Gao Yun was stunned for a moment, and then swallowed a mouthful of saliva:

"Boss...... You've just swallowed the North Island, and you're going to keep challenging the Death Knight.

Do you want to swallow the whole Alcatraz Prison? ”

Chen Mo said noncommittally:

"It's just a heller's prison.

Swallow and swallow, is there anything you can't do? ”

When Zhou Afa and Ke Duo heard this, their hearts were shocked!

At the same time, with a gaze that has never been seen before, Chen Mo is re-examined.

It's as if they never really knew this man.

He's so mysterious!

What he did was too shocking!

In the eyes of Zhou Afa and Ke Duo, unattainable people, in Chen Mo's eyes, are just ants.

What seemed impossible to them, it seemed that he could do it at his fingertips.

……

……

At night.

After Gao Yun helped Chen Mo sign up for the Death Speed Contest on the East Island.

The whole Alcatraz Prison was boiling!!

Everyone knows that Chen Mo has just defeated the Demon Tiger, won Huangquan again, and unified the north and south islands.

Now it's even non-stop, and I'm going to challenge the Death Knight again!

This is the rhythm of Sima Zhao's heart, which everyone knows!!

But the one-eyed shark had a gloomy expression and held a glass of human blood, and said coldly:

"Chen Vala!

Your ambitions are too great!

Do you think the Death Race will be as safe as gambling in the North Island?

Since you want to play, then Lao Tzu will play with you to the end!!

Jack, go tell the Death Knight to mount all the weapons in the warehouse on his precious chariot! ”

Meanwhile.

Bite!

"System prompt: The host is about to meet the conditions of the Open Systems Marketplace.

Please continue to live broadcast to obtain faith energy and open the system store faster. ”

System Mall?

Chen Mo's heart moved.

This thing sounds like a good thing!

In the past, the system took the initiative to issue tasks or reward things to oneself.

The only thing you can choose is the skill upgrade you have already obtained.

The energy of faith has no other use at all.

If the system store is opened, does it mean that you can exchange the faith energy for the items or skills you need?

"No matter, let's start broadcasting first!"

Chen Mo turned on the computer and started tonight's daily live broadcast.

"Hello everyone!

Recently, do you feel that the popularity of eating chicken has also begun to decline?

What after tomorrow, the fifth personality, QQ Speed, will get tired of playing for a while.

Accompany you to the end, or is it this stupid beep king who makes you angry to the point that your lungs explode and doubt the glory of life? ”

"Hahahaha, the truth of the king is hung!"

"Yes, after changing so many mobile games, I finally got back the glory of kings."

"Don't say it's after tomorrow, a b!! of garbage"

"Penguins are money, you are Dad!

NetEase is charging money, you are still a son! ”

"Now the environment is really bad, my teammates don't cooperate at all, I want to die in the weather!"

Chen Mo continued:

"It's going to be the S14 season around January.

Recently, the hanging king has seen a lot of new heroes in the experience server.

Including the upcoming Li Xin and Shangguan Wan'er.

It seems that before the end of the year, there is hope to launch the hero of Zhu Bajie!

Okay, don't talk nonsense, the old rules, the first few paragraphs of the live broadcast warmed up! ”

"There is a cute little white rabbit in the forest, the big bad wolf coveted it for a long time, one day he came to the little white rabbit to drink, the little white rabbit who had never drunk wine went, the big bad wolf took advantage of the little white rabbit drunk and snapped...

Two days later, the big bad wolf thought about it again, so he went to the little white rabbit to drink, and the little white rabbit refused to drink this time, saying: Damn, don't drink it, it hurts after drinking. ”

"Poof......

"That's a little bit more informative!"

"I never thought that this rabbit is still a male!"

"There is, little dirty section!! The little dirty paragraph I want to hear the most!! ”

"Hahahaha......"

"Hang Wang, I haven't broadcast live for so many days, I must compensate us for a few more jokes!"

"That's it!"

Chen Mo continued:

"There is a student named Lin Kun, his handwriting is particularly ugly, and every word is written very openly.

At the beginning of the new semester, the new class teacher asked: Which student in our class is called Mu Stick?

Kobayashi thought, writing horizontally is too open, why don't I write vertically?

The new math teacher was shocked when he called the name - why did there still have such a strange name in our class called Lin Yuebi? ”

Nima!! My name is Kun! ”

"Brother Bibi upstairs, lying down!"

"It's a very new name!"

Chen Mo smiled and said:

"I'm used to hearing short jokes, let's have a longer one!

This joke, it's said to be a joke, but it's actually a real story.

What I saw when I watched the news before, I added a little bit of artistic ingredients to it, and I made some creations and adapted them into jokes.

Listen, let's be a happy person! ”

"As for this story, I will tell you from a first-person perspective, please listen carefully!"

"Yesterday, I received the news that the second uncle was critically ill, and I remembered the agreement many years ago, so I decisively drove home to see him.

It all started with a dog, when I was young, and I had a little at home.

The children in the countryside had nothing to play with when they were young, and the dog accompanied me through several springs, autumns and autumns.

Get along day and night, get along with each other, and establish a deep relationship.

Hunt pheasants together, chase hares together, wander together in the picturesque sea of rape flowers, run and play together in the sunset like duck egg yolk......"

"The free-range childhood was lonely, my parents harvested wheat and cut rice, and guarded the long handle tractor to press the grain for nights, and this dog accompanied me to sleep dirty.

Later, the dog became pregnant, and my friends said that I slept with the dog every day, and it was probably the dog's father.

At the time, I naively thought that I was the dog dad. ”

That's it.

The audience saw a scene that looked like a 3D movie.

They saw a dirty rural child, holding a pregnant little, and calling his wife stupidly.

It's fun for them!

"Hahaha, it's okay to hang the king!"

"Innocent! How do you know that the king is not a dog father? ”

"Yes, with the character of King Hang, who is so sick, maybe ......"

"Daddy Dog...... It's terrifying!! I didn't even let go of the! ”

"Hang Wang, let's say, this is your own story, you deliberately said that you watched the news, right?"

All the audience ridiculed Chen Molai.

Chen Mo continued with a smile:

"The joy of being a father didn't last long.

An accident struck suddenly.

A few days after the female dog gave birth, she was bitten by another dog.

On the third day after giving birth to a litter of cubs, they stopped breathing.

Although my friends say that the puppy looks like me, the joy of having a child at a young age is far less than the pain of losing a wife in childhood.

This has also become a sad memory that I will not get rid of for decades. ”

"Hahaha...... He had a son at an early age and lost his wife in childhood...... Hang Wang, you are so talented! ”

"This little dog is not a loss! Let the king remember for decades! ”

"What about the back? I want to listen to the follow-up! ”

"That's right! Keep talking! ”

Chen Mo continued:

"How small my suspected flesh and bones are!

Suck on the dog's milk in vain, but it's long since dried up.

Relatives and friends stormed up the puppy and rushed home when I got the news.

With tears in his eyes, he chased three miles and only grabbed the last one.

My dearest son, there is only one left!!

I swear I must protect him, no matter what it takes! ”

However, the puppies were too weak to open their eyes, and the porridge they were fed was not nutritious, and the hungry ones howled all night.

I'm so anxious!

The dog son is hungry like this, I'm incompetent as a father!

So I was anxious to discuss with my friends, everyone boiled eggs or something, and some even brought bones.

However, the puppy was too small, so he twisted his head to the side when he heard it.

Erfat said that he must be fed, otherwise he will not survive!

But where to get milk?

There were also mothers in the village, but the standard of living was poor at that time.

Milk is only enough to feed their own children, who wants to feed milk to a dog! ”

"But for the sake of my dog son, I licked my face and went to my cousin-in-law to beg for a long time, and I almost squeezed it myself, so I barely begged a little!"

The live broadcast room began to complain again.

"The hanging king has true love for the dog's son!"

"My sister-in-law was afraid that you would really squeeze it, so I gave it!"

"Hey, poor cousin-in-law, if it were me, I might just go straight to my mouth and suck it."

"Upstairs is a beast, the identification is complete!"

Chen Mo took a sip of vodka and continued:

Sure enough, I fed it with my brother's old bottle.

The puppy sucked the old incense!

So much so that the corners of the mouth drooped white milk.

We all squatted on the ground and looked at it with our mouths long, and to be honest, we were happier than we had eaten. ”

"Pull it down! If you do eat your cousin's milk, I guess you'll be happier than a puppy! ”

"Upstairs, please don't use your filthy psychology to figure out the hanging king! The king can only be happy for three days without sleeping! ”

"A bunch of crazy guys! Why did you think about your cousin-in-law! ”

Chen Mo:

"But where do you go to get the milk next?

When we have enmity, we talk about it.

The second fat, who has seen the big world, spoke again:

The man actually has milk, I peeked at the second brother squeezed in the toilet, and it was the same color as this.

I've learned to squeeze it, but mine is too small to squeeze out.

I asked the second brother, and the second brother said that you have to grow up to have milk! ”

"I thought, I'm a lot fatter.

Maybe there's milk!

At that time, it was like seeing a ray of light in the boundless night.

After I sent them away under the pretext, I started to take off my big pants.

Then I stuffed the bird into my dog's son's mouth, hoping that he would drink milk and live. ”

"It's a pity, my dog son, his teeth don't grow, but I'm not afraid to bite me off.

But when I take a bite, it's still crispy.

Shaking his head, his teeth and the slightest coolness endured.

In the end, I was so swollen that I didn't see my milk come out! ”

(ps: This is a super long chapter of two chapters in one, and I'm too lazy to disassemble and develop!) Today's fourth watch is over! I'm going to sleep!! ）

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