Seeing that the popularity of the live broadcast room could not rise, Chen Mo said: "Okay, the last paragraph before the start of the broadcast today."

I just heard a revelation that a girl was rolling the sheets with her boyfriend, and her boyfriend suddenly said, 'Is it big?' Cool? I'm going to buy a few oranges! ’

The girl was sluggish for several seconds before she realized what it meant.

I would like to ask the sailors, what does this mean? ”

"yes, why do you suddenly think of eating oranges when you pop?"

"I was dull for a minute and didn't even understand."

"Does this paragraph have any meaning?"

"Don't sell the king, hurry up!"

At this time, some sailors had already reacted, and they all smiled and leaned back.

"Let's popularize science, orange terrier, in Zhu Ziqing's article "Back", his father bought oranges for him, so it was his father who bought oranges.

It means that his girlfriend calls him daddy. ”

"Brother upstairs, in the whole barrage, I only appreciate you, because you pretend to be different from others, and you pretend to be just right.

Moist, sleek, elastic and deep, humid, not excessive, not exaggerated, not pretentious, not high-profile, not publicized, there is no lack of outstanding literary brilliance in the connotation, as the so-called this is the highest state in the world.

You are the real god, perfect, although you are very gorgeous, but there is a little less simplicity, did not give me a new feeling, if you add a touch of simplicity, no one can stop you, I hope to see the new you on the stage of the international costume B finals, okay? So, I'll give you YES! yes！ yes！ ”

", now I have to pass the cultural level when I listen to the joke of the hanging king!"

"Poofhahahaha, it's not big, it's not cool, call Dad!"

"What kind of academic qualifications are worthy of listening to the jokes of the hanging king?"

"Female sailors, if your boyfriend asks you if you are big in the future, you can ask him: Is it tight, is it cool, call grandma!"

……

"Hanging King, what do you think about the problem that this version of the ranked shooter is discriminated against?"

After the time passed, Chen Mo saw that some sailors asked questions about this version of the shooter, and he also answered seriously.

"How to say it, it is an indisputable fact that this version of the shooter is weak and can't get on the high-end game.

Maybe you don't know that you just played, but in fact, there was a period of time when there was no shooter as long as it was ranked, and the shooter would lose.

Now that the Tank Daddy and the Half-Flesh Warrior have been strengthened with a few pieces of equipment, the shooter has entered this awkward phase. ”

"The money for ADC to play a game, the economic buff is all here for him, and he dies suddenly in one second when he fights a group, whether it is a tank, a half-flesh warrior, or an assassin, he can kill the adc in a set of seconds.

Assassins who can play can even cut your shooter directly across support and tanks, making teamfights change from 5v5 to 4v5 situations, in this case, you talk to me about the use of shooters? ”

"Even if it's Huang Zhong, even if it's a hundred miles to keep the contract, as long as you use Miyamoto and Nezha to fly big, the shooter will die in seconds! Then you can have a happy 5 to 4! ”

"I'll give you another example, you have a tailwind, the economy is all here in your ADC, and then you were killed by the armor father of the 4000 economy against the wind. Cool? ”

"Last season, I used my shooter to rank 80 stars as the king of glory, and now I can use my shooter to rank alone to Star Shine 2!

Although I have a little more points on the live broadcast, I never open the hook offline!

The gap is so big, do you say the shooter is useful?

In the current version, countless heroes can press the shooter to the ground and rub it.

It's hard to play with displacement, let alone without displacement.

Guan Yu, Miyamoto, Mulan, Nezha, Kai Dad, which one is not a hanging shooter? ”

"The shooter is too easy to target, and it's easy to explode if there is no damage in the early stage, anyway, I'm a support or tank in the early stage, and I basically don't care about the shooter, because you don't protect him as good as a jungler or a half-flesh top single soldier."

The more Chen Mo talks about it, the more angry he becomes, and Chen Mo really has an endless groove for the career balance of the S9 season.

"Anyway, this season, unless you are playing routines, don't choose shooters, otherwise it will be really difficult to score.

It's okay to play shooters in the low-end game below Xingyao, and above Xingyao, you choose the shooter, and the opposite bilateral half-meat warrior, players of the same level can beat you!

The version of Daddy and Guan Yu is still invincible, and the king predicts a wave, and these two heroes will definitely be cut in the next version.

Alright, today's ranking begins! ”

Click on the ranking interface, click on the single-row mode, and officially start today's ranking journey.

Bite!

"System prompt: The anti-sky plug-in has been positioned as a popular female star baby, Sao Nian, go and abuse a wave of baby to accumulate popularity!"

Ouch, I'll go, it was Yang Mi before, and now the plug-in is located to the baby!

Although baby's acting skills are spicy, and she also uses cutouts and PS to act in TV series, her variety shows can still be watched.

And recently, she also participated in the variety show "King Attack" officially sponsored by Honor of Kings.

If you can rank baby, I believe that the popularity of the live broadcast will definitely go to the next level!

Thinking like this, Chen Mo smiled and said, "Old Tie, there are fans of wood and baby? We're about to get to the baby.

Later, if I am abusing the baby with blood, you must not cry! ”

"Oh my God! It's actually the daughter-in-law of Xiao Ming's sect leader! ”

"Hang Wang, you say, are you from the entertainment industry?"

Yang Mi, Lu Han, Huang Zitao, Guan Tong...... How many other big names do you know? ”

"Open up the abuse, we fans are used to you abusing celebrities."

"That's right, now if the king doesn't abuse celebrities, we are not used to it!"

As soon as I heard that the ranking was baby, the barrage in the live broadcast room really increased by more than two times in an instant.

Chen Mo couldn't help but sigh that the traffic that these stars can bring is really not blown.

Entering the hero selection interface, Chen Mo listened to the call of the masses and chose a hero with a low win rate and appearance rate this season - Han Xin.

After the hero selection is completed, Chen Mo's lineup is decent, with Zhong Wuyan in the top laner, Zhuge Liang in the mid laner, Han Xin in the jungler, the old master in the lower lane, and the auxiliary is the Bull Demon.

On the opposite side is the single armor, the middle single Zhou Yu, the jungler Na Ke Lulu, the ADC is the eldest lady, and the auxiliary is Zhang Fei.

After entering the game loading screen, Chen Mo suddenly saw QGhappy· Alan and QGhappy· Hurt two ids.

When I opened the webpage of the computer, I saw that it was really two QG players who were in the ranks with the baby after training.

"Yo, hey, it's good luck that the two members of the seeded team that made it to the finals and a superstar.

Now my brother's popularity must be rising, and the little money is also coming! Chen Mo thought to himself.

Seeing Chen Mo lined up as a member of baby and qghappy, the audience was also immediately passionate, and it was exciting for the anchor to be ranked as a star and a professional player, not to mention this anchor.

(PS: Again, this is fiction, not reality...... The content is all fiction! Fictive! Fictive! Don't bring reality into fiction! ）