Chapter 219: Animal Love Poems

Chen Feng took a handkerchief, don't like my sister also came over, the two carefully studied the twisted words on it, Chen Feng read while reading: "Mi, you are like my Mimi, although you don't have the ability to raise offspring, but it is a proof of my might; Mi, you are like my breath, even though I am already the king of a mountain, I still can't forget to pee and divide the territory; Mi,You're like my JJ.。。 ”

"Shut up! Don't read it! Evil is not disgusting. "Compare the object to Mimi, urine, and JJ... There are also a bunch of organs underneath, even the liver and pancreas, which are estimated to be written only by ferocious tigers.

"Uh... Chen Feng said innocently: "I didn't write it, it was written by Master Hu." ”

Don't like my sister to look at Xiaoying gloomily: "Are you sure you want to show this to your object?" ”

"What? Poorly written? Xiaoying was puzzled.

Don't like my sister twitched the corners of her mouth and said viciously: "If you want me to accept this love letter, I immediately slapped the man and didn't recognize his mother!" ”

"You dare!" Xiao Ying glared angrily.

Don't like my sister's momentum immediately weakened, and said with a smirk: "I... I'm making an analogy. What I mean is that this love letter is too domineering, and ordinary people, no, ordinary cats can't accept it. ”

Chen Feng secretly gave a thumbs up to Sister Don't Like Anything, this girl, her ability to tell nonsense with a conscience is getting stronger and stronger.

"Don't worry, she's not your average cat." Xiaoying's eyes were misty, and the corners of her mouth opened into an intoxicated smile.

Don't like my sister to shrug her shoulders, anyway, just send the thing, the serious consequences that may be brought about in the follow-up, the tiger is responsible for himself, don't like my sister and don't bother to care, so he said: "Then where is your object?" ”

"At the foot of the mountain, by the 'Wochun Lake'."

The Wochun Lake is full of spring, butterflies dance and flowers, the lake is as quiet as a mirror, reflecting the blue sky, and the scene of the sky and the earth flying together.

A one-foot-tall, snow-white, normal-shaped, cute cat, is squatting by the lake, the cat's paw is catching a green bamboo fishing rod, hanging the line, fishing for fish.

The golden word "Xiao Mi" on the cat's head is the cat that Chen Feng and Don't Like Sister are looking for, and it is also the object of the three-eyed tiger Xiaoying.

The two came to Xiao Mi's side, but Xiao Mi ignored it and concentrated on fishing.

Chen Feng didn't think too much about fishing cats, even tigers can fall in love with cats, what else can't happen between animals? Just seeing the straight hook tied to the fishing line, it is still hanging an inch on the surface of the water, this is not a fish, it is a taste of life!

Just when Chen Feng was about to express his feelings about this, the water surface suddenly rolled over, and then with a "snap", the water splash exploded, and a catfish nearly two meters long and as strong as a pig jumped into the sky, and was led by the fish hook to jump away in an arc, and actually pressed towards the kitten! Judging from the physical appearance, this cat is probably going to talk to the Lingshan Buddha about the Western theory of evolution.

Just when Chen Feng and Sister Don't Like were in a hurry for this cute cat, they saw the cat suddenly have a big mouth, please pay attention to that big word! How big is it? A big mouth the size of a casserole opened, and the whole catfish, which was two meters long and as strong as a pig, drilled into the cat's mouth like this, and the scum didn't drop a bit!

Such a small cat, such a big fish! How does its belly fit?

Chen Feng and his sister were sweating profusely on their foreheads, reflecting a strange fear in their hearts, this was really not an ordinary cat!

After Xiao Mi finished eating the fish, she turned her face, the cat's eyes flashed coldly at the two of them, her pink tongue circled around her lips, and she pursed her lips a few times: "Well, three points full, two more meals, nine points full is almost the same." ”

Two meals?? Sister Cat. You mean, you eat our exact meal?? Chen Feng timidly looked at the snow-white, cute and harmless cat in front of him, and finally came to a conclusion that the cats in the flood and wilderness world, regardless of white cats and blue cats, are all fierce cats!!

"What are you doing here?" Xiaomi asked.

"We're here to deliver something." Don't like my sister said with a dry smile, then stuffed the handkerchief of the three-eyed tiger Xiaoying into Chen Feng's hand, and pushed Chen Feng: "You send it over!" ”

Chen Feng swallowed his saliva: "Why me?" ”

"You guys of the opposite sex, it's easier to communicate."

"I'm X! Before you said that the same sex is easy to talk to! ”

"Nonsense! Before is before! It's now! Have you ever learned a noble theory that keeps pace with the times? ”

"I'm a XX! You've said everything! What do you want me to say! ”

"You don't have to say it, you just do it."

"Shut up! What the hell! Xiao Mi said impatiently.

Chen Feng was stunned, and weakly took a handkerchief and handed it to Xiao Mi: "There is a three-eyed tiger who asked us to give this to you." ”

Xiao Mi didn't take the handkerchief, stared at Chen Feng coldly and said, "What is it?" Explain. ”

"Huh?"

"Ahhhh Hurry up! Sister Cat, I'm still hungry, don't waste Sister Cat's time! ”

"Don't you say okay?" Sister Cat, there is a love poem on this handkerchief, but it is a love poem that will make you explode, do you really want to miss it? Why, I'm so miserable? Chen Feng deeply suspected that someone must be cursing him behind him! Which villain the hell is it! If you catch it, you must cut that villain JJ into eighteen sections!

"Say it! Otherwise.. The little cat's mouth opened slightly, revealing a row of sharp little fangs.

You scare me too! Invite Yue's cat to scare me too! You guys! Just bully me for being weak!!

Chen Feng glanced at Xiao Mi sadly: "This is a love letter." ”

"Read!"

I knew you were going to want me to read it! Grandma's! Can this poem be read?

Chen Feng looked at Xiao Mi even more sadly, shook the handkerchief a few times, and slowly opened his mind: "Mi, you are like my Mimi. ”

"Smack!"

Xiao Mi suddenly flew up and slapped Chen Feng, slapped Chen Feng on the ground twice, and heard Xiao Mi say angrily: "Damn! Compare my gentle and cute cat to Mimi! Is your boobs so gentle and cute! ”

Chen Feng frustratedly touched the three cat paw prints on his face, and glared at the snickering Sister Don't Like it before complaining: "Sister Mi, I didn't write it, it was your tiger who wrote it!" ”

"Oh, that's it. Misunderstanding, you continue to read. ”

"Huh?" Still reading!

"Ahhh Hurry up! ”

"Oh. . . Mi, you're like my breath. ”

"Smack!"

Xiao Mi slapped Chen Feng again and said angrily: "Breath!" The breath of the tiger is urine!! Damn Xiaoying! Dare to say that Sister Cat is urine! ”

Chen Feng squatted on the ground, touching the six cat paw prints with one hand, drawing circles on the ground with the other, and swallowed: "That." I didn't write it. ”

"Oh. . . I'm sorry, I didn't hold back the fire for a while, and you continued to read. ”

Still reading?? The following sentence is a metaphor for you as a JJ! Do you say that if I read it, will I live?

"Sister Cat, give it a good time, or you can see it yourself." Horizontal and vertical is death, we have been unlucky to have a seven-day period a week when we come to the flood famine, so don't practice us anymore!

Seeing Chen Feng's eyes as if he was at home, Xiao Mi was rarely merciful and didn't let him read it again, took the handkerchief in Chen Feng's hand, although he didn't continue to read the love poems on it, he still carefully folded it and put it away, squinted at the cat's eyes and said: "Well, although Xiao Yingying has many shortcomings, I know that he loves me, and it is really difficult for him to write this kind of love poem in such a rough way, in fact, I don't really want to break up with him, I just want to try how much he loves me." ”

Chen Feng slapped his forehead, why, women like to test their feelings? Don't know that behind every success there are countless failed experiments?

"Roar."

With a tiger roar, I saw a golden tiger falling from the sky and falling in front of Xiao Mi, and said excitedly: "I know. I knew you were still in love with me. Cat girl. ”

"Brother Tiger...

"Sister Cat...

"Brother Tiger...

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"Click! You'll be brothers and sisters later. I'm going to help my girl's pig advance first. ”

Xiaoying threw out a pill: "Give it to the Fu Ghost to eat." ”

"That's it?"

"Nonsense, don't get out yet, bother me flirting with the cat girl."

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