a lot of responsibility himself, and he will definitely not be able to eat and walk around.

So, in order to avoid Deadpool messing around, he made two preparations.

"Boss, the two of them don't seem to be fighting, and your friend seems to have been injured a lot." A small minion looks through the binoculars and reports to Bob.

Bob took the binoculars and looked at it, Deadpool and Belle were both sitting on the ground, one lewdly clutching his crotch, the other rubbing his feet elegantly (don't ask me how I can do this elegantly, go and ask*huh), it looks like a lose-loser, but the painting style is more weird.

"Forget it, let's do it as planned."

His plan is very beautiful, to put it simply, use bombs, kill Belle, use hostages, and control Deadpool.

Many miscellaneous soldiers received orders and carried them out in an orderly manner. A professional-looking handyman picks up a mechanical slave, loads an arrow that has been prepared for a long time, aims at Deadpool, and pulls the trigger.

"Be careful!"

The arrow didn't directly threaten Belle's safety, but she was aware of it because it was only the first step.

Although Belle prompted, Deadpool was busy complaining, and before he could react to the heavy blow to the key part just now, the crossbow arrow shot through his right arm, nailing Deadpool directly to the ground.

The arrow came in through Deadpool's window, and they both immediately looked over to see a heavily armed masked soldier standing on the edge of the roof of the building, holding a man tied up by flowers.

Deadpool was angry, but before he could scold, the sound from a small speaker on the arrow directly chilled his heart.

"Wade! Come on! ”

It was Vanessa's voice.

The arrow was followed by a rocket. However, the accuracy of the person who fired the rocket was worse than that of the archer, so close, condescending, he actually failed to enter the house, but hit the position of the ceiling of the outer wall, and directly blew up the roof (unconsciously, it revealed the fact that the heroine has a penthouse, but I still share a house with someone, so this is me yy).

Belle did her best to resist the masonry that had fallen from her head. It's not the first time she's done this, and it's the one she used to survive the first wave of attacks when Kitari invaded New York.

But in comparison, Deadpool is more pitiful, he was nailed to the ground by an arrow, and he was angry when he saw his girlfriend being tied up, coupled with the suddenness of the rocket, he didn't have time to dodge for a while, and his right hand, which was already penetrating, was directly pressed by a large piece of the collapsed ceiling.

"Damn it! Deadpool cursed desperately, he couldn't escape with his broken arm, and his sword was buried.

Seeing that the first rocket didn't hit right, the Hydra miscellaneous soldiers hurriedly fired the second one.

This time Belle was mentally prepared, she opened a portal large enough in time to send the rocket to New York and detonate it.

"Save Vanessa!" Deadpool struggled to the side and shouted at Belle.

Belle took a deep breath, focused, and opened a portal that was underneath Deadpool. Deadpool was caught off guard and fell, but the arrow was still stuck in his arm and stuck in the pile of masonry. Just like that, under the tearing of his weight, a large piece of his arm muscle was torn.

"Oh, my arm! You're really up to it! ”

"Bring me two bottles of wine in a moment!" Deadpool shouted inexplicably.

“Bad Deadpool。”

bia trumpet~

He fell to the ground.

Doing so can be regarded as revenge on Deadpool for killing her, which is already clear in Belle's heart. But even if there is no clearing, Vanessa, who is involved for no reason, she still has to be saved.

After a battle with Deadpool and a rocket, Belle was tired, but it was more than enough to deal with a few ordinary soldiers. She successfully rescued Vanessa, stunned the miscellaneous soldiers with mental shock, and brought the one who grabbed Vanessa directly with her, presumably Deadpool may want to do it herself.

……

The progress bar is finally back.

Superheroes, and villains who sometimes make cameos as superheroes, their relatives, all seem to be going to be kidnapped. Vanessa is no exception.

But this girl is a ruthless character, after all, she was born from the famous imitation cat, and she is by no means an ordinary person. She doesn't need any superpowers to do what Belle did to Deadpool, and the Hydra soldier sitting on the ground shivering is a living example.

"Can you please stop telling your girlfriend that I kicked you?" Belle crouched in Deadpool's ear and whispered an explanation.

"It's fine," Deadpool said with a grin, "maybe she'll have to say you're doing the right thing." Now the problem is not you, but the damned hydra. Do you have any good places to hide Vanessa before you clean them up? ”

Belle's only good place on her mind is her house, which has just been blown up and is now on fire. Fire trucks have arrived and are putting out the fire, and nearby police have also rushed over to evacuate the crowd and prevent riots.

"There is no good place, there is a ghost place, you shouldn't be able to, but she can go. Mr. Stark, can you hear me? You shouldn't mind sending a hot girl to stay with you for a few days, right? ”