Episode 3 The goddess likes LOL
Like Diaosi, the days without classes are the days of sleeping and playing, and for Wang Yuyang, it is just sleeping, because for those things that require IQ, he can't do them, such as games!
Early this morning, Wang Yuyang was woken up by them again.
"Grass! Crocodile, how did you get blown up by the wheel mom on the next road! As soon as Wang Yuyang opened his eyes, he heard the big wolf shouting towards the crocodile.
"What can I do, this cold ice is a ****, he always sends it, what can I do!" The crocodile replied angrily.
"Blind, what about you? If the jungler doesn't go on the road to help, what is the blind running? The big wolf shouted at the blind man again.
"You won't read it yourself? I've got fifteen seconds left to come back to life, rub! When I was blue just now, I didn't expect the widow to hide in the grass......." said the blind man depressedly.
"Hey, you're really a cheat, 20 votes!" The big wolf shouted helplessly.
The big wolf, the blind man, and the crocodile are Wang Yuyang's roommates, and these names are just their nicknames, which may have something to do with the games they play.
"You guys are up so early?" Wang Yuyang got out of bed, patted the big wolf on the shoulder and asked.
"Well, I was thinking about winning the first victory, but I didn't expect the two of them to be so pitiful!"
"Hey, don't say that, if Wang Yuyang is on a team with you, you probably won't even be able to beat the man-machine!" The blind man retorted.
"Hahaha......" After hearing the blind man's words, the crocodile couldn't help but laugh.
"Yes, yes! Hahaha......" said the big wolf with a smile.
"Your sister, why are you hurting me!" Wang Yuyang smiled and gently pushed the back of the blind man's head.
Wang Yuyang's three roommates, like Wang Yuyang, are also **silk, when there is no class, they will play League of Legends in the dormitory for a day, but they are different from Wang Yuyang, they belong to the second category, when there is a class, they will stare at the most beautiful goddess in the classroom for a whole class!
"Alas, there is no class all day today, and the dormitory is so noisy, so I naturally don't have to sleep when I am lazy, it seems that today is another boring day!" Wang Yuyang sat at the table in the cafeteria and sighed in his heart while eating green onion flatbread.
"Xiaomei, how are you going to spend today?" At this time, a girl not far behind Wang Yuyang said.
"Of course I'm going to catch the bad guys with Caitlin."
Hearing this voice, Wang Yuyang's heart couldn't help but start beating wildly!
The voice was all too familiar, could it be her???
"Okay, so I'll come over with Ezreal, too?"
"Okay." Xia Xiaomei replied with a smile.
Her voice is still so sweet and cute........
"A goddess is a goddess, even the friends she makes are foreigners, Caitlyn, Ezreal, this Catelyn sounds like a girl's name, alas, this boy named Ezreal is so lucky, he is lucky to be able to spend Sunday with the goddess, it is enviable!" After listening to Xia Xiaomei's words, Wang Yuyang couldn't help but feel a little lost in his heart.
"I'll go, what's wrong with me? How did I become a ** silk without self-knowledge! When he realized that he was delusional, Wang Yuyang hurriedly controlled his thoughts.
"Let's get out of here quickly." Wang Yuyang thought about it, stood up, walked towards the commissary in front of him, and hurriedly fled here after buying a bag of milk.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Wang Yuyang came together, they also followed, and they walked in the same direction as Wang Yuyang.
Wang Yuyang lowered his head and said to the aunt in front of the counter, "Auntie, take the milk." ”
At this time, Wang Yuyang just wanted to buy it and leave quickly before they came over!
"What kind of milk do you want?"
"Whatever." Wang Yuyang said anxiously.
"How can this be casual? This different milk has different nutritional effects, and he is suitable for drinking different milk for different people, so it is better to ........ "Unexpectedly, this aunt actually popularized milk common sense for Wang Yuyang at this juncture!!
"That's it." Seeing that the goddess was about to come over, Wang Yuyang hurriedly interrupted the aunt and casually pointed to a kind of milk on the table.
"Okay, five."
"What kind of milk, so expensive!" After listening to his aunt's words, Wang Yuyang couldn't help but say in surprise.
"Let me tell you, young man, not all milk is Trensu! This milk, it's ......."
"Okay, I'll buy it! Here you go, it's five pieces! At this time, the goddess had already come over, and Wang Yuyang hurriedly paid!
"Auntie, get me a box of Trensu!" Xia Xiaomei walked over and said with a smile.
"There's no Tronsu anymore, the last pack was just bought by him! Can you change to something else? Who knows, the aunt actually pointed at Wang Yuyang and said.
"I'll !!" After listening to his aunt's words, Wang Yuyang's mind couldn't help but "buzz"!
"Ahh So what to do? I only drink this one, I don't drink anything else, oops, what now? What to do? After listening to her aunt's words, Xia Xiaomei took her friend's hand and pouted and complained.
"Why do you girls talk so much now, I feel so uncomfortable to hear!" After listening to Xia Xiaomei's complaints, the aunt couldn't help but rub her arms and say.
"Nonsense! Feeling sick? After I heard this, I felt so distressed! Wang Yuyang looked at his aunt and thought suspiciously.
"Why aren't you leaving? Did I not get enough money for you? Who knows, Auntie looked at Wang Yuyang and suddenly said such a sentence.
"Flutter!" Wang Yuyang instantly felt that his little heart was stabbed with a knife!!
"Hello classmate, can you give up the Terensu in your hand to my friend?" At this time, Xia Xiaomei's friend looked at Wang Yuyang and asked sincerely.
Hearing her say this, Wang Yuyang couldn't help but subconsciously raise his head.
"Boom!" After a sound, Wang Yuyang hurriedly lowered his head again!
This light! I'm going, it's more dazzling than the sun!
"Of course you can, I.... and her weekly ...... The three will meet, and it can be regarded as.... Cognitive. ....." Wang Yuyang said with his head lowered and blushing.
"We meet every Wednesday? You are? When Xia Xiaomei heard Wang Yuyang say this, she was so curious that she came over.
"I'll go! What am I talking about? It's not over when you put down your milk and leave, why are you talking so much nonsense! Wang Yuyang thought with remorse in his heart.
"Oh, I remember, you're the delivery guy at McDonald's, and you deliver pizza every Wednesday, right?" Xia Xiaomei stared at Wang Yuyang for a while, and couldn't help but say happily.
Hearing her say this, Wang Yuyang suddenly felt a group of crows flying overhead........
"Alas, forget it, I already had a public face, and I was misunderstood by others, which is purely normal." After listening to her words, Wang Yuyang couldn't help but think in his heart.
"Yes, I'm the McDonald's delivery guy, hehe, beauty.... What a good eyesight! Here, this packet of milk...... Here you go, I'm going to McDonald's ...... I went to work and left first. After Wang Yuyang lowered his head and finished speaking, he put the milk on the counter and hurriedly flashed!
"Hey, wait, I haven't given you any money yet?" Xia Xiaomei shouted behind Wang Yuyang's back.
"Week..... Three, I'll send it out....... When you sell, you ..... again Give it all to ..... I'm it! Wang Yuyang didn't finish his head, and hurriedly ran away.
Twenty hours have passed since he talked to the goddess, and at this time, Wang Yuyang's heartbeat is still two hundred and fifty per minute!!