Name - Wang Yuyang, age - 18 years old is about to be reached, occupation - college student, positioning - pure Diao silk.

I feel that there is not much meaning in living for people like me, and it does not have much impact when I die.

Walking around campus, it's hard for you to spot me because I'm so ordinary, too popular.

Someone once said that the things that God has given to everyone are average, but everyone has different strengths and weaknesses in each aspect.

Is this true? You just have to look at me and get to know me a little more, and this truth can be overturned in minutes!

I have a popular face, a popular height, a popular voice, I was born in a popular family, and I have a popular father and mother....... In short, everything I do is popular, and I think if I have the money to buy a car in the future, I guess I will buy as many Volkswagen as possible!

Don't think I'm a college student and associate me with praise words like excellent academics, top rankings, etc., studying is the last thing I want to mention because my studies are not even popular........

The last thing I want to remember was the time I spent on campus, it was like hell for me, and every time I remember it, I feel like I had a painful feeling of pulling my stomach for days!

In that case, how did I get into college?

Actually, the fact that I was admitted to university was full of water!

Forehead! Don't get me wrong, I'm definitely not cheating!

I remember one time, a classmate sitting behind me teased me, he took advantage of my unpreparedness, erected a sharp needle on my seat, of course I was also fooled, as a result, the classmate who wanted to see the joke waited for a day, and did not see me screaming and rising into the air. It wasn't until I went to bed that night that I realized that I had a sharp needle in my buttocks, so I pulled it out decisively, and it was a pain........

Therefore, my study life was nothing short of a tragedy! If you count the criticisms that my teachers created because of me during my studies, I could almost make a book........

"Wang Yuyang, are you a pig? Look at me and answer me, are you a pig? ”

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"Wang Yuyang, eight plus three equals fourteen!! I'm about to tell you that I'm going to vomit blood, why are you still so calculating! ”

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"Wang Yuyang, go back, listen to the teacher's words, go farming, you are really not suitable for studying!"

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"Wang Yuyang, people are such a thing, he doesn't necessarily have to take the road of learning in this life......."

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"Wang Yuyang, did you do it on purpose? Did you do it on purpose? Did you do it on purpose? ”

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"Wang Yuyang, you won, I was completely defeated by you......"

"Wang Yuyang, I've been teaching for almost fifty years, it's really the first time I've seen someone as stupid as you, you're really a rare encounter!"

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Like me, I can be admitted to university because of four big words.

Striving for excellence? Diligent study? Assiduous? Study hard?

None of these are the answers, the real answer is rote memorization!!

Before, I didn't know what kind of person I belonged to. What can you do in the future?

It wasn't until I went to university that I finally found my place, and it turned out that I belonged to the Diao Silk Ranks!

"Not tall, not rich, not handsome, no potential, no background, no ideals, no pursuits, no girlfriends, no good female friends." I have all of these Diao silk must-have characteristics, none of them pull!

However, Diao silk is further divided into two categories: Diao silk with self-knowledge and Diao silk without self-knowledge.

There is no self-knowledge of Diao silk, most of them have such a characteristic - as a pure ** silk, but always have a rich second generation mentality, the ending of this kind of Diao silk is often a big tragedy.........

What about me? It's the first category, so I know that the beautiful goddesses I see on campus, in the classroom, on the playground, and in the cafeteria have nothing to do with me, so I never look up, because the light on them is so dazzling that I'll be blinded by Diao.

However, no matter what kind of Diao silk it is, he will have his own goddess in his heart! Of course, I am no exception, and some of these goddesses are real and some are illusory......

And the goddess in my heart is half-true and half-illusory......

In 2014, I met her for the first time, her name is Xia Xiaomei, she is also a sophomore, and she is from the Faculty of Arts. Every Wednesday morning, join us in Room 303 of Building 1 to take the class of Socialism with Chinese Characteristics! I remember that day, Xia Xiaomei was wearing a white short-sleeved shirt with a cartoon beautiful girl in a long skirt painted on the short sleeves, and the beautiful girl was holding a spear in her hand........

Xia Xiaomei is the school flower of our university! Not only did she have an angelic beauty, a tall figure, but she was also born into a wealthy family.

She likes pink, her zodiac sign is Aquarius, she is a native of Beijing, her mother died three years ago, her father is the CEO of a big company, so, she is a veritable Bai Fumei!

How do I know this?

Because my roommates talk about Xia Xiaomei every day!!

On the night I first met Xia Xiaomei, I had a very strange dream - in the dream, the beautiful and tall Xia Xiaomei was wearing a purple short skirt, a yellow and purple high hat, and even more amazingly, she was holding a spear in her hand........

Since then, Xia Xiaomei, who is dressed in this dress, often appears in my dreams........