Chapter Eighty-Three: Meet an Acquaintance!
Tang Seng came to the palace, guessed that Taishang Laojun was not at home, and walked in.
Looking for the smell of herbs, I went straight to the alchemy room.
"Why is there no one?"
Tang Seng was very cautious, "Could it be that the people who make alchemists are all invisible, if someone finds out, I will run!" ”
Squeak!
Tang Seng pushed open the door of the alchemy room, and there were seven or eight alchemy furnaces inside, and the fire at the bottom of the furnace was booming, and the hula was steaming.
There were more than ten gourds hanging on the wall, Tang Seng took them off and shook them, and there were a lot of pills in them.
"I don't know if this is an elixir for curing diseases or an elixir for health?"
Tang Seng hesitated, whether to eat or not.
Back then, Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, ate a lot of elixir from Laojun, and Tang Seng was mortal in the flesh, so he didn't dare to follow suit, for fear of side effects.
"Can't come in vain, in addition to the gourd, are there any other treasures?"
Tang Seng wandered around the alchemy room, his eyes sweeping around.
It was at this time that I heard someone walking towards me.
"Oops!"
There is only one door in the alchemy room, and there is no hiding place in the room.
You can't hide in the steaming alchemy furnace, even if you can practice to be sharp-eyed, Tang Seng doesn't dare to take this risk.
Tang Seng leaned on the window and looked at it, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
It's an acquaintance!
Kui Timber Wolf!
A while ago, Tang Seng passed by Baoxiang Country and tied the knot with Princess Baihuashi, and even helped create two children.
After deliberation in the heavenly court, punish Kui Mu Wolf for burning the boiler for Taishang Laojun.
Guanyin is especially gracious and allows the Kui Wood Wolf to go to the Nether once a year and reunite with Baihuashy!
"Today is a good day, everything you want can come true......"
Kui Timber Wolf has his hands in his pockets, humming a song in his mouth, his steps are brisk, and he seems to be in a good mood.
Sou!
Kui Wood Wolf casually took out a pill and threw it into the air.
Answer!
Catch it with your mouth like chewing gum.
Before he entered the room, Tang Seng took the initiative to open the door.
It startled the Kui Timber Wolf a lot.
"Brother Tang?"
Kui Timber Wolf thought he was wrong.
"How do you have the kung fu to come to the heavens?"
Kui Timber Wolf was very excited.
Tang Seng is the stepfather of his two babies, if there is no Tang Seng, there will be no dragon and phoenix fetus.
So, Tang Seng told him about killing the gold and silver horns by mistake and came to heaven to confront him.
"After dealing with these things, I thought, aren't you burning the Dan furnace in Taishang Laojun, just come over to see my brother!"
Tang Seng made a mistake and said that he came to visit.
"Brother Tang, come to Heavenly Court, don't forget to see your brother, it's righteous enough!"
Kui Mu Wolf said happily, "Fortunately, you came today, Lao Jun went out to run errands, leaving me to burn the Dan furnace at home." ”
"You're having a good time!"
Tang Seng had nothing to say.
"Brother Tang's blessing, go to the lower realm once a day, and find a hundred flowers to reunite!"
When Kui Timber Wolf said this, his face was a little haggard.
One day in the sky, one year underground, and once a year on Chinese Valentine's Day.
In this way, every day to satisfy the shyness of flowers, a man may be squeezed dry!
No wonder Kui Wood Wolf has been chewing pills in his mouth, presumably to replenish his body.
"Two babies are good?"
Tang Seng wanted some elixir, but he was embarrassed, so he could only find something to say.
"Okay, white and chubby, especially the eyebrows of the two babies, which are very similar to yours!"
"Uh......"
Tang Seng responded in embarrassment.
"Brother Tang, it's hard to go on a trip to the sky, bring some pills back!"
Kui Timber Wolf finally got to the point.
Tang Seng was overjoyed, and his mouth was quite modest: "This is not big, right?" ”
In fact, he said in his heart: "Of course, you have to bring the pills back, and you can bring as much as you can!" ”
"Brother Tang, where is it, I will burn the Dan furnace, I will have the final say!"
Kui Mu Wolf laughed, "Brother Tang, I also want to thank you, if the golden horn and silver horn don't die, I will be a miscellaneous person at most, and now the burning Dan furnace is all under Lao Tzu's control!" ”
"Congratulations!"
Tang Seng congratulated.
"Brother Tang, this is an elixir that increases your life span by 200 years, you take it!"
Kui Timber Wolf handed over a gourd.
Seeing that he is generous, he must often send pills to the lower realm, so that Kui Timber Wolf can be a long-term husband and wife with Baihuaxi!
"What's so embarrassing?"
Tang Seng quickly took it and pretended to ask casually, "Is there a big tonic or an elixir to improve cultivation?" ”
"Yes, Brother Tang, what do you want?"
Kui Timber Wolf opened the alchemy furnace.
The scorching heat inside made Tang Seng take a few steps back.
"Brother Tang, there are apple flavors, strawberry flavors, banana flavors, tomato flavors, and so on."
"Why don't you take some of the same?"
Tang Seng said greedily.
"Oh, Brother Tang, it's not that my brother doesn't want to give it to you, I'm afraid you won't be able to take it!"
Kui Wood Wolf is so generous, Tang Seng once doubted who was in charge of him and Taishang Laojun here.
"Actually, I can handle it!"
Tang Seng took out his Qiankun bag.
Kui Timber Wolf is well-informed in the Heavenly Realm, and knows that this is a storage bag, so he said generously: "If you have this thing, you can make it, come, whatever you want!" ”
Kui Mu Wolf didn't know when, he had an extra shovel and got all the pills out of the alchemy furnace, and when he just came out, he was even a little hot.
"Brother Tang, hold up the bag, these are all for you!"
"Oh, it's too polite, it's not good if it arouses Lao Jun's suspicion!"
"What are you afraid of, there are so many pills that are refined and wasted here every day, you are the baby's father-in-law, and you are polite!"
After a while, Tang Seng Qiankun's bag contained hundreds of catties of pills.
Tang Seng was afraid that Lao Jun would be suspicious, so he took the initiative to stop: "Pretend these first, and then come to you when they are eaten up later!" ”
"It's okay, Brother Tang, it's hard to come to the sky, how about I go get some wine and food, and have a drink?"
"In heaven, can you still drink wine and eat meat?"
Tang Seng was skeptical.
"I go to the Nether once a day, why can't I get there?"
Kui Timber Wolf laughed.
"That's great, let's have a drink with my brother!"
Tang Seng nodded.
After a while, Kui Mu Wolf set up a table in the alchemy room, and a table full of wine and meat was placed.
"!"
The two of them had an empty cup and were very refreshing.
"Brother Tang, in the future, in the future, if there is trouble, squeak, if I can't solve it, there are still 27 brothers!"
Kui Mu Wolf thought of all the good things Tang Seng had done before, and said with righteousness.
"Well, thank you brother!"
Tang Seng was very relieved, when he was in the Nether that day, it would be a pity if he found an opportunity to kill the Kui Wood Wolf.
In the future, if you get involved with Heavenly Court, a little brother like Kui Mu Wolf will be very useful.
After a while, the two of them were full of wine and food.
Suddenly, the Kui Wood Wolf made a silent gesture.
Hush!
"Oh no, Lao Jun is back!"
It turned out that Kui Mu Wolf gave Taishang Laojun's green cow and hung a string of bells around his neck.
When you walk, you will make a jingling sound.
At that time, Taishang Laojun asked, why install bells.
Kui Timberwolf's original intention was that when he was lazy, he could remind himself in time.
On the surface, he said: "Put on the bell, and when you pass by the immortal territories of all parties, you can remind the other party to greet you!" ”
"Well, that's right!"
Taishang Laojun is in the heavenly court, and he is a figure with a head and a face, and he hates to be ignored.
"Brother Tang, this is an anti-hangover elixir, no one will smell the wine after eating it, I'll send you away!"
Kui Wood Wolf led Tang Seng and sent him away from the side door.
"Brother Tang, keep in touch in the future!"
"Well, let's go back!"
Tang Seng left in time, and after a while, Taishang Laojun really came back from outside.
"Let's go for a walk!"
Tang Seng looked at the peach and elixir in the Qiankun bag, and felt that he could still hold some more.
After a while, Tang Seng and the ghost sent the gods to the gate of Guanghan Palace, and he was happy, isn't this the palace of Fairy Chang'e?