After a while, the fire truck also arrived.

Song Dabao, the captain of the Jiangbei City Fire Brigade, got out of the car, patted Shen Jingbing on the shoulder and said, "Hey, neurotic, you are efficient enough to go out this time!"

actually rushed in front of Lao Tzu, yes, there is the demeanor of a father! ”

"Shao Te, take Lao Tzu's name!

There were no casualties in this accident, which is a blessing in misfortune. Shen Jingbing pointed to the train parked on the edge of the cliff and said.

"Wori!"

As soon as he saw the twisted and deformed track of the train, the earth was cracked, and the locomotive was even squeezed flat, Song Dabao was also startled, his eyes widened and he said: "It's all like this, there is not a single passenger casualty!"

Old nerves, you're really good enough! ”

When Shen Jingbing heard this, he smiled awkwardly and said, "You may not believe it, but in fact, it was a young man who manually stopped the train......"

"Why are you kidding me? Still manual? Why don't you say how many handfuls he used to stop the train?

Old nerve, I'm investigating the cause of the accident, don't joke with Lao Tzu! ”

Song Dabao is ten thousand do not believe.

Think about it, if you don't see it with your own eyes, who would believe that humans can stop a speeding train?

"Sod honey (Song Dabao's nickname), I didn't believe it at first, but everyone said so, and I had to believe it." Shen Jingbing said helplessly.

Song Dabao couldn't help but laugh and said: "Please, old nerve, even if this special train is empty and does not carry passengers, one carriage weighs several tons."

See for yourself how many carriages there are?

Not to mention people, it's elephants, it's impossible for the Tyrannosaurus Rex to stop it!

Unless it's the little monster from Ultraman who is coming! ”

Shen Jingbin: "Hey, sodhoney, aren't you raising the bar with me!" Everyone has seen it, if you don't believe it, you can ask the people who eat melons! ”

Song Dabao nodded and said, "Okay, play me, right?" I thought Lao Tzu didn't dare to ask, right?

You wait, I'll go and ask the people who eat melons!

Hmph, I want to fool Lao Tzu! ”

Song Dabao angrily found an aunt who had made a record, but the result was more exaggerated than what Shen Jingbin said.

"Comrade policeman, really, there is a young man, who must be an alien, and as soon as he recited the incantation, he immediately stopped the train with infinite strength!" The aunt said.

Song Dabao could only record truthfully, and asked seriously with a frown: "Auntie, then you said that he can recite a mantra, what kind of mantra is he reciting?" Did you hear that? ”

The aunt said with a proud face: "That must be heard!"

This spell will be used by my granddaughters.

At that time, the train was about to fall off the cliff, and I heard the young man shout, 'Balala little demon fairy, transform', saying that it was too late and that it was too fast, and he would become a big monkey who could not get a lot of blood......"

"Ba ...... Balala Little Demon Fairy? Transformation? ”

Song Dabao's face was full of black lines, he didn't believe this aunt's nonsense, and asked several people who ate melons.

As a result, without exception, it was all the same answer.

It wasn't until some people who ate melons showed Song Dabao the video they had filmed that he believed it.

"I'm my mother! The world is crazy!

Bumpman didn't come, the little monster came out to save the world!

And it's also a little monster in the Balala Little Demon Fairy World! Song Dabao muttered with a confused expression.

At the same time, Chen Mo had quietly pulled his suitcase and left the scene of the accident.

At this time, it was already dark, and there was no way to go to Jiangda to report.

Chen Mo had no choice but to find a relatively high-end hotel, take a shower, change his clothes, and prepare for a direct broadcast by the way.

took out the high-end game book that he spent more than 50,000 yuan to buy, logged in to his Douyu account, and started this live broadcast.

"Looking forward to the stars and the moon, the hanging king is finally coming to the live broadcast!"

"Hang Wang, hurry up and tell jokes, I have used up all the jokes you told to pick up girls!"

"That's right, King Hang, it's been a long time since you've talked about a little dirty paragraph."

"Hang the king, beg to drive!"

"If I don't drive again, my driver's license will be revoked by the traffic brigade!"

As soon as the broadcast started, the popularity of Chen Mo's live broadcast room quickly rose to the top three positions in the Glory of Kings area.

Today's Chen Mo has become a big anchor who is envious, jealous and hated in the eyes of others.

"Okay old iron, no problem, old rules, let's have a few jokes first!"

Chen Mo said into the microphone with a familiar way: "I believe everyone has heard such a question, who do you save when your mother and girlfriend fall into the water at the same time?"

This question is actually quite zombie.

But my weird friend asked me a more zombie question.

Your mom and your girlfriend have swapped bodies with a curse, and the only thing to break the curse on them is for you to bang with one of them 20 times!

So now the question is, old iron, will you a girlfriend with a mother's body, or a mother with a girlfriend's body?

Ask the great god water friends to answer! ”

As soon as this question came out, all the sailors in the live broadcast room laughed and peed.

"Nima, worthy of being an old dirty turtle, this kind of problem can be thought of!"

"This is a proposition, there is wood!"

"Completely unsolvable......"

"I'm afraid I can't get any of them hard, right?"

"Not necessarily, if it's placed in an island country, I'm afraid they'll feel cool on any of them."

"The water friends upstairs are really dripping!"

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room heated up, and Chen Mo chuckled and continued:

"When I went to work in the morning and met a colleague, I said to him: 'Today my boss called me to see him, and I smelled a breath.'"

Colleague: 'Is there a promotion smell?' ’

I paused for a moment, then blushed and shook my head and said, 'No!' Resolutely do not suck! ’”

When this paragraph came out, many sailors were stunned.

"What do you mean?"

"I don't understand."

"Ask the great god to explain!"

Many sailors looked confused.

Until an old driver sailor silently sent a barrage and said: "What is the homonym of 'promotion gas'?" I don't need to say more here, right? ”

"!!"

"This is the real connotation of the little dirt! Awesome! ”

"Water friends also have a demon king!"

"Show

Tianxiu

Chen Duxiu

The show of the top flowers

Creation Zhong Shenxiu

When will I and you show

Victoria Lingerie Show

Endless non-stop shows

Fashion New York Paris show

Li Yunlong's wife show

One week of Libo show

enchanting scenery

Buckle show

Shenxiu

Elegant! ”

After Mulan joined the army, she was still interested in female redness, embroidering and sewing in the barracks every day. On this day, the enemy army attacked, Mulan was making a dress, deaf to the battle, and the soldiers knelt in the camp and said to Mulan: I beg you not to embroider! ”

"Brother, this wave is the show of Li Xiuqin, the wife of Li Yunlong, the head of the Independent Regiment of the 129th Division of the Eighth Route Army, Chu Yunfei, the head of the 358th Regiment of the Jinsui Army!"

Chen Mo's divine jokes and the divine explanations of water friends made the live broadcast room boil again!!