Chapter 391, emmmmm manual funny
I didn't expect this kid to be so easy to deceive.
Of course, please don't think too much about it, this is for his growth, how can children see those things, this kind of things are of course borne by us adults.
So bear child, you have to remember that your eldest brother is always for your good.
Subsequently, Han Qianye closed his hearing to the two of them, the voice of them singing was really miserable, have you forgotten that when the two dogs were singing in mid-air, they were hit by an aunt and a slipper?
That's why I can't mention why I can't listen to the two of them sing, because I want to live two more years.
The whole day went by like that.
During this period, Han Qianye also took out a lot of delicious things.
After all, he didn't have any supermarkets selling things at this time.
Even if there are things that can't be bought with money.
Money doesn't play a particularly big role at this time.
After all, this war is not a fight between countries, but a battle with alien civilizations.
God knows what will replace money one day.
The bear child hadn't seen potato chips for so many days, and after seeing them, his eyes were as big as Niu Gaowan.
I don't know what happened to the bear child's parents.
It may be that he has been playing in a room and has forgotten his existence.
I stayed here all night in the cold and didn't go back.
The devil knows how he and the two dogs spent this long time.
The next morning, you got up early in the cold night and woke up the two dogs lying in the living room.
"Dead dog, you still have to sleep in the morning, don't you?"
The second dog scratched the dog hair on his body: "This is not nonsense, the plan of the day lies in the morning, if you get up fifteen minutes early every morning, you will have more than ninety hours more than others in a year, so much time, no matter what you do, you will experience more than the same people as you." ”
Han Qianye clasped his hands around and wanted to see what tricks the second dog was going to play: "Then tell me about these more than 90 hours, what are you going to do?" ”
"Of course it's doing what you like." The second dog basked in the sun and said lazily.
"And what do you like to do?"
"Lie in bed."
“..........”
Han Qianye Zheng'er was speechless: "If you have fifteen minutes a day, then how long and more than ten hours a year will you have to talk about my sister, these four songs and five are 100 years, think about what kind of young lady you can't find in these 100 years." ”
The second dog was excited when he heard it, it was the same as it was, and they all came to the spirit all of a sudden.
But that rounding equals 100 years, who knows what he said.
Since the dog hair on the second dog was cut, he was wearing a small dress at this time.
"Ahem, next time I think we should go out now, why sleep for a long time when it happens." The second dog looked emotional and satisfied, as if what he said was true.
"Uh-huh, I think what you said makes a lot of sense, aren't you going to sleep? Now I'll put you to rest. ”
"Uh-huh?" Ergouzi nodded without thinking about it just now, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt that something was wrong.
it! Isn't this going to send me to the west of the sky?
"Calm down, young man, don't be impatient, I was like this when I was your age, and then I had a car accident."
"I'm not afraid, even if the aircraft carrier hits me, I'll be fine."
"But what if there's one of those girls crying and screaming in front of you?"
"Whack to death."
"Oh, I know, if there is a girl next to you in the future, I will tell you this as it is."
", big brother, don't!"
Han Qianye was asking Ergouzi not to do this, but he used his brain to think about how to talk about the topic.
All of a sudden, I was in a passive situation.
Han Qianye's movements stopped, looking at the triumphant, victorious Ergouzi.
In an instant, a slap was slapped into its face.
"Whew!"
"I'm going to be an astronaut, grandparents are happy, give me the big mouth I love to eat."
Another slap in the face.
"Whew!"
In this way, the second dog wailed for a few minutes, and the bear child woke up.
Han Qianye saw that he was awake, so he stopped the movements of his hands.
This is really not allowed to be seen by this baby, lest his tall and heroic image in his heart collapse.
Han Qianye looked at this child with a blue nose and swollen face, who had never felt better: "Why did you wake up so early?" ”
The bear child yawned and said, "No, no way, I'm used to waking up at this time, my parents are screaming in the room at this time of day, so I can't sleep." ”
Ergouzi and Han Qianye looked at each other and smiled: "Shhhhh ”
"Okay, you better go home obediently, I'm leaving today, remember not to walk around on the pick-up, where is very dangerous, maybe a bomb in the sky will fall and you will die." Han Qianye said to this baby earnestly, after all, he is still a child, although he is a little skinny, but for a long time, this baby has relieved his boredom.
Oh, by the way, and of course his parents, if it weren't for his parents, how could this kid be able to relieve me?
"What! Brother Ye, you're leaving again, how long have you been back? "After talking for a long time, I will pay attention to the bear child, or not in danger, is the child really not afraid of heaven and earth?
Han Qianye thought about it, and at this time, he shouldn't tell him well: "I think you have learned a truth since you were a child, that is, people will always be separated, besides, I can't be with you for a long time, even your parents can't be with you for a lifetime, and I have more important things to do, which is related to the safety of the earth." ”
"The safety of the earth ....." The bear child looked thoughtful, and suddenly seemed to be enlightened: "Could it be that Brother Night is superman?!" The kind of red panties you have to wear outside! ”
“........”
"Who told you I was Superman, who told you I was wearing red panties?"
Seeing Han Qianye's unhappy appearance, the bear child immediately changed his words: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I said it wrong." ”
"We're obviously wearing white underwear."
Bear Child: "......."
Two dogs: "........."
"Okay, having said so much, I just want to tell you that safety is the priority, if there is an army that wants to take you to other places, you can directly report my name, at least you will be treated better than others."
You are indeed like this, and everything was scarce during the war years, so the treatment of the citizens who discussed them would not be much higher.
After all, even the soldiers in the army themselves may not have enough to eat.
The fighting continued, many of the granaries were bombarded by shells, and most of the crops in the fields were destroyed.
Transportation and information don't get any better for a while, and now is the most difficult time.
"Okay, you can do it yourself, let's go first, maybe we won't see each other again."
After speaking, Han Qianye grabbed the two dogs and left with a teleportation.