Chapter 100: Chasing Girls Plan
If you are not qualified, you are not qualified, if you look down on it, no matter how sad you are, it is difficult to gain the pity of girls, especially Fang Xin, who will only wail in her dormitory. Everyone was annoyed, so they encouraged him to go out for a walk and see if there were other opportunities, but Fang Xin said that his heart had been taken away by Ruan Shuang, and he would never regain his original innocence.
But not long after, Fang Xin's resentful heart came back from Ruan Shuang.
That was the first time that the people in the 608 dormitory came to the gate of Qilu Art Institute. Everyone was stunned to see the fashionably dressed and hot girls shuttling back and forth, but they didn't even look at them, and a trace of inferiority and anger suddenly rose in everyone's hearts. Back in the dormitory that night, Fang Xin introduced to everyone how to judge whether a girl is still a virgin by her walking posture. Through Fang Xin's analysis, everyone came to the conclusion that the best beauties living around us are no longer a pity. The night was deep, and Fang Xin would occasionally let out a sigh that he couldn't eat the soup.
The next day, Fang Xin, who had been accustomed to seeing waves in the sea of love for many years, began to take the initiative:
"Beauty, what time is it? Yes? Half past eight, my phone display is also half past eight, there is a fate that! ”
"Beauty, do you have a boyfriend? Yes? Pregnant? Would you mind a rotation? I'm a substitute and just play for a few minutes once in a while! ”
"There are 3,000 beauties in the palace, and the iron pestle is sharpened into an embroidery needle! Beauty, don't cry, that kind of negative man is not worth cherishing. Hurry up and throw yourself into my arms, and I'll show you what warmth and reliability are! ”
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However, whether it is in the charming Qilu Art Academy or the heroic Qilu Police Academy, there are boys from this school staring. When Fang Xin entered these two universities, her own image and words were different, and it was easy to attract the attention of others. Coupled with his frequent greetings, he quickly attracted some hateful eyes. Naturally, he received a lot of verbal intimidation. Forced, Fang Xin transferred the pick-up business to the main school of Normal University.
Fang Xin accosted the girl all day without changing her face, and finally got a result. I don't know what the reason is, anyway, he walked with a girl.
Walking together is Fang Xin's statement, and it is also in line with reality, the two did walk together, but they just walked, and did not hold hands and other intimate actions.
Fang Xin carefully prepared the plan to confess, but it was not almost implemented. It turned out that the girl called him brother for the sake of Fang Xin's invitation to dinner. She said that she cherishes the relationship between brother and sister and hopes that this relationship can be maintained until the end of the day. Fang Xin naturally knew what this girl meant, but she didn't say any jokes of "calling my brother and sister, and sleeping in one bunk at night". He became somewhat silent, learned to smoke, and often stood in the water room and stared at the lights on Jingshi Road until late at night. Naturally, their relationship was difficult to maintain until they were old, and once they learned that there was no further hope, Fang Xin stopped inviting guests, and the girl could only go to find her other brother.
However, an optimistic person like Fang Xin will not be easily defeated by setbacks, and soon, he will be unrestrained again, claiming that he has no virgin complex, and he can welcome all girls with humility, even if they are divorced.
Freud said that men tend to have a mother-love complex, and women tend to have a father-love complex. Fang Xin's mother-love complex, which was gradually maturing, suddenly broke out.
That was the result of Fang Xin running to the juniors and seniors all day long. At first, he guessed that the third- and fourth-year girls might fall out of love after being in love for a period of time, and he had a chance to take advantage of it. For this reason, Fang Xin carries a cleanly washed handkerchief every day and walks around the playground every day, hoping to meet a girl crying alone. However, he met a girl who was crying alone, but the girl didn't pay attention to him, and often scolded him for comforting: "Sick!" ”
However, Fang Xin still ushered in his own spring. Downstairs in the girls' dormitory, he met a junior girl at a glance and immediately fell in love with her. The senior girl's name was Yang Min, but everyone called her Yang Guifei. Her appearance is plump skin, a vigorous figure, new cheeks, greasy goose fat, and her lips are red without dotting, her eyebrows are green without painting, her face is like a silver basin, her eyes are like apricots, and she is as graceful and luxurious as a concubine.
After meeting Yang Min, Fang Xin wandered downstairs in Yang Min's dormitory all day as if she had lost her soul. After more than ten days of unremitting efforts, Yang Min finally knew that Fang Xin was among his suitors. Maybe Fang Xin's waiting really annoyed her, Yang Min clearly told Fang Xin that she didn't like him as a hairless and unruly little boy. At that time, Fang Xin couldn't wait to show off her biceps for her to see.
Yang Min's disdain for Fang Xin from beginning to end greatly hurt Fang Xin's self-esteem. Back in the dormitory, Fang Xin talked about this unbearable experience, who would have thought that Lei Yu would smile: "Haha, Xiao Xin, she can't even look down on Lao Lei and me, let alone you!" ”
It turned out that this junior girl was the one who stimulated Lei Yu to internal injuries.
Knowing that Lei Yu secretly took a photo of Zhao Weiyang showing his chest hair and aroused Yang Min's favor, Fang Xin was both sad and relieved. After learning from the pain, he decided to support Zhao Weiyang to take Yang Min. However, Zhao Weiyang was in an emotional entanglement with Qin Yang, so he was naturally in no mood to pay attention to Yang Min who was following him.
Seeing that many of the buddies around him were beauties, Fang Xin came to a conclusion based on his extremely painful love experience, that is, chasing girls is the same as becoming famous, and it is necessary to get ahead of time. So, Fang Xin formulated a strategy of inviting girls to come to the dormitory to watch a third-level horror movie together at a sleeper meeting one night, and Zhao Dayue even worked with him to dream of falling into the well when those girls were panting and out of control. For this reason, Zhao Dayue also declared that he was not a machismo, attached great importance to the protection of women and children, and prepared some protective items made of rubber materials in advance.
At the beginning, Fang Xin invested all her living expenses, firmly believing that wealth can move people's hearts, and meditated all day long to find all kinds of reasons to buy small gifts for girls or invite people to dinner. A few times, I also saw that I was going to hook up with a certain girl, and I also declared that I was going to ask the boy in the same room to give way, but it turned out to be no show. Later, Fang Xin, who ran out of ammunition and food, drank free soup in the canteen for a month, and his face was similar to the vegetable leaves in the soup, and he finally had a good reputation for his extremely tenacious fighting style.
Seeing that Fang Xin was so distressed, at the meeting, Su Yu and Chen Jianke had no choice but to help Fang Xin create a "Chasing Girl Plan", which was to let Fang Xin play deeply. After all, in the College of Letters, a place full of young literary women, it is still relatively marketable to play deep and cool, and the key is to have a high level. For example, Zhang Cheng, who is diagonally opposite the door, often plays cool and tries to attract the attention of girls, but the result is often counterproductive, and he is belittled by girls as worthless.
Seeing the detailed plan that Su Yu and Chen Jianke had made for themselves, Fang Xin was overjoyed and convinced that a happy life was just around the corner.