Speaking of which, Fang Xin is also a legend of the 608 dormitory.

On the night of the freshman year, Zhao Weiyang and seven other roommates were surprised to find that there was still an empty bed in the 608 dormitory where they were located. Su Yu, who was the first to report, analyzed: "The name on the bed is Fang Xin, it is estimated that it is a girl, and the dormitory administrator posted it wrongly." Next to Fang Xin's bed was Zhao Dayue, and he immediately salivated and said, "I strongly request that this cutie stay in this bedroom!" ”

The two-week military training was long, boring and arduous, and Fang Xin's speculation and conjecture about the appearance of this "girl" barely gave some color to the boring and difficult days. Everyone felt that it was impossible to let Fang Xin live in the 608 dormitory. However, everyone can still use the OEM on the bed as an opportunity to contact Fang Xin and start dating.

Based on the plan to strike first, Zhao Dayue said in public on the sidelines of the military training review: "If you see Fang Xin in the future, don't fight with me, it's not interesting to eat steamed buns that others have chewed." Although I have not seen her physically, I have possessed her spiritually. In order to strengthen the persuasiveness of his language, Zhao Dayue slept on Fang Xin's empty bed board that night, and issued a statement the next day: "Fang Xin's bed has been slept in by me, who will fight with me?" ”

In fact, when Fang Xin appeared, no one really fought with him, because as soon as the military training ended, Fang Xin came to report, and what caught everyone's eyes was a young man with glasses and a sissy. He flexibly jumped into his bed and introduced himself in very standard Mandarin: "Hello everyone, I'm Fang Xin!" In an instant, Zhao Dayue's face turned blue.

After Fang Xin arrived, everyone knew that this guy had already learned that the military training in the university was very hard, so they didn't report until the end of the military training. At a time when universities are expanding their enrollment and lacking students, there is no risk at all when the evening arrives for a few days.

is such a guy who did not participate in military training in the whole process, but he got one of the few "regimental awards". It turned out that the people's soldier instructor in our class, who had always dressed up fairly and seriously, was suffering from the fact that the number of places was too small and it was difficult to allocate them, so he was directly assigned to his own family with the same surname according to the student roll call. The instructor's mind is very simple: everyone's surname is Fang, five hundred years ago it was one, and I don't charge money, who can help me?

Fang Xin's addition made the original seven-person dormitory more fun.

After getting up one morning, everyone found that Fang Xin's autumn pants were covered with blue stains, and even he couldn't explain the reason. So far, an elf-like and flexible figure accompanied by a pair of blue autumn pants has been active in everyone's sight, becoming a unique memory of everyone's four-year college life. His experience gradually became known to everyone, and he earned the nickname "Smurfs".

Fang Xin is a native of Jining, living in Shuibo Liangshan since he was a child, and had the dream of becoming a strong man early to rob money and sex.

While other children were frolicking in the little girl's skirt in the kindergarten, Fang Xin had already begun to concentrate on lifting the female teacher's skirt. However, in the long five-year primary school career, Fang Xin has not truthfully expressed his feelings for the opposite sex. Like most boys, he still vents his love for girls by "bullying her", such as secretly hiding the pencil case of the girl at the same table, following the girl to the toilet, or revealing what color a girl's little panties are.

With the sneer, pouting and small fists of the girls at the same table, Fang Xin stepped into a colorful junior high school. At this time, most of the girls are full of fantasies about Prince Charming, and when a slender boy with a special appearance suddenly breaks into his life, he will naturally be a little panicked. But Fang Xin is a meticulous person, he insists on sending a girl home every night, rain or shine. Three years later, she finally impressed that girl and promoted her to become her quasi-prince.

In the three years of high school, Fang Xin spent time in happiness and distress. That girl admired Plato's love affair, causing Fang Xin to never even touch her fingertips. In the days before the college entrance examination, Fang Xin had to take care of the girl and deal with the sea of books, which made him a lot less sustenance. However, Fang Xin still acted as her little servant without hesitation, carefully serving before and after the saddle, fantasizing that one day the two of them would enter the ivory tower at the same time, and their identities would be able to turn positive.

Fairytale love also exists in Shuibo Liangshan, but it only belongs to Sun Erniang and Zhang Qing. When Fang Xin's college admission letter arrived and the family was carnivaling, Fang Xin received a letter of resignation. The girl said that the two had incompatible personalities and were not admitted to the same college, so they broke up because of the inconvenience of contacting them later. In order to show Fang Xin's care over the years, the girl specially presented Xu Zhimo's "Farewell Kangqiao" to express her gratitude. This made Fang Xin sad and indignant every time he heard "Gently I left" in the days to come.

After experiencing a bitter summer of hysterical pain, Fang Xinru was like an old monk who had been facing the wall for ten years and suddenly realized the Zen machine, his temperament changed greatly, and he chanted "Why not spend the rest of his life crazy", becoming a prodigal son in the game love field.

At the beginning of entering the school, Fang Xin proposed the appearance of his dream lover - lordosis, and later he studied the aesthetics of the human body for a period of time and changed it to lordosis and posteriosis. Fang Xin thinks that such a girl is sexy, fleshy, three-dimensional, and can give birth to a son.

At a literary evening in the Faculty of Letters, Fang Xin, whose eyes were wandering around, finally met the lover of his dreams, a girl named Ruan Shuang. Fang Xin admits that she likes her name very much, and feels that the girl is full of bold revolutionary optimism. So, Fang Xin went around to find out all the information about Ruan Shuang. However, a girl like Ruan Shuang received a lot of attention and harassment, and Fang Xin was naturally included in the scope of the wild bee and butterfly. Even one of Ruan Shuang's roommates and best friend pointed at Fang Xin's nose and said, "You are not a man at all, please stop harassing my family's Shuangshuang!" ”

Fang Xin's voice changed because of Ruan Shuang's thoughts and thoughts, he often stood in front of the window in the blue autumn pants that he had never changed, and said "Huh" in an extremely sharp voice, and then claimed to have seen a girl like Ruan Shuang who was convex and backward. In order to talk about Fang Xin's lovesickness, the half-hung painter Zhao Dayue specially painted a convex and backward, plump and sexy portrait for him - a fat hippopotamus.

Unfortunately, everyone soon found out that Ruan Shuang already had a boyfriend, and he was also the main force of the basketball team of the College of Liberal Arts. Fang Xin was unable to confront his rival in love head-on, and decisively adopted the Spiritual Victory Method (the result of learning from Zhao Dayue): "I have already raped Ruan Shuang mentally and put on a delicate green hat for that straight lady thief!" After speaking, Fang Xin looked up to the sky and laughed, his ribs rose and fell clearly, telling the injustice in his heart: "I hate that he already has a boyfriend, and he is being played with by that rich and powerful beast all day long!" ”