Chapter 218: The Tiger Falls in Love with a Cat

Chen Feng and Sister Bei Xi cautiously walked towards the wooden house, it is said that there is a tiger inside, male, it is a few days of chicken frost, it must be quite dangerous.

Don't like my sister to push Chen Feng in front of her: "Don't brother, you go first." ”

"Why!"

"You're also communal, and you have a communal language."

"I'm X! Lao Tzu is not good at that! What's more, Lao Tzu's gender is much older than it! ”

"Gender and generation?"

"Nonsense! He's a husband, I'm a husband! ”

"Husband? Still divided like this? "Don't like my sister and be curious, I really haven't heard of gender!

Chen Feng nodded and said seriously, "You will call me that in the future." ”

"Phew!" Don't like Sister finally heard the meaning of Chen Feng's words, and took a sip fiercely, and as soon as the sound of "phew" came out, she heard a huge beast roar from inside the wooden house.

"Roar."

This tiger roar is huge, shaking the wooden house to pieces, the wind is strong, the smoke and dust are billowing, and when the momentum dissipates, you will see the place where the original wooden house is located, standing a mighty tiger, this tiger is golden, has three eyes, and there is a golden "Xiaoying" word on the head, BOSS level!

Xiao Ying's three eyes were all scarlet colored, exuding bursts of bloodthirsty light, and the sharp fangs that were exposed were dripping with crystal saliva.

Xiao Ying stared straight at Chen Feng, who was frightened by it, and thought that she didn't like the two sisters, and only said after a long time: "You guys, come here!" ”

The two obediently walked up to Xiaoying timidly and swallowed their saliva, don't blame these two for not having the guts, you can only blame the other party for being the boss, not what these two can do, plus the murderous aura that can be actually felt in Xiaoying's three eyes, it is obvious that if these two people are disobedient, they will be eaten! The feeling of being eaten. Tsk, even a masochist doesn't want to try it!

"Master Tiger, what do you want to do?" The two stood still, Chen Feng said weakly, looking at the saliva that kept dripping from Xiaoying's fangs, Chen Feng felt that his calves were a little weak. If you want to die, give it a good time, don't eat it one bite at a time!

Xiaoying stared at Chen Feng with three eyes: "You, open your legs!" ”

"Zhang. Spread your legs? Chen Feng was a little frightened, and the chrysanthemum tightened for a while, tiger, what do you want to do?

"Don't talk nonsense! Hurry up! ”

"No!" Life can be lost, chrysanthemum can't be disabled!

"Don't Zhang? Yes! I'll nail you to the door as a specimen! ”

"Specimens?" A drop of sweat on Chen Feng's forehead.

"That's right, stick a bamboo from under your mouth, put it to your mouth, and stand up!"

"Go down and down the mouth..." Chen Feng suddenly felt a pain in the chrysanthemum, and hurriedly said, "I'm Zhang. I'll open it right away! ”

Seeing Chen Feng open his legs, Xiaoying said coldly: "Hmph! If you don't bow and salute when you see this tiger, you will be punished for standing on the horse for an hour! ”

"Huh? Standing horse step?? Chen Feng's expression was quite messy, this... Punishment good vintage.

Don't like my sister on the side Seeing this, she didn't dare to laugh, but she hurriedly bowed and said, "The little woman has seen the little Yinghu master." ”

Chen Feng glanced at her: "Damn, do you still have a personality?" Tiger you bow too? ”

Don't like my sister slanted at him: "It's better than you spread your legs!" ”

"Damn! You! ”

"Shut up!" Tiger Xiaoying roared, stared at Sister Don't like and said, "You know each other better, say, what are you looking for me?" ”

"I'll help my Fu Ghost upgrade to the next level."

"What about your ghost?"

Don't like my sister looked left and right, only to find that his Fu ghost had long been gone, so he took out a yellow talisman and ignited the summon, as soon as the Fu ghost porcupine appeared, he immediately turned behind Don't like his sister, trembling his body, and didn't dare to look at the three-eyed tiger Xiaoying.

Xiaoying grinned and said, "You don't have to be afraid of me, I'm a vegetarian." ”

Vegetarian?

Chen Feng was stunned for a moment, exhaled and patted his chest and said: "Good home, vegetarian tiger, don't say it early, scared people to be careful and jump until now." ”

Xiaoying glanced at him three times: "Benhu is a professional vegetarian, and the technique of making specimens is also professional!" ”

Hearing this, Chen Feng was about to stand upright and didn't dare to move his feet anymore, so let's squat honestly, who told him that he couldn't do it? Wait for one day to learn the Tao, and then come to bully the weak!

Don't like my sister to kick the porcupine in front of Xiaoying, and said politely: "Please help Master Tiger upgrade it." ”

Xiaoying shook the tiger's head and said in a low voice: "No, I'm in a bad mood these days." ”

"Then how can you help me, no, help my pig upgrade?"

"They all say that they are in a bad mood, of course they will talk about it when they are in a good mood."

"Huh? That's not having to wait. ”

"Okay, girl, let me come." Chen Feng said impatiently: "Master Tiger, why are you in a bad mood?" ”

Xiaoying looked into the distance, and felt sad for a while: "I... Lost love. ”

"It's good to fall out of love. Belch.. Chen Feng was glared at by Xiaoying's three eyes, and hurriedly stopped his mouth, turned his mouth and said: "Hey, Tiger Master, look at you, mighty and domineering, domineering exposed, exposed. I can't pick it up. In short, as the saying goes, there is no grass at the end of the world, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village. Falling out of love is the only way to fall in love again, and there is no need to worry about it. ”

"Hey, you don't understand, this is love."

"Come back soon. I'm alone. Phew, why are you singing, I said Tiger Master, otherwise, we will help you get your love back, and you advanced that pig for us, how about it? ”

"Are you okay?"

"Trust me! In my dictionary, there is no such word! ”

"That's two words!"

"Oh, don't worry about that, sometimes it's omitted. Why did you break up? Let's prescribe the right medicine, you come one by one. ”

The three-eyed tiger Xiaoying sighed heavily, and said in a sad tone: "She said, we are not suitable. ”

"That's not the point, the reason for breaking up is as likely to appear as the probability of a man lying."

"She also said that we have different beliefs."

"It's okay, between men and women, uh, male and female, they have to tolerate each other in order to prosper, and different beliefs can be slowly tempered."

"We don't have a future," she added.

"Excuse, I'm with this mother-in-law, yes, just staring at my mother-in-law, I guess there is no future, but I will continue to create."

"She also said that she couldn't stand my gravitational acceleration."

"What do you mean?" Chen Feng was stunned, is the breakup still related to physics?

Seeing Xiaoying's somewhat stumbling and twisting look, Chen Feng suddenly understood, grandma's, it turns out that the object of this tiger thinks that this tiger is too fierce! That's fine, too!

She also said that species are different and will not have offspring.

"Uhhhh Species?? ”

"Hmm." Xiaoying was a little embarrassed and said, "The one I love is a cat." ”

Burst.....

Chen Feng looked up to the sky and had a mouthful of blood!

Tiger falls in love with cat, you! Can you talk a little more?

Chen Feng suddenly felt that this task was difficult and difficult! To reconcile a tiger and a cat, you need at least professional knowledge of biological evolution and reproduction! It is also necessary to understand the psychological behavior of these two species! It is estimated that only fat people can do it.

"This..." Chen Feng looked at Sister Don't Like: "Sister Don't, I think you'll wait a few more days." ”

Xiaoying sighed and said: "I know, it's a bit difficult to reunite with her, so let's do it, you help me get this thing to her, and I'll help you upgrade the Fu Ghost." ”

"Ugh! It's that simple? Chen Feng was holding a white handkerchief given to him by Xiaoying, and it seemed that there were a lot of words written on it.