Chapter 390, Awesome
ps: I'm back, the author was taken away from his phone a few days ago, and he was really uncomfortable.
The model machine couldn't fool the teacher, so I bought a mobile phone at a high price for my own use, which was uncomfortable.
Then today the first shift, tomorrow two shifts, because of school, so the three more difficult to do, get up at six o'clock in the morning, leave school at eleven o'clock in the evening, uncomfortable.
The body begins:
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What Han Qianye couldn't stand the most was that he actually finished watching the advertisement for the O bubble fruit milk.
That's why he wanted to kill Ergozi.
At this time, the bear child downstairs happened to hear the barking of a dog upstairs, and also heard the sound of Han Qianye.
In the room, Han Qianye was frantically slapping the two dogs.
And the bear child outside the door is quietly coming.
I leaned on the door and listened to the sound.
it!
"! Brother Night is really back! ”
Then I couldn't wait to start knocking on the door.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
"Is Brother Night here?"
Han Qianye seemed to hear something and put down the second dog in his hand, and the second dog breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately he didn't fight again.
Because the kick just now almost kicked the second baby of the dog.
"How do I hear this voice, how is it so familiar?" Han Qianye thought about it carefully, and suddenly remembered who it was.
Hurriedly opened the door.
Seeing the bear child downstairs, he said enthusiastically: "Long time no see, boy." ”
The bear child hadn't seen him for a long time, and he spoke incoherently: "Night.... Brother Night, I didn't see you for a long time and I thought you died in this war. ”
Yo he, I'm going to die as soon as I come, I'm afraid you don't know how high and thick the sky is.
"You kid has been getting uglier and uglier lately, and it seems that your parents have educated you very well."
"Yes, my parents were kind to me when you weren't there, and I didn't expect you to remember me."
"Of course I remember, aren't you the perverted old Zhang next door who peeked at Widow Wang taking a bath and was beaten miserably."
Bear Child: "........"
The bear child wondered a little how long it had been, and he didn't remember himself.
"Brother Night, you really don't remember who I am?"
"How can I not remember, aren't you the pervert Lao Zhang next door."
"Damn! You've forgotten the days we had. ”
"What years?"
After many reminders from the bear child, Han Qianye finally knew who he was.
"Oh, I know, I know, you're the bear kid who peeked at your parents, filmed them, and made them a disc for others, and ended up being beaten into a dog?"
The second dog was listless and ready to sleep on the ground, but when he heard this paragraph, he immediately felt energetic again.
"Holy! Awesome! I think you're a good friend of mine. The second dog suddenly ran to the bear child and said.
This frightened the bear child, and a talking dog suddenly appeared.
"Ahhh There are dogs, there are dogs, and this dog is a sperm! ”
Ergouzi: "I bought a watch last year, which is super wear-resistant. ”
"What a dog! The deity is a hellish god and demon dog! ”
"What bullshit, anyway, I only know that you are a dog and can talk, so I know that none of the people who follow Brother Ye are simple."
"Nima! Father! ”
Then the bear child and the second dog began to quarrel constantly.
I don't know what's going on, they quarreled and quarreled and actually got into a bunch of hype, and they became good friends who talked about everything.
"Brother dog, let me tell you, I sing a good song."
Ergouzi was very surprised when he heard it, with a typical husky expression: "I'll go, boy, you really have a relationship with me, I also like to sing, and I sing very well, don't you believe that kid, I believe you know that the gluttonous army invaded Juxia City, I am the player who sings in mid-air to attract firepower." ”
"Even if you bought it, it turned out to be you! Buy it! ”
Ergouzi: "?? ”
"I'm sorry, I don't know why I said this sentence inadvertently, most of it was because I watched that Li's video too much."
"I'm Nima, you're a big man watching that kind of video."
Han Qianye just wanted to say, hehe, after singing last time, I almost killed him.
And is this situation too awesome? I even dare to watch that kind of video.
With such a young child watching this kind of video, you are definitely a new star in the entertainment industry in the future.
Then one by one, the journey of singing began.
Han Qianye wanted to see what the two of them could sing.
Han Qianye's house has microphones, stereos, and other equipment.
A simple tune is enough to start singing.
And then.....
"On the other side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea, there is a group of Smurfs, they kill people and set fires, and they also ...... old woman"
"I almost changed the sheets in one step, and I almost lay in bed and couldn't survive....."
"Once upon a time, there was a magic fairy castle, there was a queen, every demon fairy was bathing, the white rabbit jumped high, it was really wonderful to get bigger and smaller..."
Han Qianye vomited the Coke he had just drunk in it.
Let's not rap the lyrics, just their singing voice, and the way they sing constantly out of tune, are completely comparable to Brother Jiao.
His happy hometown is not called happy at all, his hometown is called biochemical hometown.
is known as Guo Lele's father.
Han Qianye silently stretched out a thumbs up: "You two are, you are losing, I will take the first step and say goodbye." ”
Then Han Qianye turned and left.
Seeing that Han Qianye was leaving, the bear child shouted loudly: "Brother Ye, don't go, the uncle before gave me a few more discs, saying that I can watch them only in the company of adults, I think you should be an adult when you are so old, so can you accompany me to take a look." ”
"Look at your sister!"
How could it be possible to see this kind of spicy-eyed thing in the cold Qianye, and it was all in the street, and if you look up and don't look down, how to face them after seeing this thing, isn't it embarrassing?
The most important thing is that this is a video of her and her husband.
After reading it, the whole person will collapse.
How is it possible to see this thing, no matter what the reason, it is a refusal.
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"! Your dad is so violent! Han Qianye shouted involuntarily.
The bear child looked proud: "Just kidding, you don't look at whose dad it is." ”
"Awesome!"
This made the second dog look red-faced.
He said to the bear child: "I tell you, if your parents are divorced, then I don't believe in money anymore." ”
The bear child doesn't understand what this means, black question mark.
If this matter is known to the bear child's parents, I am afraid that the child will not see the sun of fame.
So whatever the reason, he can't let his parents know.
"I'll tell you, I can't tell your parents about this matter and give me all the good things in the future, I'll help you see if you can see it, because you are still young, and some things are not conducive to your growth, so I have to supervise it well."
This can move the bear child to tears, snot and tears.
"Woo woo woo, Brother Ye, you are so good and still care about my growth, you will be my eldest brother in the future."
"oj8k, remember the appointment."
"Okay."
(End of chapter)