Got rid of Zhao Weiyang, the seven people in the 608 dormitory drank four cases of beer and sat down on the chairs one by one. A few people in the dormitory next door were about the same, and they started talking nonsense.

Except for Zhao Weiyang, only Yang Shuai remained sober. He looked at the messy table with cups and plates, and felt distressed: "These people are too good to drink." ”

When the sun set, the two groups finally couldn't drink anymore, and lay on the table and the ground one by one, "quietly", "Yunyun", "Zhenzhen" and "Tiantian", and their names were shouted out. Everyone has their own sad things, and they are well disguised on weekdays, but this time they finally vented it.

Especially Su Yu, Fang Mingwen made his heart extremely hurt two days ago. Although he lay in the quilt with his head covered for a day that day, he returned to his sunny appearance, but the anguish in his heart was not fully vented. Playing on the playground, he is no longer a striker who scores goals, but a scavenger who shovels when he sees someone. Once, he actually kicked the ball up. In the end, the captain of the Faculty of Arts team tactfully advised him to rest on the bench. Even if he was active enough when he was drinking today, it was just to hide his dissatisfaction. Now the wine is sorrowful, and it suddenly turns into sad tears, and there a person screams.

Zhao Weiyang ordered some tea, everyone drank a few sips in a daze, and finally became a little conscious, and one by one they were shaken and wanted to go back to their dormitory. When Zhao Weiyang saw the checkout, Yang Shuai's face was almost blue. Along the way, from time to time, someone lay on the ground, bitterly calling the name of the girl in his heart.

Zhao Weiyang did not dissuade him, "Ruthless may not be a true hero, how can a poor son be a husband", as a flesh-and-blood person, it is normal to have joys, sorrows, and sorrows.

After returning to the dormitory, several people lay on the bed for a while, and one by one they were refreshed.

Zhao Dayue stroked his little belly and said, "Brothers! I have a good game to play. ”

Although a few people were still snorting alcohol, they still came to their senses all of a sudden and asked, "What game?" ”

Zhao Dayue said proudly: "Of course, it's a phone call to harass girls." ”

When everyone heard this, they exclaimed, "Good! Great! It's been a long time since I've opened a meat restaurant! If you can't touch the girl's little hands, it's good to listen to the girl's voice! ”

Zhang Danqing first dialed the phone and pressed the speakerphone, only to hear a beeping sound from inside.

"Hey! Who are you looking for? A girl's voice.

Zhang Danqing's eyes glowed green, and he said gently, "May I ask Miss's surname?" ”

"My name! Who are you? Why should I tell you? "There's something wrong with the sound inside, and it's starting to get ferocious.

Zhang Danqing poured a sip of cold water and said very patiently: "Classmate! Don't be offended! That's what I'm looking for. ”

"Looking for me? Who are you? Do I know each other? Say it! Otherwise! I hung up. ”

Zhang Danqing said: "Don't hang, don't hang!" I know you. As for me? My name is Sakuragi Hanamichi. ”

"Huh? Sakuragi flower road? Why don't you say you're Rukawa Kaede? Are you mentally ill? Then he hung up the phone on the other side.

Zhang Danqing's expression was a little painful, and he sighed: "Hey, I am always looked down upon by girls......"

Li Gaochao snatched the phone from Zhang Danqing and said, "Boss, you are so weak!" Look at me, it must have teased the girl. By the way, I pressed a phone, and a "beep" sound came from inside.

He also deliberately pointed at Su Yu and said, "This is what you taught me, I tried it to work!" ”

"Hey...... Who are you looking for? A girl's voice.

Li Gaochao said: "Please don't hang up the phone, let me hang up after I finish speaking." ”

"What? Who are you? "The other side is very vigilant, probably receiving too many harassing calls.

"You are beautiful, with big attractive eyes, beautiful black hair, a slender figure, and charming thin legs."

"Really? Am I that pretty? "It's natural for girls to love beauty, and they fell for Li Gaochao's trick all of a sudden.

Li Gaochao continued: "You are not only beautiful, but also have a good heart. ”

"Really? How do you know? ”

"I know you, you are the 'dream aunt' in my heart." Li Gaochao felt that the time was ripe and immediately confessed.

Zhao Dayue despised this kind of harassing phone call without skills and tactics: "This idiot! I confess indiscriminately without even knowing people. ”

"Ahh Your words are so numb! After the girl heard this, she was frightened and charming, and her voice became soft and tactful, like fairy music.

Li Gaochao said: "No, no! This is not flesh and numbness, this is a confession of true feelings. I—love you—love you for 10,000 years! Never change your mind. When he said this, Li Gaochao's face was not red at all, he was very calm.

"Hahaha! You're so funny! We don't even know each other, you just say so. The girl on the phone was happy.

Li Gaochao said: "It doesn't matter if you don't know you, as long as you are as beautiful as an angel!" And he said, "Angel! Do you know what it means? ”

"I don't know, what do you mean?"

Li Gaochao hung up the phone and sighed and said, "I better not hurt her, kind girl." When I was in high school, there was a girl who kept saying I was an angel in her mind! Later I found out that she meant that I was just a piece of in the sky. Hahaha! I don't know if I've been teased for so long, I'm just ridiculous. Li Gaochao laughed happily, and then looked sad.

Su Yu nodded, snatched the phone, and said, "Gao Chao, you are generally doing well." I'll teach you another seed now. ”

Su Yu swiped the old phone card, pulled out the phone, and there was a "beep" sound from inside. It seems that Su Yu made a call from outside the school.

"Hmmm! Who are you looking for? Across from it was the voice of a middle-aged woman.

Su Yu smiled sinitiously and said, "Miss! Is that a 'red light district'? Looking for a chick to play with? When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but shudder, this Su Yu is very kind on weekdays, but when he was drunk, he revealed his bestial nature.

The woman on the other side was obviously furious and said, "Pervert! Go to hell! Hung up the phone.

Su Yu dialed the phone again.

The woman said, "Looking for whom?" ”

"I say! Miss! I'm looking for you to do business! Why hang up the phone? ”

"Die! Shameless scum! "Hang up the phone.

Then Su Yu made that call again and said, "Miss! Aren't you a 'red light district'? ”

"Die! The scum of society. "Hung up the phone.

Su Yu pressed redial again and again to dial the number. The woman was so angry that she almost vomited blood.

Su Yu said to Zhao Weiyang and the others: "Watch me let her scold me for playing." Su Yu dialed the phone again.

A voice came from inside: "You shameless pervert, the scum of society, the shame of humanity......" A burst of scolding. Apparently the woman was ready, and it took five minutes to finish scolding.

Su Yu laughed proudly, with tears in his eyes: "It feels so good to be scolded by a woman!" After Zhao Weiyang saw it, he shook his head helplessly.

Zhao Dayue took the phone and said, "Look at me to have some technical content." So I dialed a number.

"Hey! Who are you looking for? ”

Zhao Dayue learned the tone of the Japanese and said, "Ahhhhh Hi! Isn't it a tooth? ”

"Hey! Are you Japanese? The girl was confused by Zhao Dayue's words.

Zhao Dayue said again: "Sigh! Ahh Miyada! ”

"Are you speaking Japanese?" The girl is scratching her head.

The crowd burst out laughing.

"Ahh Oh mia! ”

"Japanese? Are you talking to me in Japan? ”

Zhao Dayue deliberately leaked English: "Yes! girl？ ”

The girl said excitedly, "Really? ”

Zhao Dayue said: "Ahhh Dalathin? ”

"Is this Japanese? I don't understand, are you good in Chinese? ”

Zhao Dayue learned Japanese again and said: "A bone slave fights! Ila Hi Mi! ”

"Is this Japanese, or is it some other language, please use English?" Then I might understand a little bit. ”

"Don't be a slave! Eight grid tooth road! ”

"I understand, Bageyalu."

Zhao Dayue was happy and teased: "Sigh! Flower Girl's! Big! ”

"Ahh You're Japanese, and you're a pervert. ”

"Hi...... Hi...... Whoa! Flower girl's, men like it. Then, Zhao Dayue shouted again: "Ahhh Tooth Bone Nush! It's not about ...... brother."

The girl got a little impatient and said, "Are you stupid?" Talking on the phone and saying something you don't understand. ”

Zhao Dayue suddenly said in Chinese: "You are the stupid!" I didn't know if I was molesting you for so long. ”

When I heard it on the other side of the phone, I immediately reacted and scolded: "Dead pig, call randomly." ”

Zhao Dayue scolded: "Stupid old woman, I didn't know until I was teased for so long." ”

Zhao Dayue thought that the teasing was quite enjoyable. Unexpectedly, another girl on the phone suddenly said: "Are you the one in Chinese Language and Literature Class 5 called Zhao Dayue?" As soon as I heard the phone, I knew it was you. ”

Zhao Dayue panicked and immediately hung up the phone. The whole bedroom laughed.

(End of chapter)