Chapter 150: The Consequences of Misidentifying the Cup
The waiting time was really difficult, and several people, except for Fang Xin, felt thirsty and looked for water to drink everywhere.
Zhao Weiyang hurriedly stopped it, for fear that someone would drink cold water and make Fang Xin look like Fang Xin.
Fang Xin was relaxed now, and said, "It's even worse if you don't let them drink." Many people were unable to drink water after drinking, died of thirst, or burned to death by alcohol! ”
Just then, a nurse came in the distance, pushing a cart, into a room, and then left, and the door of the room was not closed.
Zhao Dayue sneaked in and found that in addition to medicines, only a transparent cup was placed on the table.
Zhao Dayue opened the cup, smelled a strange smell, and thought: Huh? Why does this smell a little weird? This is probably a new kind of tea!
"Squeak" one by one, there was a knock on the door in the distance. Zhao Dayue thought to himself: No! Act fast. Zhao Dayue picked up the cup very quickly, drank it all, and burped. At this moment, there were footsteps outside the door, and he did not have time to put the cup down, so he had to hide it in his clothes, but he pretended to go through the wrong door and slipped out.
The nurse was surprised to see that there were fewer cups on the table and asked, "You took a cup?" ”
Zhao Dayue's face did not change, his heart did not beat, and he did not admit it when he died, saying: "No, no, no!" Just now a child took it and seemed to have taken a sip. ”
The nurse said, "Huh? Drink! Which family home is this? ”
Zhao Dayue took the opportunity to ask: "That's right! Any questions? ”
The nurse said, "That's pee!" ”
In an instant, Zhao Dayue felt like a river and a sea in his stomach, and he wanted to vomit! Zhao Dayue hurriedly ran to the toilet, but he couldn't spit it out anyway, and there were still "urea molecules" left in his mouth, which didn't feel good at all!
When he came out of the toilet and just walked to the corner, Zhao Dayue collided with the nurse. The cup on his body fell from his body, and there was a "dang" sound. When the nurse saw this, she couldn't help but laugh.
It didn't matter if the nurse smiled, Zhao Dayue ran to the toilet and vomited wildly. This time, the effect was better, and Zhao Dayue vomited out H2O, NH4+, urea molecules, proteins, fatty acids, glucose molecules, fructose molecules, gastric acid, etc.
A person stood by the water pipe and rinsed his mouth for half an hour before Zhao Dayue walked out with a tired face.
Everyone looked and saw that it was time to go to the test sheet, so they went to the young doctor.
Fang Xin hugged her stomach and said painfully, "Doctor, has my test sheet come out?" ”
The doctor said, "Oh! I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! You have a lot of urine. But I don't know who is interested in your urine, not only drank it, but also took the cup away. ”
Fang Xin kept holding her stomach and waiting, she didn't know what happened to Zhao Dayue, and she couldn't help but be a little angry: "I have an uncomfortable stomach, you let me take a urine test." I gave you so much, and you lost it all for me! What do you say? ”
The young doctor hurriedly explained, "That's true, or you ask the nurse." ”
At this time, the nurse also walked in and explained, "I'm sorry, I really got taken by someone else." That person still came with you, what is Dayue, and he is in the corridor outside. ”
"Is it Zhao Dayue? It's him! No wonder he looked weird just now. Su Yu said.
"Let's go out and pretend you don't know. Save some face for him. Zhang Danqing said.
Everyone nodded in agreement, but couldn't help but snicker.
"So what should I do?" Fang Xin asked.
"Please pee again, you won't lose it this time." Said the young doctor.
"You think you can pee if you want to? I peed too much just now, and I don't have it in my stomach now. Fang Xin said.
"Then you can drink some water." The nurse said.
"Then you're going to get rid of my lab fee. Otherwise, I'll come to the hospital tomorrow to report that you lost my urine. Fang Xin took the opportunity to threaten.
"This ...... The hospital's money is not something we can do if we say it's free......" said the intern.
"Good! You don't give it away. By the way, boss, you come here a lot, is this doctor new to the internship? Fang Xin asked Zhang Danqing.
Zhang Danqing nodded.
"If the patient's laboratory items are lost during the internship, if this item is written into the file, can the internship be passed?" Fang Xin seemed to be talking to himself, but in fact, his face said, "If you don't give me money, I'll shake out your business tomorrow."
The young doctor was probably most afraid of this, and hurriedly said, "Excuse me, excuse me." ”
Everyone walked out of the room and came to the corridor, and saw Zhao Dayue sitting there with a pale face, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.
Fang Xin drank water in front of the water dispenser for a long time and shouted, "There is, there is." He picked up his cup and ran to the toilet. This time, Fang Xin knew that she had urinated a lot last time, and she only urinated half a cup, and all the rest went into the urinal. As soon as he walked to the door, the door was suddenly pushed open violently, and it happened to hit Fang Xin again, and half a cup of urine was poured on Fang Xin's body.
"Who doesn't walk with long eyes?" Fang Xin was furious.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Fang Xin was very familiar when he heard the voice, and when he saw it, it turned out to be Zhao Dayue again. Zhao Dayue looked at Fang Xin's urine, it was not to help him tidy up, nor was it to tidy it up, he didn't know what to do, so he hurriedly said, "I have an uncomfortable stomach and am in a hurry to go to the toilet." ”
Fang Xin thought that Zhao Dayue actually drank a cup of urine from himself, and he felt that he couldn't stand Zhao Dayue, not to mention that the people in the dormitory all came to the hospital because of him, so he hurriedly said, "You go quickly." ”
Fang Xin took off his clothes, but he really couldn't drink the water, so he could only go to the toilet and squeeze a few drops and reluctantly hand it over.
It was tossed until twelve o'clock at night that Fang Xin's test results came out. The young doctor gave Fang Xin some salt water and prescribed some medicine. Maybe it was because he drank too much water, and his stomach was used to it, and he didn't take medicine when he went back, Fang Xin didn't even feel that his stomach hurt, but he was sore and weak, and he couldn't walk.
Zhang Danqing returned to the dormitory with Fang Xin on his back as if he had come. Zhao Dayue followed with his stomach covered, retching from time to time.
Back in the dormitory, everyone was exhausted. Fang Xin's eyes were red, and he was very grateful to everyone: "Brothers, I won't say much else. Where I can be used in the future, I will not back down. ”
Zhang Danqing helped Fang Xin cover the quilt and said, "Don't talk so much nonsense, hurry up and go to sleep." ”
Su Yu was a little unsatisfied, and said, "It's a pity that Zhang Meiyan is not here when I go to Xiaoxitian this time." ”
Chen Jianke asked: "Is that the 'cold beauty'?" Don't think about it, it's no fun for you to think about it. ”
Zhao Weiyang couldn't help but admire, at this time they were still thinking about this. But this is also normal, young people with strong blood, it is normal to talk about women anytime and anywhere.
Zhao Weiyang also couldn't go to the Internet café, but fortunately, before going to the hospital, he opened the window of the dormitory, the smell of alcohol dissipated a lot, and he was barely able to sleep, so he added: "Remember, there is boiling water in the jar on the table, and cold water in the bucket on the ground." Well, none of you wash your faces, so I'll just take the cold water out! ”
After tossing in the middle of the night, the eight people in dormitory 608 all felt exhausted. After lying down in the second half of the night, there was no sleeper meeting, and there was no snoring sound when I didn't wash up.
The experience of Zhao Weiyang and others is that people often sleep more comfortably when they are tired, and they are often prone to dreams when they sleep more comfortably, especially when they have beautiful dreams, and they like to stay in bed when they have beautiful dreams.
Just when Zhao Weiyang dreamed of some beautiful pictures, he heard a voice outside the dream.
"Get up! I'm going to today! I don't know which "lonely ghost" screamed. Most of the dormitories were moving, and the "broken" radio outside sang the voice of a duck. The slackers half-opened their eyes and said angrily, "Hey! It's not dawn yet! I'm so tired when I get up again! ”
(End of chapter)