After listening to Zhang Danqing's story, everyone laughed and asked Zhao Weiyang: "Surname Zhao?" That senior sister's boyfriend can't be you, right? ”

Zhang Danqing wailed again: "If it's Weiyang, it's fine, so that the fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders." Now I don't know which beast is cheaper! ”

"And how did you answer her?" Li Gaochao still gets to the bottom of it.

"Hell, I know what I thought at the time, anyway, I had a paste in my head, and I always thought that if I lost the plot, I couldn't lose my morale. I said directly that I also have a girlfriend. I talked to her about history, but it was purely academic. Hey, now I regret it. If I had confessed boldly, begged bitterly, and died shamelessly, maybe I would have had a chance. It's good now, my hands are scattered before I even touch them. Zhang Danqing sighed again and again.

"Boss, you deserve it too. Talking about literature and history with older girls? Do you think it's the seventies and eighties of the last century? Still, who told you to like maturity? Think about it, which of the slightly good-looking girls in your sophomore, junior, and senior year might be kept for you? Su Yu said.

"I'm looking for a younger student, but we're only freshmen, where can I find it? You can't go to the High School Attached to Normal University to find it, right? Forget it, forget it, Goning eats a bite of fresh peaches, not a basket of rotten pears. I'll start again next year, and I'll be sure to do a good job of intelligence beforehand. During this year's winter vacation, I can only rely on netizens and mobile hard drives to pass the empty and lonely years. Zhang Danqing finished a small bag of snacks in three or two bites, and opened another bag.

Zhao Weiyang looked at the calligraphy on Zhang Danqing's bedside, which fit the scene in front of him: don't give up donations, don't go back, and work hard to add food.

The one who sells instant noodles, ham sausages and "old godmother" has been here several times, and the fourth Chen Jianke sent a message confirming that he will not come back tonight.

After reading Chen Jianke's information, Zhang Danqing was stimulated again: "This kid is really a!" Hey, in order to prepare for this Chinese New Year's Eve, I bought two boxes of 'Durex' alone. This afternoon, all of them were taken away by Chen Jianke's kid. ”

After going to the balcony to smoke for a while, Zhang Danqing really felt a little empty on this Chinese New Year's Eve, so he said to Zhao Weiyang: "Weiyang, come to a plate?" ”

Anyway, he couldn't sleep, so Zhao Weiyang took out Go and accompanied Zhang Danqing to play. Of course, he still has a copy of "Sanlian Life Weekly" in his hand. Zhang Danqing's chess is not only very stinky, but also moves very slowly, and it often takes a long time to take a step. Therefore, after playing a game of chess with him, you can often read a magazine.

"Look down on my brother, don't you? Look how I abuse you! Zhang Danqing said hatefully, and he directly ordered three or three in his fifth hand.

"Oh? Alpha Dog's tricks! Zhao Weiyang was a little surprised.

"Who did you abuse? Who are you abusing today? The door of the dormitory was pushed open, and it was Lin Changhong, nicknamed "Cake" in the 610 dormitory next door.

The origin of the nickname "cake" is relatively simple, Lin Changhong likes to keep cakes when he plays mahjong, rather than strips and wan. After a long time, he had a relationship with one cake to nine cakes, and his face was also like a cake, so he had this nickname.

He and Zhao Weiyang are fellow villagers and come from the same high school, but the relationship between the two is average and they don't interact often.

"Ah, so you're playing chess! I thought you guys were abusive again. Lin Changhong is also a game enthusiast.

stood there and watched for a while, and found that Zhang Danqing was slow to fall. Lin Changhong turned around a few times, and took advantage of the opportunity of Zhang Danqing's meditation to take Zhang Danqing's piece of "Oreo" from the table and left, and said before leaving: "I'll come back later." ”

"Isn't this kid a little nervous?" Zhang Danqing finally left his son down and asked.

"I must have encountered something beautiful and wanted to show off. He saw that no one in our dormitory had come, and he wanted to talk about it when everyone came. Lei Yu said.

Zhao Weiyang also nodded, and directly put the white son in the corner of the sunspot, and engaged Zhang Danqing in a short battle.

"Grass, here you go again!" Zhang Danqing said hatefully, jumped directly to the second room, and gave up this corner of his own. Then he said, "You know this boy. ”

"He made a silver snake sword in the game and bragged about it in our dorm room until the middle of the night. Later, I found out that I had been calling 'brother' after someone else for an afternoon. Moreover, at that time, the Silver Snake Sword was not rare at all, and it was occasionally sold in stores. Lei Yu couldn't help laughing.

At ten o'clock, the lights in the dormitory building were not turned off. After a while, news came that it was a student from the Faculty of Physics who had secretly modified the circuit. This is not the first time this has happened, and even if the school finds a problem, it will take the next day to send a logistics person to check and change it back. Everyone can't help but praise: when it comes to live learning and application, the School of Physics is the first!

Seeing that the lights are not turned off, the dormitory building is even more lively: there are people who do live broadcasts, play mahjong, play games, play enough levels to upgrade and fight landlords, watch love action movies, sing, practice yoga, sell instant noodles and ham sausages...... It's like ghosts crying wolves, and demons dancing wildly.

After a while, Lin Changhong came again. Sure enough, it was similar to what Lei Yu and Zhao Weiyang expected, he was here to show off. I didn't see Chen Jianke before, so he had to hold back until now.

But this time, he was also accompanied by a roommate, Yu Shuting from the 610 dormitory. This is a very honest boy and a die-hard fan of Lin Changhong.

Seeing that Chen Jianke still hadn't come back, Lin Changhong felt a little regretful, and finally couldn't help but say, "Oh, Yu Shuting, how about that game we played in the afternoon?" You don't know, after you and your girlfriend went offline, we didn't lose at all. ”

Yu Shuting said very cooperatively: "Really? I thought I was going to lose! ”

Then, Lin Changhong's spit Xingzi began to spray indiscriminately: "...... Do you know how dangerous it was? When Cao Cao arrived, Guo Jia was directly killed by Zhuge Liang, and even he didn't run out, and died there together! In this battle, the earth was shocked and the ghosts and gods cried, and the Wei State was defeated like a mountain, and the fighting spirit was completely lost! Under the command of Zhuge Liang, Shu sent troops and ran wildly all the way, directly demolishing the middle barracks of Wei, completely declaring that Wei was powerless to return to the sky. The generals of the Wei State saw that the general situation had gone, so they had to surrender! ”

Zhang Danqing had just been killed by Zhao Weiyang and ran to the toilet to vent for half an hour. You Chinese language majors are kind enough to come to our dormitory to show off literature and history! ”

Zhang Danqing came back this time, and he happened to be holding a copy of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" in his hand, he raised the book and said: "When Zhuge Liang came out of the mountain, Guo Jia was already dead, how could the two of them fight together?" As for saying that the soldiers of Wei surrendered, it was even more impossible! Although Luo Guanzhong respected Shu and belittled Wei in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", I also studied Chen Shou's "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and admired the strategists and fierce generals of Wei very much. If that were the case, when Zhuge Liang came out of Qishan, they would have surrendered a long time ago! ”

Zhang Danqing has a lot of experience in ancient Chinese history, studying with the seniors all day long, and even going to the toilet does not forget to bring books, and as a student majoring in Chinese language and literature, he is used to fighting with Chinese language majors, and he is full of pride, and in turn sprays Lin Changhong with foaming stars.