Chapter 82: Sneak In!
In order to retaliate, Tang Seng deliberately cut off the private belongings of the seven fairies, and this comical operation completely made the fairies angry!
"Let's go back and tell the Queen Mother, Bi Ma Wen is too deceitful!"
"Sisters, change your underwear with peach leaves first, and then put it on!"
Swish!
There was something in the skirt before they dared to stand up.
"Sisters, don't worry!"
The eldest sister waved her hand and stopped, "I feel that this matter, it is better not to tell the queen mother." ”
"Why?"
"Yes, Sun Monkey has been bullied to the head!"
"I can't say it, we've all been looked at, it's so embarrassing!"
……
Fairies, you and I are arguing.
"Sisters, do you think, back then, Sun Monkey made a big fuss in the sky, no one could catch it, and Daddy was disgraced, if it was rumored that his daughter was insulted, what kind of face would Daddy have to be the Jade Emperor?"
Ice Blue frowned at the analysis.
This is similar to modern women being harassed and not daring to call the police for the sake of face.
"Just put up with it?"
"Of course not!"
Bing Lan snorted coldly, "It's a lot of time to deal with Sun Monkey, take your time!" ”
"Okay then."
The fairies nodded in agreement.
"Let's quickly pick some peaches and send them to the Queen Mother, remember, no one is allowed to mention the shameful things that happened today!"
Ice Blue reminded.
After they finished picking the peaches, they left the peach orchard.
……
At this time, Tang Seng had not gone far.
The peaches in Pan Taoyuan are really delicious, and Tang Seng feels that it is a pity not to take some away.
Soon, Tang Seng found a storage bag from the system.
Qiankun Bag (1000 experience): can shrink items by 100 times and 1000 times.
"Ding, the redemption is successful!"
"Hey, it's just right to hold peaches, take it back for Sha Seng and Bailongma to taste!"
Tang Seng climbed to the tree again, picked peaches and put them in.
"It's so itchy!"
Whether it is a fairy peach or an ordinary peach, there are peach hairs on it.
It's very uncomfortable to get it on people.
"Where can I find water to wash?"
Tang Seng put away the Qiankun bag and walked back along the peach orchard.
Soon there will be a lush forest, majestic mountains, and deep clear springs in the valleys, which look so sweet that you want to take a sip.
"Well, if only there was a map!"
Tang Seng took a look nearby, the scenery was so beautiful, there was no one.
"No matter, let's take a shower first!"
Seeing the clear pool, Tang Seng threw away his robe, took off his big pants and jumped in.
Thump!
The waterhole suddenly made a big splash.
"Happy!"
Tang Seng took out a few peaches from the Qiankun bag, washed them, clicked and gnawed, and lay down in the water very comfortably.
"Heavenly Court is really a good place to maintain health!"
Tang Seng swam around in the waterhole, this water is very spiritual, after washing, the skin is particularly smooth and comfortable.
It's like soaking in milk.
Maybe because he ate a lot of peaches, Tang Seng was a little anxious to urinate, and he was too lazy to move in the deep pool.
"Hehe, I'll solve it here secretly, no one knows anyway!"
After Tang Seng finished solving it, he immediately came out of the deep pool.
"It's cold!"
As soon as he landed ashore, Tang Seng couldn't help but shudder.
The high place is unbearable, and the temperature of the heavenly court is already low, and I can't help but get goosebumps.
"Just bake it when it's cold!"
Tang Seng took out the silver ticket from the Qiankun bag and manipulated the thunder and lightning technique to ignite it.
The flames were slowly ignited, and Tang Seng did not hesitate to pay attention to the silver tickets, anyway, there were many.
It warms up after a while.
At this moment, there was a sudden sound of footsteps in the distance, Tang Seng has a level 50 plastic strength, and his ear power is much beyond ordinary people.
"Who could it be?"
Tang Seng immediately extinguished the fire and hid in the shadows.
"How's everything going?"
The beautiful woman wearing the purple diamond crown asked softly.
"Ah, isn't she the Queen Mother?"
Tang Seng was taken aback.
Soon, seven fairies appeared in front of the Queen Mother, and they stood quietly with baskets in their hands.
"The peach has been picked."
"What's the matter, this peach is so small, isn't there a big one?"
The Queen Mother looked at the peach and was angry.
"The big peaches are not ripe yet, so there are only small ......"
The eldest sister Binglan has always been very strong, but she didn't dare to say much in front of the queen mother.
"Binglan, how did you do it, sister? Offense against decency! ”
"Mother, daughter doesn't know what!"
Bing Lan wondered.
"Why don't you wear anything in your skirt?"
The queen mother's face sank, her divine sense was powerful, how could she escape her eyes with the ▽ of peach leaves.
"Huh?"
The seven fairies hid their faces and bowed their heads, their faces flushed, and they were very embarrassed.
"We ...... We're here to be cool! ”
Ice Blue replied awkwardly.
At the same time, she now hates Sun Wukong to death, and she can't wait to cramp and peel her skin.
"The bigger it is, the more unpleasant it is, and the bigger it is not as good as the small one!"
The Queen Mother swept through with her divine sense and found that only Xiao Qi was wearing it.
Although Xiao Qi is the youngest, the Queen Mother knows that she is the kindest and has a pure heart.
"Mother, we were wrong!"
The fairies confessed their mistakes.
"That's it, go to Yaochi to get some holy water and prepare it for the banquet."
The Queen Mother gathers with the heavenly immortals every once in a while, and she is idle anyway.
"Mother, may we have a drink?"
The holy water of Yaochi is as calm as a mirror, absorbing the essence of heaven and earth, and it takes a hundred years to condense a drop of holy water.
Although the Seven Fairies were the daughters of the Queen Mother, they had never tasted holy water.
"Hmm."
Seeing her daughters pleading, the Queen Mother nodded.
"Thank you, Mother!"
The Seven Fairies happily ran to the Yao Chi and took the utensils to fetch water.
Tang Seng, who was hiding in the shadows, was shocked.
"It turns out that the place where I pee is Yaochi!"
Tang Seng is still a little proud, Lao Tzu is also a man who has peed in Yaochi!
"Well, it's so sweet!"
The fairies took the utensils and tasted the holy water.
"Don't drink too much, daughters, beware of overnutrition!"
The Queen Mother reminded.
Holy water has been brewed by the essence of heaven and earth, and it is not a mundane thing.
Tang Seng couldn't bear to look at it, and secretly rejoiced in his heart: "Lao Tzu's urine, so delicious?" ”
"No, it's too dangerous here, I'm going to go back to Goku!"
Tang Seng slowly retreated, returned the same way, and went to Pan Taoyuan.
I found that Wukong hadn't come back yet, maybe he was having fun with the little monkey in Huaguo Mountain and forgot the time.
"Wukong is not here, I'll go around casually!"
Tang Seng is full of curiosity about Heavenly Court, he has only seen it in film and television dramas before, and they are all imitations.
Heavenly Court has the advantage that there is a white mist everywhere, which is convenient for concealment.
Tang Seng also couldn't discern the direction, like a headless fly, bumping around.
"Huh, what's the smell?"
Tang Seng is a 50-level plastic Tang Seng with an equally sensitive sense of smell.
It's like someone is boiling Chinese medicine, and the smell is bitter.
Soon, Tang Seng came to a palace and looked up to find that the plaque had three big characters written on it'Doushi Palace'!
", isn't this the palace of Taishang Laojun?"
Tang Seng just had a conflict with Taishang Laojun, and at this time, the other party's black hand was over!
"The smell just now should be coming from the alchemy room."
Tang Seng said in his heart, if you go in and follow some pills or magic weapons, it will be beautiful.
It's a pity that Taishang Laojun is too powerful, so it's better to withdraw first!
"That's not right!"
Tang Seng suddenly stopped and found that the mount at the door was not there.
Taishang Laojun's mount is a green ox, almost inseparable, and he must ride it when he goes out.
"Qingniu is not there, it means that he is not at home, and I am afraid of wool if he is not at home?"
Tang Seng was happy.
Just as the door was open, Tang Seng tiptoed in.