After the mess into the live broadcast.

Chen Mo said:

"After a joke, let's move on to the last part of the show.

This time, I would like to tell you a longer story.

After reading it, you will know what I'm talking about.

Take a closer look!

Ahem...... Here it comes!!! ”

"On the bed, an old man.

Under the bed, a young man stood with his head down.

There was a low table next to the bed, and there was a plate on the low table, and in the plate was scrambled eggs, and the old man was eating eggs.

"Do we have any eggs yet?" The old man spoke.

"No, these are the last two." The young man replied respectfully.

"The eggs are gone, and it looks like I'm almost there."

A trace of sadness flashed in the old man's eyes, "Ah Dan, let go of the old hens that don't lay eggs, you should also go, go to Beijing, and never come back." ”

"But I don't know anything but scrambled eggs."

"This is enough, whoever can eat your scrambled eggs is a blessing that he has cultivated for eight lifetimes."

Beijing, Ah Dan on the streets of Beijing.

Ah Dan was in a daze under the telephone pole. There was a note on it:

"Recruitment of male publicists n names:

Requirements: Young and handsome, athletic, and funny.

Treatment: Easy work, monthly salary of more than 10,000 yuan. ”

Ah Dan didn't pay attention to this, his eyes were fixed on a parenthetical under the note: another chef was hired.

The recruiter was a big fat man, and Ah Dan found that there were already a few chefs who came before him, all of whom carried all kinds of knives, pots and bowls, and had an extraordinary bearing. But I have nothing, and I can't help but be a little timid.

"What do you cook?" I don't know when, it's Ah Dan's turn, and the big fat man looks impatient.

"I'll scramble eggs." Ah Dan felt that he was simply an egg, an egg that was about to be scrambled.

"What, scrambled eggs? Do you really scrambled eggs? The big fat man looked stunned, and everyone's eyes in the hall were focused on Ah Dan.

"yes, I'll only scramble eggs." Ah Dan became more and more nervous, and his voice became quieter and quieter.

"You wait, don't go away, I'll find someone." After speaking, the big fat man turned around and entered the back hall.

Ah Dan stood in the lobby at a loss, listening to the cooking around him.

"If you can scramble eggs at such a young age, you're probably a liar, and you'll see how he makes a fool of himself."

"If you are young, you don't learn well, but you learn to deceive people."

"What is scrambled eggs, why haven't you heard of them?" It was a young chef who asked the question.

"Twenty years ago, after the disappearance of Beijing's most famous fucking king, no one dared to scramble eggs." The sound of an urn clattering an urn was heard.

When everyone looked back, it was one of the chefs who had come to apply, and this person opened his mouth to speak, but he saw that his tongue was missing, which was very scary.

"Fuck the king? It's an interesting name, why is it called that? ”

"Because he's not only scrambled well, but he's also a very fucked person."

"Scrambled eggs can only be a myth for chefs, no one can scramble them well, except for the fucking king. It's a pity that he disappeared twenty years ago, no one knows where he is, probably dead, alas! ”

Ah Dan almost wanted to slip away immediately, but when he thought of the big fat man's advice, he couldn't help but hesitate.

Ah Dan's head is getting lower and lower, and he is about to touch the ground.

Just as he was crumbling, he suddenly heard a commotion in the inner hall, and two people rushed out: walking in front was a tall and mighty old man, waist

The pole is straight, the beard is very long, snow-white without a little variegation, a pair of eyes bulging outward, the light of the eyes flashes, not angry

Power; Followed by a fat old man, but with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, his whole body was round and not slippery, and his eyes were half-closed, as if

Never wake up.

The tall old man rushed into the lobby and shouted, "Where is the person who can scramble eggs?" Where are the people who can scramble eggs? Come out and let's

See you old man. ”

When Ah Dan saw this formation, he was so frightened that he shrank into the corner and didn't dare to make a sound.

"Is that you?"

No matter where Ah Dan is hiding, he will be found eventually.

The two old men looked at Ah Dan, and there was a disappointment in their tones, "I thought it was an old man, but it turned out to be a hairy child, so you can scramble eggs?" ”

The tall old man grabbed Ah Dan: "If you dare to lie to me, see if I don't pull off your head!" ”

The fat old man gently took away the tall old man's hand, and with a reproachful face:

"Second child, the boss is not small, he is still like this, what is it to say, look at what scares this child."

Turned to Ah Dan and said: "Don't be afraid, my brother is so virtuous as long as he mentions scrambled eggs, no wonder he, only since he ate the last scrambled eggs twenty years ago, no one in Beijing will scramble eggs, and they are all hungry for me."

It's up to you to show your hand today, haha! ”

In an instant, the lobby has been properly arranged, with clean and white boards, neat and bright natural gas stoves, stainless steel woks, various kitchen knives, seasoning jars, pots and pans are arranged in a tight and orderly manner.

There was nothing else on the board, Huo Ran was four whole eggs.

Standing in front of the stove, Ah Dan is no longer nervous, the place he is most familiar with in the past twenty years is the kitchen, and only here can he find the confidence that will be quickly wiped out in the metropolis.

The tall old man looked at Ah Dan and said proudly: "How about it, the conditions are okay, you can fry it." ”

Ah Dan glanced at all kinds of furnishings, raised his eyelids, and said lightly: "I can't fry it." ”

"Why? Are you bragging? ”

"No, there are three things I don't scramble eggs: I don't scramble them without a stove; No oil is not fried; No eggs are not scrambled. ”

When the two old men heard this, they looked at each other, and their faces were happy.

The fat old man spoke: "This stove is a Jindi brand natural gas stove, with 36 small holes and 12 large holes for gas supply, and it can be adjusted freely

The size of the firepower, and there is a circulating gas system to ensure the complete combustion of natural gas;

Equipped with a boss brand range hood, it is absolutely environmentally friendly.

The conditions of this stove meet you, right?

Looking at this oil again, Arowana brand pure plant blended oil, the ratio of saturated fatty acids, monounsaturated fatty acids and polyunsaturated fatty acids is 0.27:1:1, which is absolutely in line with human health requirements.

Look at this egg again, the egg of the plateau native chicken that just came out of the chicken nest today, this egg is also ......"

Before the words were finished, Ah Dan said coldly: "This is not an egg, this is a duck egg." ”

"Ah, you haven't touched your hand, and the egg hasn't broken, so why do you say it's a duck egg?"

"The difference between an egg and a duck egg is clear from the color and shell. The color of real eggs is brown, and the color of duck eggs is biased

White; The shell texture of the egg is delicate, not like this duck egg, and the shell pattern is coarse. The most important point is that real native eggs will always grow

It's not that big. Ah Dan stared at Dan eloquently, his face was extremely confident.

"Haha, it's really a master, and he can see through the mystery at a glance. Yes, this is a duck egg, this is our brother who wants to try you, come on

, for eggs! ”

There was a commotion in the lobby, and the sound of the urn came again:

"You can tell the difference between eggs and duck eggs just by your eyes, and you really still know that even a real old hen can't tell the difference between eggs and duck eggs, and it hatches all the same eggs."

"yes, I don't see it, it's amazing!" It was the young man's voice again.

"Don't talk about you, the chefs in Beijing say less than 30,000 and more than 100,000, and there are very few people who can distinguish eggs from duck eggs with the naked eye

There are very few left, and I think this person will be able to scramble extraordinary eggs. ”

The person who spoke in this urn was terrifying, but

When you say something, you don't want to hear it.

"Boss, why are you so familiar with scrambled eggs?" The young man exclaimed.

"Hehe, it's just a few years older than you. Twenty years ago, I ate a scrambled egg, and I fell on the root of this inarticulate disease.

Do you think I can't be unfamiliar? ”

"Ah, that's amazing, let's hear it!"

"Hehe, let's talk again when you have time, you see he has started scrambling eggs."

There was silence in the lobby. I only hear the natural

The gas burns and makes a whirring roar.

Ah Dan picked up four eggs from the board, slowly broke them one by one, and beat them into a large bowl, then held up the bowl with his left hand

, pick up a pair of ivory chopsticks in his right hand and stir them quickly.

The action is getting faster and faster, and the egg is knocked up more than a foot high, but it seems to be pulled by a thread, and it falls steadily into the bowl.

Hot the pan, pour the oil, lay the eggs, in one go, only to hear the sound of the ground, the egg flowers in the pot burst out, and the egg pulp of the four eggs was fried in oil

The eggs are full of pans.

In an instant, the aroma overflowed, and with the egg spatula flying sideways, a wild shovel, put the pot on the plate, with

The egg flower was put on a plate, and the fragrance around it seemed to be magical, and all of it was put into the egg.

A few young onlookers couldn't hold it, and followed the fragrance straight to the stove, but fortunately there was a rope around to protect them, so they stopped their steps.

Slightly sober. Ah Dan raised his hands flat on his chest, slowly pressed down until his hands hung down on the seam of his trousers, stood solemnly aside, and finished his work.

I saw that the two old men couldn't wait, holding chopsticks in their hands, and rushed forward.

After a burst of wild chewing, the two of them buried their heads in hard work, and they had no time to comment. Half-paid, the two old men glanced at each other, and tears glistened in their eyes:

"Second child, how many years have you said you haven't eaten scrambled eggs?"

"Twenty years, twenty years! When I had a meal of scrambled eggs, I thought it had become a must, but I didn't expect to be able to eat it twenty years later, but no

The person who was in charge of the spoon has changed. ”

"Say, who are you? Tell me, where is he? The tall old man stared at Ah Dan directly.

"Fuck the king? I don't know. "Ah Dan is a little confused.

"Good boy, dare to lie, see how I clean you up!" The tall old man got up and was about to step forward, but Ah Dan was frightened and took a few steps back.

The fat old man grabbed it, winked at it, and asked, "Young man, you can scramble another plate of eggs at once, and let the others taste it."

Luckily? ”

Ah Danmian had a difficult color: "No, I have rules, I can only scramble one plate of eggs a day."

It's been fried today, and you can only tomorrow

It's early in the morning. ”

"Hahaha! You can only scramble one plate of eggs a day! Who else but the fucking king can set such fucking rules.

I don't care who you are

Today's chef is yours! I don't know if you'd like to? ”

Ah Dan was overjoyed at this time, what fucking king had already flown out of the clouds, but he didn't expect that a plate of scrambled eggs could get a job.

Daddy is right: as long as you can scramble eggs, that's enough.

The young people who watched from the sidelines quit, and the economy has been sluggish in recent years, everyone has been laid off, and this job seems to be hopeless

, but there is also a fight:

"No, we haven't cooked yet, so we have to compare."

The tall old man sneered: "Hmph, which of you has the ability, eat a bite of the remaining eggs, and see who has the face to come back to me."

Theory. ”

The young man could bear the excitement, so he pounced, picked up chopsticks, and picked up a piece.

"No!" There was an exclamation outside the field, and it was the sound of the urn again.

It's too late, it's too fast, but the eggs are also put in the mouth.

I saw that the young man chewed quickly, and the muscles on his face seemed to shake uncontrollably, and as his chewing action increased, there was a fresh breath

Blood spurted out of his mouth, and he couldn't stop chewing it, and his expression was terrifying.

Everyone was frightened, Ah Dan hurried over, aimed at his mouth, and with a punch, the young man sprayed the ground before he stopped his crazy movements

The cook, who was angry with the sound of urns, stepped forward quickly, and looked at the things on the ground, which were scattered and scattered, and they were actually the tongues of young people!

"Scrambled eggs under the fucking king's door, how can ordinary people eat them? I don't have more than ten years of hard work, and I don't want to go crazy when I taste its delicacy for the first time

If you chew wildly, if you can't hold it at all, you will bite your tongue off.

Twenty years ago, I didn't know the depths, I ate it once, and I bit it off

Half-pulling his tongue himself; Today you repeat the same mistakes, but bite off your entire tongue, it seems that you are still inferior to me. ”

The person with the sound of the urn looked at Ah Dan, "Twenty years, the chef world has been quiet for twenty years, it seems that your appearance will be bloody again."

Finish. “

Ah Dan watched him shake his head and leave, as if in a dream! ”

Wait until Chen Mo finishes telling this super long story.

The sailors all laughed and couldn't close their legs.

"God Horse Fuck King!! I'm laughing to death! ”

"This should be the bridge of the starting point of the online article a long time ago, right?"

"It turns out that scrambled eggs are so terrifying that you can bite off half of your tongue when you eat them!"

"I can't tell the difference between an egg and a duck egg...... How do these chefs mix? ”

"Upstairs, you're too serious, you're obviously spoofing!"

"I was immersed in the scene, watching the group of chefs look at a scrambled egg and marvel at all kinds of things, I just laughed and peed on me!"

"The three young men of the Tang family: Come on, come on, little brother, take the keyboard, the king of online literature will let you be it!"

After a super long paragraph.

Chen Mo switched BGM, then cleared his throat and said in a broadcast voice:

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to your moon my heart, a good man is me, I am ...... Little silent"

"Without further ado, let's take a look at which sailors are there today, and there is something wrong with their feelings!"

Because Chen Mo hasn't broadcast live for several days.

Usually afraid of being scared of the water friends.

Today is also extraordinarily enthusiastic.

Soon the first water friend was connected.

"Hello this water friend, do you have any emotional problems or other problems?"

Chen Mo said.

"Hello Hanging King, in fact, I want to ask you if you have any special flirting skills?

I want to learn! ”

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