Chapter 935: Poor Second Uncle
Speaking of this, all the sailors laughed and couldn't close their legs!
"Nima, it turns out that the man is there for milk! It's up! β
"Little bird, you're ripe, it's time to milk yourself!"
"I have milk too! Does anyone want to drink it? Gratuitous! β
"Big brother upstairs, do you think I can do it? A black man, would you like it? β
"Poof...... The buddy above gaygay, so scary! β
"Hahahaha......"
Chen Mo took a sip of water and continued:
"The matter of feeding the puppies with their own milk had to be stopped.
Based on my experience of studying rural women at that time, I thought about it and summarized the reasons.
I think the first time should be to promote lactation.
As we all know, the best ingredients for lactation are pork trotters or crucian carp stewed soup.
Poverty is just one word, I have said it more than once.
Don't think about pig's trotters.
And crucian carp.
There are a lot of fish ponds in my second uncle! β
"I picked up the puppy decisively. Pick up a fishing rod and go stealing.
It was early afternoon, and I slipped into the fish pond by the bamboo forest.
As soon as he got off the hook, he saw the second master come back drunk.
The door of his house was facing the fish pond, and he saw him fall in the door with a clatter, and he did not move. β
"The second uncle is very handsome, and when he was young, he picked and choose, resulting in never marrying a single man in his life.
I hurried to help him.
He gets drunk every day, and sleeps wherever he gets drunk.
I'm so small I can't even drag him.
In a hurry, my dog son barked hungry again.
So, I had a bold idea all of a sudden.
Think about crucian carp soup is still too slow to promote milk.
The second uncle is in his forties, and he must have a lot of milk! β
When it comes to this.
In front of all the sailors, it was as if they were there, and a picture appeared.
A dirty, runny child, doting on a hungry baby dog who can't open his eyes.
The thief looked at a strong man in his forties who was drunk and fell asleep on the ground.
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"This thought is too much for Nima to be sick!"
"Well, the second uncle has been single for so many years, and the milk must be enough!"
"Hahahaha, when the second uncle met such an unlucky child as you when he was a child, it was really black smoke from his ancestors."
"Quick!! Go on!!! I seem to see that the puppy is already approaching the second uncle! β
"yes, I saw it too!"
"It's amazing! It's like watching a movie! β
Chen Mo continued:
"Seeing that there was no one left and right, I was ruthless.
He pulled off the second uncle's big pants and put the puppy on his words......"
A word came out.
All the people who were watching the live broadcast saw a picture of a puppy lying under the second uncle, Ke Jin was there, and Ke Jin was there.
The brows on the second uncle's face furrowed.
There was also a hint of redness.
It seems a little uncomfortable, but it seems to be a little enjoyable.
This is fun for the sailors!
Not only can't I close my legs, but my legs are about to split with laughter!
Nima!!! Do you want to laugh at me so that I can help me pay off the Huabei bill for Double 11? β
"The dog son is so powerful! That little mouth! β
"Poor second uncle, in his forties, he was a single, but he didn't expect to dedicate it to a baby dog for the first time."
"What's the matter with this ridiculous, distressing feeling?"
"The second uncle is going to be milked!"
Chen Mo continued:
"Sure enough, adults are different, and they will be milked in a few clicks.
Seeing that the second uncle was trembling and trembling, it looked like he was going crazy.
I was scared that something would happen.
After feeding for a while, I ran away with the puppy in my arms.
When I got home, I fed it some rice soup, put it in my brother's cradle, and hummed my second brother to shake it and fell asleep.
This barely survived the first day. β
"At noon the next day, I took the puppy and went to the door of the second uncle.
Want to see if he's drunk.
From afar, I saw him pouring white wine from a large leather pot into a bowl.
A plate of dried fish with no oil or water on the table.
At that time, the countryside was poor, and most of our food depended on eating wild fish, shrimp, loaches, and yellow eels to survive.
When I smell it, I want to leave. The second uncle also shaved that day.
The skull is shaved like a bald old man.
For the first time, I changed into clean clothes and pants, and I was already seen.
He also smiled and beckoned to me: Come here, come here! β
Barrage:
"Second uncle, don't invite him over!! He's a demon!! The demon that sucks your essence !! β
"Let go of that second master!!"
"Poor second uncle, he actually said hello to the culprit!"
"No, I'm laughing so hard that Mimi hurts."
Chen Mo:
I sat down nervously, and he took a sip and asked:
Were you here yesterday? Is the widow of the king from the east end of the village here?
Seeing that my head was shaking like a rattle, he frowned and said to himself:
Who is that......
Lift my pants up......
It's not good for people to see it......"
I hurried away, peeking out.
Sure enough, this tasteless old man drank too much again, and fell asleep again with his head on the table.
Don't miss the opportunity!!
I sneaked over and hammered it a few times, but the second uncle didn't wake up.
Breastfeeding matters!
I decisively pushed the second master down!
On the dog son!!
However, not for a while.
I looked at my dog son who was milking out after a few clicks, and a sense of fatherly love rose in my heart. β
Barrage:
"The second master is too miserable!!"
"Don't say it, this little dog is quite cute."
"That picture is so beautiful that I don't dare to look at it!"
Chen Mo:
"This time, my brother learned to be smart, and when he left, he put the second uncle's pants neatly on.
For half a month, except that he occasionally deliberately didn't get drunk and pretended to be asleep.
I probably wanted to see if it was a dream or a reality.
But he didn't snore, so he couldn't fool me, so he didn't go in, and it was like this every day after that.
Holding my beloved dog son, I came to the second uncle to breastfeed. β
As a result, although the second uncle began to slowly become haggard, until his thin upper lip could no longer cover his teeth.
But he believed that he was the reincarnation of Dong Yong, and the fairy of heaven came to have a tryst with him in his dreams every day.
That's what I heard him say when he was chatting with another bachelor.
For this reason, the second uncle gets drunk on time every day, as if he is expecting something.
The door is never closed during the nap, which just gives me the opportunity to go to his house on time and let my dog son drink. β
But the second uncle's body is a mess.
His eyes were withered, he sweated without wind, and his sweat flowed down his head.
Usually can pick two hundred pounds of fertilizer walking like flying, now pick seventy or eighty pounds, vomiting dung are pressed forward and backward, three steps on the left, the same as twisting Yangge. β
Barrage:
"Poofhahahaha......"
"The naΓ―ve second uncle, the poor second uncle!"
"Don't say it, the second uncle's imagination is really rich."
"It's okay to get drunk on time every day! That's a terrible operation! is worthy of being the second uncle! β
"Hahaha, I saw the picture of the second uncle being as thin as skinny! I'm laughing to death! β
(End of chapter)