Stimulated, everyone said that they were very depressed and depressed. The whole case of beer that had not been opened just now because of the objections of the three girls was opened, and several people wanted to borrow wine to drown their sorrows.

Zhao Weiyang's alcohol consumption has always been a mystery in everyone's hearts. However, in most cases, it is not poured in. So, except for Zhao Weiyang, who poured half a cup and put it in front of him to make a look, the rest of the people didn't use the cup, but blew on the bottle.

In Lu Province, the wine culture has a great influence. Of course, in Zhao Weiyang's view, the so-called wine culture is often a bad habit. At dinners, not drinking has always been a topic of ridicule among alcoholics, just like a non-drug musician is isolated in a band, until one day he gets involved in drugs, and the band will treat him as one of its own. Of course, if you don't drink, you won't be isolated, at most you will be used to tease you. The liquor does not stick to the liquor, and Zhao Weiyang, who occasionally takes a sip of beer, is naturally the object of frequent ridicule. Zhao Weiyang has long been accustomed to this. He often thinks to himself, and this can be understood as a different side.

A few people laughed at Zhao Weiyang again as usual, and began to boast about their drinking experience while drinking, as if they were a wine fairy who saw through mundane things.

In fact, Zhao Weiyang did not hate alcohol as much as he does now. When he was a child, there were guests at home, and as a boy in the family, Zhao Weiyang was often called to the wine table by his father to drink. Although I haven't touched alcohol since I went to school, I can't talk about disgust. After graduating from high school, several wealthy students in the class organized a party. There is nothing else in the whole party, except for singing and drinking. At that time, he had nothing in his stomach, poured a glass of beer, touched everyone, came back in a circle, and found that the wine in the glass no longer knew what it was, the color of Coke, and the smell of red wine, white wine, beer, champagne, and drinks, and he drank several glasses of such "wine" with everyone. After a while, everyone felt uncomfortable in their stomachs, uncomfortable, and trembling uncontrollably. Compared with others, Zhao Weiyang's symptoms are much better, but this time he drank alcohol, which made him resist alcohol.

After that, when Zhao Weiyang saw the wine, he was disgusted. There were even times when he thought that I was forced to flip the table. As a native of Lu Province, he thinks that many places in Lu Province are good, but he doesn't like the atmosphere of forcing alcohol. As soon as he got to the dinner table, someone found a lot of reasons for people to drink and let you drink, and it was called "wine culture", which made him extremely disgusted.

At this time, Su Yu, who drank two bottles because he was single, proposed: "Let's learn from the characters in "Dream of Red Mansions" and drink couplets!" ”

Zhang Danqing said: "We are all turbidity, what sentences will we connect? ”

Su Yu may have made a calculation, and said: "As long as it is a seven-character sentence and rhymes." Starting with the boss, two sentences per person. Whoever can't get up will drink. ”

When the people heard that the punishment was very light, that is, drinking, it was what they wanted, and they agreed.

The boss Zhang Danqing pondered for a while and said, "It's better to come to Weiyang, if I can't get a rhyme right, you won't be able to pick it up." Weiyang, you find a simple rhyme. ”

Zhao Weiyang couldn't dodge, and he wasn't afraid of the couplet, so he opened his mouth and came: "I'll use AN as the rhyme." The world laughs at me for being a little drunk, and I laugh at the world for not being able to see through it. ”

Zhang Danqing thought for a moment and said: "This rhyme is good, easy to catch." I laugh at my brother for being too stubborn, and the pleasure of drinking is not idle. ”

Li Gaochao followed Zhang Danqing's meaning and said: "Brother, you have to raise your glass diligently, and close your eyes when you swallow." ”

Su Yu, as the person who proposed, had already considered his good intentions: "Linfeng treats all wine as brothers, and it's too ugly to sit alone." ”

Chen Jianke was still thinking about beauties: "Fortunately, I was born with a massive, heroic man in front of beauties!" ”

Zhao Dayue despised Chen Jianke's boasting: "Your Excellency is indeed massive, and half a cup is already drunk." ”

Lei Yu couldn't do it, and Zeng Fangyu, who was at the table, said for him in his hometown accent: "How can there be many rules in Nalu Province, and I don't know how to be upset." ”

Fang Xin continued: "Let you be poor and stinky all day long, how can you be dumb on the wine table? ”

It's Zhao Weiyang's turn again: "There are no winners on the wine table, and health and pleasure are the key." ”

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After a few people took two rounds, they used the common rhyme, and finally Li Gaochao and Lei Yu were fined a few cups.

Drinking and drinking, everyone was poor in rhyme, and several people except Zhao Weiyang were a little drunk, so they stopped coupling. Although they were barely able to connect before, they also knew that their level of nonsense was indeed not high, but their majors were Chinese language and literature. So, as if shy, a few people blushed, ordered a few more cases of beer, and began to chat.

Zhang Danqing pointed to his head and spoke first: "A few days ago, I was very depressed. Later, I thought about it, so I went to the barber shop and cut off the weeds above my head. From the mirror, I looked at the shiny bald head and smiled proudly, thinking to myself, I didn't expect the shaved head to be so handsome. Walking on the road, I met Ban Hua and a few girls from our class, and after I greeted them, they were all very surprised, and one of the ugly girls said that I was a rapist who escaped from that prison. I frowned and glared, and told her to say that it would be nice to say, when did I become a rapist, this is too ugly, too ruined my brilliant, handsome image. Unexpectedly, the girl would flatter me and ask me if I would like to taste the feeling of sin. I went and I wanted to hit my head and die. ”

Su Yu was almost drunk and said with a smile: "I'm single, but ...... However, do you say that I have ever touched a woman since I entered the school? ”

Everyone was disdainful: "How can you alarm the United Nations with your back?" ”

Su Yu's eyes suddenly glowed green, and he said excitedly, "Don't believe it. Aren't my high school table mates from a sports academy? I went to his dormitory that day to play with him and found him walking. He had a little long hair, was dressed in gray clothes and gray pants, and next to him stood a man half a head taller than him. How can I recognize him? It's because the patterns on his clothes are familiar to me. Because I had a good relationship with this guy, I threw myself down from behind to surprise him. I pounced on the guy and hugged him, grabbing him with both hands on his chest. Yes......! Wrong! How is it soft?! Suddenly, there was a roar of a lion in Hedong. It turned out that the person was not my classmate, but a woman, and she yelled to let go. Ay! I didn't mean to! I just looked away for a while, mistook the person, and before I could say sorry, the girl slapped me in the face with a dragon and slapped me, shouting 'pervert'. I looked at the girl's appearance, she was very tall, but her face was even more terrifying than Zhang Cheng. The most terrible thing was that there were many people watching me on the road at that time, and they all thought that I was a hungry scoundrel. I blushed more than a monkey's buttocks, and I couldn't get out of the ground. I was embarrassed to say sorry, I recognized the wrong person, and I was embarrassed! The boy next to her stared at the tiger's eyes and shouted, you kid, you eat the heart of a bear and a leopard gall, and dare to be rude to my friend. While secretly admiring this benevolent brother for daring to find such a girlfriend, I nodded and apologized, but I didn't kneel. The boy grabbed me by the collar and raised his hand to hit me. Actually, he's going to fight me, and I'm not afraid. But at that time, I was really at a loss, so I had to bow my head and let others slaughter me. Fortunately, at this time, my buddy actually passed by, still wearing that gray dress and gray pants. I explained it many more times before everyone believed that I was not a pervert. ”

Several people talked about their recent experiences, and most of them were extremely miserable, and they became more and more envious of Tao Zheng.

Finally, Fang Xin said: "That day, I went to Pizza Hut at the school gate for dinner, and I saw a girl in our class walking towards me. I said hello very politely, and she smiled and said hello. I took a closer look at the girl, strange thing, why did she have a black mole on her nose? It's a bit weird, I've never seen a black mole on her face before. The girl looked a little weird at me, stopped and asked me why I was applying so strangely. I came up with a sentence, when did you get a black mole on your nose? The girl touched her nose and the mole fell off. She was shocked and her face flushed. Later, I found out that where the black mole was, it turned out to be a piece of boogers. ”

Everyone was getting carried away, and after listening to Fang Xin's jokes, they were all extremely disgusted, especially when everyone found that there was a plate of tempeh side dishes on the table, which was Su Yu's favorite food, and it was really a bit similar to a black mole, Su Yu actually vomited.

(End of chapter)