"My name is Qi Delong, and I haven't just entered college recently!

After watching your live broadcast, I am especially afraid of becoming the kind of person who went to school and didn't fall in love in the mouth of the hanging king.

A person who is urged to marry after graduation.

So I want to flirt with my sister quickly, fall in love quickly, and get out of the identity of a single dog! ”

Qi Delong smiled stupidly.

Chen Mo nodded and smiled:

"This classmate Qi is very good, you should fall in love as soon as possible.

So let's analyze first, what do female students like?

First, good looks.

Second, the rich.

Third, it will be coaxing to speak well.

I want to ask Mr. Qi, which of these three things do you occupy? ”

Qi Delong: "...... This one...... I don't seem to have any ......

I'm not good-looking, my family conditions are average, I don't have a sense of humor when I talk. ”

Chen Mo: "Okay, let's connect with the next one!"

You continue to be a single dog! ”

Qi Delong: "......"

"Poof......

"The king is as undisciplined as ever!"

"Hahaha, I can hear that this Qi Delong classmate is broken in his heart."

"To be honest, if you don't look good, you don't have money, and you can't speak, in today's society, it's really hard to find a partner!"

Chen Mo: "Ahem, just kidding."

So let's move on to the analysis.

Removing the previous three conditions, what kind of boys do girls still like?

The answer is obvious!

Honest, upright boy! ”

When Qi Delong heard this, he nodded excitedly and said, "Deideidei!" I am who I am!

No one is more honest and upright than me! ”

Chen Mo: "So how do honest people flirt with their sisters?"

Let me teach you!

For example, when you fall in love now, you generally start from WeChat, and rarely talk about it in person.

At the beginning, we have to say hello to the girls first.

Honestly, you have to say something like this: 'What are you doing?' ’

If a girl is watching TV at this time, I'm here for an analogy!

If a girl is watching TV at this time, she will say, 'Watch TV!' ’

Here's the point!

Qi Delong, the key point is marked!

At this point, you're going to have to start the conversation with what she's doing!

You're going to say, 'Did you buy your own TV?' ’

At this time, the girl will definitely be curious.

Wow, this boy is so upright, so unpretentious!

They would ask me this kind of question, it must be to know if I have a part-time job to support myself or something.

I'm going to talk to this honest man! ”

"Nima !!"

"I have an ominous premonition that Xiao Qi will find a sister who hangs Wang Jiao, and may never find a girlfriend in his life."

"Xiao Qi, you can have a snack!"

"Look at the barrage, Xiao Qi!! Stop talking!! ”

"It's over the calf, Xiao Qi must be using his mobile phone to connect the microphone !! now"

Really.

Qi Delong said excitedly: "This is too simple! I learned! ”

Chen Mo: "Really? Such a difficult flirting skill, can people like you learn it in one go?

I don't believe it!

I'm going to have a real fight with you!

Test your ability to improvise! ”

Qi Delong said proudly: "Come on! Afraid of you? ”

Chen Mo: "Okay, you come first!" ”

Qi Delong: "Okay, I'm here!"

Ahem...... What are you doing? ”

Chen Mo: "Playing with mobile phones." ”

Qi Delong: "Do you want to play by yourself?" ”

Chen Mo: "That's right! ”

Qi Delong: "Is the phone your own?" ”

Chen Mo: "No, I stole it!" ”

Qi Delong: "Oh, where did you steal it?" ”

Chen Mo: "I stole it in someone else's house." ”

Qi Delong: "Did you steal it with your hands?" ”

Chen Mo: "Use your feet." ”

That's it.

Even Chen Mo couldn't talk anymore.

Your sister's!

Self-taught!!

Lao Tzu thought he was already very embarrassed to talk!

You're more embarrassed than me!!!

Chen Mo: "Ahem...... You see!

It's that simple!

Although you are very upright, the girl has been following your words and showing her own little humor.

dei not dei? ”

Qi Delong said excitedly:

“deideidei！！！ It simply can't be too dei!!

I'm just listening to your words is better than reading a book for ten years!

Today I'm a mouthful!!

I can't wait to talk to my sister right now! “

"It's over, Xiao Qi is done!"

"Completely fell into the trap of the hanging king!"

"I've never seen such a straight man!"

"In this way, I will also flirt with my sister!"

"The mobile phone was stolen, and it was stolen with his feet!! Hahahaha...... Laughing ......"

"Hang Wang, you will have no friends like this!"

Chen Mo: "The first step, you have learned to chat with girls.

Below, what I'm going to tell you is:

Assertive!!!

Be sure to be confident in front of girls!!

The most annoying thing for girls is girls who have no self-confidence and low self-esteem! ”

Qi Delong: "That's right! I am very inferior and have no self-confidence!

Hang the king and teach me! ”

Chen Mo: "Let me give you an example.

For example, chatting with girls.

I'll send the photo to the girl first.

Then follow the routine just now and talk for a while.

If the girl doesn't show anything out of the ordinary.

We're going to take the initiative to steer the conversation to the photo just now.

You're going to say, 'I don't think you're any ordinary girl. ’

The girl must have asked, 'Why?' ’

At this time, we have to show our strong self-confidence to conquer the girls!

You have to say, 'The average girl will think about it when she sees my picture and take the initiative.'

You, however, don't. ’

When a girl hears it, she will definitely think.

Wow!

This man is so domineering and has so much self-confidence!

Okay, I like it so much! ”

"Girls want to hit people after watching the series!"

"Xiao Qi, look at the barrage!! If you don't look at you, your life will really be over! ”

"Hahahaha...... Laughing menstruation is coming out!! Who can be worse than me! ”

"What are you upstairs! I forgot to wipe my butt when I was laughing just now, and I confidently lifted my pants and went out, and the whole classroom was looking at my wet pants! ”

"Xiao Qi, go all the way, let's be single in this life!"

"Where is this flirting series, this is clearly the Lonely Life series!"

Qi Delong: "Hanging King, I understand!" I still have this confidence! ”

Chen Mo pretended to be incredulous and said, "What?!"

You get it again?

How can it be?

How can you be so smart?

This is the flirting technique that I have spent ten years summing up!

I can't believe you learned the essence in such a short time! ”

Qi Delong smiled and said, "Don't believe it, you continue to test me!" ”

Chen Mo: "Okay! Here you go!

I really don't believe that someone is more talented than me! ”

Qi Delong: "Come on!"

Beauty, do you like beauty or cuteness? ”

Chen Mo: "I like to be beautiful and cute!" ”

Qi Delong: "Wrong!

You like to be handsome!

You like me!

Hee-hee, am I very flirtatious? ”

ps: I can't stand some people's IQs anymore......

Punctuation, spaces, these don't count as words.

Even if I have a blank space, ten pages are blank, and the sections are divided into 100 million lines, the price is still calculated according to the number of words.

Some people actually say that I have more segments and more spaces to cheat money......