Chapter 151: Standing Exercises
At the Normal University, there is a habit of going to work, even on weekends. However, because the school's running tracks, including roads, are too narrow and too few to meet the needs of so many students, I don't know what year it took to change the running drill to the standing exercise. But the purpose of the school is still achievable, which is to prohibit freshmen and sophomores from sleeping lazy.
However, due to the limited space of the playground and the expansion of the school year after year, the open space in front of and behind the teaching building, office building, laboratory building, and even the open space between the flower beds on the road of the school has become the location of the station exercise. But even so, there is not enough open space in the school. Therefore, the school stipulates that in line with the principle of people-oriented and strict requirements for new students, international students do not need to stand and exercise, graduate students do not need to stand and exercise, senior students do not need to stand and exercise, and junior students do not need to stand and exercise after fighting to the death, so the freshman and sophomore students have become victims of school rules and discipline, and they need to go to the playground every morning to stand and exercise.
Zhao Weiyang and others were taken care of because they were the last class of the Chinese language and literature major, and the place of the exercise was close to the gate, and after getting up at 6 o'clock every morning, they needed to walk nearly 2,000 meters to an open space between a flower bed to stand and exercise.
At the university, student activities are often the responsibility of the student union. However, the cadres of the student union are also human beings, and they are also tired and like to sleep lazy. Therefore, there are all kinds of strange conditions that do not need to stand and exercise, such as no need to stand when it rains, no need to stand and exercise when it is about to rain, and no need to stand and exercise if it is likely to rain. As more and more of these conditions occur, the number of days per week that you need to stand and exercise becomes less and less. Often at the beginning of each week, the day of standing exercise is determined. On those days that have been determined in advance not to meet the conditions for standing exercises, everyone can sleep lazily with peace of mind. In this matter, it is a rare place for student union officials and ordinary students to agree.
The school's young counselors are also new from their school days, and most of them turn a blind eye to this. However, it is difficult to ensure that there are some leaders in the school who are psychologically unbalanced, distorted, or suffering from menopausal syndrome, and one day suddenly have a nervous breakdown and can't sleep, they will go to check the student's standing exercise. At this time, students need to surprise to stand and exercise.
Undoubtedly, this is the case today.
Absenteeism on weekdays, although there is a punishment, but the deterrent effect is not strong, and everyone mostly goes because they sell face to the cadres. However, on the days when the teacher raided the exercise, once the teacher was absent from the exercise, the plot was a serious crime and he would be severely punished.
Although Su Yu was very tired, as a student union cadre, he was still more conscious, and he was the first to get up and say, "Brothers, get up." Today, the dean went to check it out in person! ”
There was no response in the dormitory.
"Dangdang!" Su Yu knocked on the white iron table in the middle of the dormitory and shouted again, but everyone still didn't respond.
Su Yu had no choice but to lift the quilt. Except for Fang Xin and Zhao Dayue, who were still in a weak state, the rest of the people were pulled up.
The small and chaotic dormitory finally moved, and then the sound of "ping pong" was endless. A few people swayed, wore the wrong clothes, shouted that their shoes had been taken away by mice, their socks were missing, and their belts were hanging on the lamps.
"Dang!" The sound of wine bottles colliding, the sound of books falling to the ground, "Ah! "Whose pig's feet were trampled and screamed.
Zhang Danqing was the most tired because he had been carrying Fang Xin on his back last night, and after being pulled up by Su Yu, he lay on the bed again, put the quilt on his head, and muttered: "Hey! Not again! What a pain! At this time, the dormitory is like a market, which really makes me unbearable. ”
Zhang Danqing seemed to have made up his mind: "I decided, I won't today!" ”
The door opened, and there was silence in the dormitory, and after a while there was a commotion again.
Su Yu shouted in a low voice: "Boss! Get up! Before he could finish the word "bed", he closed his mouth. Zhang Danqing probably didn't want to get up, so he was resolute and said, "Go ahead!" I don't want to go today. After speaking, Zhang Danqing's snoring started.
A hand stretched out touched Zhang Danqing's head, and Zhang Danqing said in a daze: "Didn't I say it?" Go ahead! I'm not going to today! The hand still slapped Zhang Danqing's head.
Zhang Danqing was a little angry and said, "Su Yu! Don't be noisy, okay? If you mess with me again, I'll jump out of bed and 'kill' you. ”
But the hand did not heed the advice and touched him again. Zhang Danqing was extremely angry, lifted the quilt, grabbed the hand, and shouted: "I found out, you kid is looking for a ...... to beat" Before he finished speaking, Zhang Danqing, who had just opened his eyes, was startled and sat motionless on the bed. It turned out that the counselor came.
The counselor is very young, he is the president of the student council who just graduated last year, and he stays on to teach, so he often encounters this situation and can understand the students. Therefore, he didn't embarrass Zhang Danqing, but just said, "You can get up, right?" ”
Zhang Danqing immediately sat up straight, grabbed his clothes and pants and put them on, jumped out of bed and said, "Teacher Zhang, are you here?" Why don't you give a notice? Otherwise I would have gotten up long ago. In his haste, he put on a slipper and a leather shoe from the ground.
The counselor looked at his anxious appearance and said with a smile: "The pants are worn backwards, and the shoes are worn wrong." Zhang Danqing saw that it was really, and his old face couldn't help but turn red, and he immediately put it on again.
The counselor said, "Be careful. At the beginning, the boss of our dormitory was much more stable than you. ”
When everyone heard this, they all laughed and expressed surprise: "Really? ”
The counselor said, "yes." Our counsellor came in and he continued to sleep. Just like Fang Xin and Zhao Dayue. After saying that, everyone couldn't help laughing.
Everyone casually grabbed towels, cups, and basins and walked out the door, often bumping into those who had just gone out and washed their faces. The counselor looked at everyone, as if he had returned to his student days, smiled faintly, and went to another floor.
Zhang Danqing washed his face with cold water, and finally felt a little more energetic. At this time, Zhang Cheng came to the side and slapped Zhang Danqing's shoulder sharply, startling Zhang Danqing. Zhang Danqing's mouthful of toothpaste foam was all sprayed on Zhang Cheng's body.
Zhang Cheng was not angry but happy, and said: "I save laundry detergent by washing clothes at night." By the way, I heard that you were grabbed by the counselor just now. What do you think? The counselor didn't abuse you. ”
Zhang Danqing smiled: "Why do you want to abuse me?" The counselor said that our dormitory has been doing well and asked us to continue to work hard. By the way, the counselor also praised me for playing basketball. Originally, the counselor wanted to continue chatting with us, but we pushed him to wash up and let him go away. ”
Zhang Cheng naturally didn't believe it, and said, "You just blow it." By the way, I heard that you had a big gamble with the 618 dormitory yesterday, and you won a noon meal and ate in Taoli Garden. Some say you see three stunning beauties with you. Tell me, what do those three beauties look like? Do you have a phone number? Tell me about it! ”
Zhang Danqing sprayed the water in his mouth into the pool and said, "Look at your virtue." I won't tell you if I know. I forgot your phone number if you didn't tell me. Did you look at the number I copied at the bedside last time? Have you ever made a harassing call from the number inside? ”
Zhang Cheng hurriedly explained: "I was wronged! I did flip through your phone book, and I just took it. But according to those phone numbers, the other party was not fooled at all, and scolded me. ”
Zhang Danqing said: "Spare you kid once!" But I was proud in my heart, "How many times have I called these numbers, those girls have a strong ability to resist harassment, you kid is still a fledgling in the field of harassing calls, and he lacks experience!" ”
(End of chapter)