In the face of the demands of the masses, Lei Yu always responded warmly. He said to the two boys, "Yes." I'm going to teach you a way now! As long as you do it, there will be girls who will take the initiative to chase you! ”

"What's the solution?" The two boys asked eagerly.

"Fight me one-on-one at the cafeteria door! If you win, I'll be fine. Lei Yu patted his strong biceps and said.

Only then did the two boys realize that Lei Yu was joking, so they said, "Brother Lei, you are not kind." ”

Lei Yu smiled cheaply and said, "Save more money, put down your face, and go eat the grass by the nest." Remember, as long as you don't have a face, a girlfriend is easy to get. As he spoke, he made a "you know" emoji.

The two boys agreed, and began to study the girls in their class, drawing spheres of influence for each other.

Zhao Weiyang listened to their conversation and could only shake his head helplessly. Not only them, but many students gradually disappear after spending most of the semester. Every day, a large number of boys and girls come together. Although most men and women knew that there was still room for further acquaintance with each other, they did not hesitate to join hands and resolutely share each other's time, money, dignity and tears.

Whether it is a girls' dormitory or a boys' dormitory, the topic of conversation is the opposite sex. Whether it's simply because of vanity or love is really sweet and seductive, in short, in front of the opposite sex with superior conditions, there are few people who will not be tempted.

The proportion of male students in the Faculty of Arts and Humanities of Normal University is very small, and a class of more than 50 people often cannot make up a men's football team. In this case, finding a girlfriend has a natural advantage. Of course, there are also some male students in the Faculty of Arts who have to constantly return between distant happiness and close sorrow because they are not unrestrained enough, or their communication skills are too bad, or their luck is too bad, and that kind of depression can only be poured out in their diaries, written euphemistically: "Just like many strange landscapes, they are unforgettable after seeing them by chance, how many people, after passing by, cannot be erased from the bottom of my heart." Or turn into a signature on QQ and WeChat, stop talking, and refuse to return.

It's a pity that these words of spring hatred and autumn sorrow may be a bit lethal to the girls of other faculties, but they are too bland for the girls of the Faculty of Letters. When it comes to the wind and the moon, girls are often better at it than boys.

Dormitory 608 is undoubtedly an outlier in the Faculty of Arts, except for Zhao Weiyang, the rest of the dormitory has claimed their sovereignty after half a year of casting nets everywhere and fishing hard. It's just that some of them stop at acquaintance, and some finally get acquainted, and they often disperse after a short period of joy. But in any case, everyone has had one or two love and hatred, and they can talk about "once the sea was difficult to water" as a person who has come over.

When Zhao Weiyang returned to the dormitory after washing clothes, he heard that Su Yu had already introduced his dream to the girl.

Li Gaochao listened to a few words with his ears propped up, and said enviously: "If you don't accept it, you can't do it!" ”

The dormitory ranked fifth, and Zhao Dayue, who was still single, said disdainfully: "What Su Yu talked about is all a routine, but some girls are fooled." These girls are so shallow! ”

When he was despised, Zhao Dayue couldn't hide his envy for Su Yu on his face, revealing a strong expression of "the big husband should be like this" and "I should replace him".

Lei Yu said to Zhao Dayue: "Do you think other girls really don't understand this?" People are just pretending to be stupid. Give you a chance, let you say it, and then people will push it half-way, something happens, or your responsibility, you have to look guilty, and then desperately make amends. Besides, men are just as virtuous. Married people say that they have no married life and pretend to be pitiful; The unmarried are all innocent, shake it with a WeChat, and shake it until everyone says that it is the first time. ”

Li Gaochao suddenly brightened up and said, "Old Lei, you know a lot. Worthy of a man with a girlfriend! ”

Lei Yu raised his mobile phone and said, "It just so happens that a fat boy has just been dumped by his girlfriend, this is the impression he sent me, I just read it to you." ”

Li Gaochao also praised Lei Yu for not liking fame, open-mindedness, and fairness.

Lei Yu was praised, and couldn't help but point to Li Gaochao, who was ranked second, and said: "Gao Chao, remember, this is a man's natural skill, and it doesn't consume blue, and there is no cooling." You also don't need to be frustrated, your skills just haven't awakened yet. Once awakened, with your charm, you won't lose too much to me. ”

Li Gaochao was still a little self-aware, and did not delve into the so-called "too much" to see how big the gap was, but asked: "Lao Lei, how is your one, is he gentle enough to you?" ”

Lao Qifangxin, who was fiddling with his bangs in front of the mirror, corrected and said: "You should ask your sixth brother and sister if they are strong, and whether their calves can clamp Lao Lei's iron waist!" ”

Lei Yu looked at his waistline, pinched it again, and said to Fang Xin: "Xiao Xin, look at my brother's tiger back and bee waist, isn't it very charming?" ”

Fang Xin can be called the strange man in the 608 dormitory, even though he is often called Xiao Xin, he still can't describe his specialness. At this time, he cocked his orchid fingers, put away the mirror, and said, "Cut, such a thick line, there is no beauty at all." But don't you say that I forgot, tonight is Chinese New Year's Eve, what's the matter, all of them spend the night in the dormitory? Except for the boss and Jian Ke, they're all back, right? ”

"Is there anything good? Why did you mention me and Jian Ke together? Zhang Danqing, the oldest in the dormitory, happened to come back, carrying a copy of "The Emperor Kangxi" by Februaryhe in his hand.

Zhang Danqing likes this kind of imperial novel the most, and likes to read hard in the toilet. Every time you go to the toilet, you must bring a book, and you won't get up for less than half an hour.

Fang Xin said: "I thought that the senior sister you knew finally couldn't stand the loneliness and dragged you to open a room." Why, the junior girl who took the initiative to talk to you about imperial power last time didn't ask you out this time? ”

Zhang Danqing threw the book on the bed with some frustration, sighed and said, "Don't mention it." I did my homework and talked for a month, and finally talked about it from the Xia Dynasty to the Qing Dynasty, and I was able to talk about some topics outside of history, but unfortunately...... Hey, I couldn't help but flinch. ”

"Flinched? What do you mean? Does your physiology still have this function? Su Yu, who had just cut off the voice chat, walked in from the balcony and asked curiously.

"Hehe, she actually told me that she had a boyfriend and told me she was sorry." Zhang Danqing took out a bag of snacks and said while eating.

"Wouldn't it? You guarded her for a month in vain, and not only did she not give you some interest, but she was also disgusting? Su Yu said.

"It's weird, you have been together every night this month, no, at least in the first half of the night, don't you know that she has a boyfriend?" Li Gaochao asked.

She said that they had broken up before, but after listening to what I said about the art of imperial power, she immediately became enlightened, knowing that those who achieve great things are not informal. She also said that although her scumbag boyfriend had cheated many times, it was not an unforgivable mistake. So, she decided to get back together. She also told me that she had actually been interested in me since day one and had been expecting my confession, but now she repented. She also thanked me for the positive impact I had on her life and even more so for bringing her back to Zhao. She said that her boyfriend's surname happened to be Zhao ...... "Speaking of this, Zhang Danqing was so depressed that her face turned blue.