"Alright, dead fat house, the last two paragraphs, let's continue to strengthen our weapons!"

Seeing that the time for broadcasting the joke is almost twenty minutes, my appetite is a little full, and I am afraid that if I hang it again, I will lose the audience.

Chen Mo continued quickly:

"The exterminator in the nunnery across the hill is a master of painting, especially the butterflies she paints, which are lifelike.

Let Master Huineng in the temple on this side of the mountain be envious, but no matter how hard the master studies and practices hard, copying Shitai's works, he can't reach the level of Shitai's painting butterflies!

The mage is determined to steal it.

On a dark and windy night, the mage sent a little monk to sneak into the nunnery and hide outside the door of the master's house.

In the middle of the night, the little monk peeked out of the window to see Shitai painting.

I saw that Mrs. Shi prepared paper and an ink basin, and then withdrew all the clothes on her lower body.

Then he only sat in the ink basin, and then sat on the prepared paper, and Shi Tai took a brush and retouched it slightly, and a butterfly jumped on the paper.

The little monk said that this was the case, and returned to the temple to tell the master about the method of drawing.

The Master was overjoyed when he heard this!

Let the little monk prepare the paper and ink basin, and take off his underwear.

When the master got up from the paper and looked back at the painting on the paper, the master was puzzled, "How is it a dragonfly?" “

”

"This joke...... I don't understand it too much......"

"Poof...... This paragraph, children still don't understand! ”

"Hahahaha, people who don't have a certain amount of experience won't understand this joke!"

"Girls should know how butterflies are drawn, and boys know how dragonflies are drawn."

"Draw dragonflies on the spot! Huge overlord dragonfly, there is wood and wanted? 100 yuan a pair! ”

"Upstairs, the one yours is a dragonfly larvae...... Also overlord dragonfly......"

"Hehehehe, my little butterfly has been drawn, come and fish to see it!"

"Oh my God, someone really drew a butterfly!"

“666666！ Sailors who hang the king, sure enough, none of them are idle people! ”

After a pause, finish the last bit of chilled Sprite.

Chen Mo continued: "The last paragraph! ”

"Three people went on an expedition to the African jungle and were caught by cannibals.

The chief of the cannibals said to them, "I have eaten enough today, and I will not eat you."

Then he said to the first person: You now have two choices, one is to die, and the other is to play Ding Ding ten times, which one do you choose?

The first person didn't think about it and said: I chose to play Ding Ding ten times.

So he was dragged out and played Ding Ding ten times, and the screams were incessant.

Then the chief said to the second man: You now have two choices, one is to die, and the other is to impeach Ding Ding a hundred times.

The second person thought about it for a while, and felt that life was still important, and a hundred strokes would be a hundred strokes.

So he was dragged out and played a hundred times, at first screaming, and then only moaning (harmony) remained.

The chief turned to the third man and said, "Do you choose to die or impeach Tintin a thousand times?"

The third person saw what happened to the second person and thought: How painful it is to play a thousand times, I would rather die than give in.

So he said, "I choose to die."

When the chief heard this, he said happily, "Come on, pull him in and play Ding Ding until he dies." ”

"Poof......

"The third person said: MMP !!"

"This wave of blood loss!"

"I'm Peppa Boar, I've taken your wave of operation today!"

"Chief: Surprised, surprised?"

"Hahahaha, my Mimi hurts when I laugh, even though I'm a man!"

"I said I haven't heard it, and I will come to see the anchor's live broadcast tomorrow."

"Me too!"

"The first time I listened to someone tell a joke in the live broadcast, I didn't feel bored, but it was very interesting!"

Many players who came to see Chen Mo's live broadcast for the first time said that they would come again tomorrow.

Chen Mo also said very happily: "Since everyone supports the king so much."

Then I can't disappoint you either!

Come on, come on, buy and leave, can the hanging king strengthen the +21 Shadowless Sword successfully?

It's open, it's open! ”

"I can't press it!"

"Obviously not! Officials don't allow such a high level of enhancement to appear! ”

"Yes, the previous wave of operations must have attracted the attention of the authorities."

"No brain, make a fortune!"

"23333, you newcomers must not understand the routine of hanging the king."

"I don't have a brain to make a fortune...... I tell you, the pressure 'is' is not accompanied! ”

"As long as the king wants to do something, the old sailors know it, and there is nothing he can't do!"

"Hey, what's wrong with the new kid? I'm just going to say 'no'! What the hell! You bite me! ”

"You're the king's child, aren't you? You want to lie to me about fish balls, don't you? ”

"Dead fat houses, don't you press me! Lose your life! ”

The new sailors didn't know Chen Mo's routine, and they all pressed "no".

Within a minute, the number of fish balls that failed to suppress Chen Mo's enhancement was as high as 100 million fish balls!

With a reward of 1 million fish balls, Chen Mo can get an income of 1,000 yuan.

And 100 million fish balls are 100,000 yuan!

Open a handicap for 100,000 yuan!

And this money is a steady profit for Chen Mo, although some will be deducted for water friends.

But you can earn so much in one minute, it's very damngy!

Wait until all the fish balls are pressed by the sailors.

Chen Mo laughed loudly: "Buy and leave, buy and leave!"

And voila!

Walk you! ”

The moment the +20 Shadowless Sword was placed into Kelly's Booster, all players held their breath.

Everyone's hearts are beating out of their throats!

Even super tyrants like baby Xu Xu and a few swords are nervous.

This is the time to witness whether the first artifact of Dungeons and Warriors will continue to be awesome or destroyed!

Who can not get excited?

Bite!

"Player 'Betta 001 Hanging King' Enhancement +21 Shadowless Sword - Eleno Success!"

When the announcement came out, it wasn't just Chen Mo's cross-three district that shook!

The whole Dungeons & Warriors game shook!

All the players who rushed to hear the news opened their trumpets one after another and rushed to Chen Mo's channel.

Just to see the true face of +21 Shadowless Sword - Elenor!

As a result, there were too many players coming.

The dungeons and warriors were once full!

This hasn't even happened to the 10th anniversary of the dungeon!

When the players saw that Chen Mo+21's Shadowless Sword - Eleno really existed.

Everyone gasped!

Wow!

"Oh my God! It turned out to be true! ”

"+21 Shadowless Sword! Invincible! ”

"Baby Xuxu, a few swords and something are weak!"

"Just this sword, it is absolutely unprecedented!"

"The first artifact of the dungeon is born!"

"Damn, I'm going to post it, rub a wave of heat!"

"Hee-hee-hee, upstairs, you're slow-handed, I'm not just posting, I've contributed to all major game communities.

More than 10,000 and 17173 have already given me Q coins as a reward. ”

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Everyone, pick my Shandong Wu Yanzu East Pot Pot C debut, pay attention to it! ）