"This money...... It's better not to save it! ”

"Well, this is the rhythm of watching the live performance with Xiao Zhang and then working!"

"Huh~~~~ This anchor is really dirty! Follow! ”

"233333, I've always heard that Honor of Kings has an anchor who is very dirty, but I didn't expect it to be so dirty!"

"I can't help but make up the scenario of saving 20,000 hours."

"There is not a single dirty word, but it makes people think about it."

"It turns out that listening to King Hang's jokes is so interesting!"

"You just found out upstairs! After losing the connotation of the joke, now I will point to the joke of hanging the king! ”

Novelty!

Many dungeon and warrior players who were not familiar with Chen Mo felt extremely novel.

It turns out that live streaming can be so much fun!

It turns out that the paragraph can not be dirty for a word, but the content is so dirty.

DNF players who didn't want to watch Chen Mo's live broadcast clicked to follow.

Chen Mo's popularity and belief energy have skyrocketed again!

"Today, maybe I can save up enough 100,000 people of faith energy to upgrade my Blood Demon Hand again."

Thinking so, Chen Mo continued excitedly:

"What, since everyone likes me so much, then I'll tell you a joke about a dead fat house."

When it comes to the dead fat house, Dungeons and Warriors players are a little excited.

Why?

At the beginning, there was a passerby beauty who was interviewed.

The content is probably an interview with a girl on the street and asking, "What kind of boy is a sling?" ”

Here's how the girl replied:

"I think it's like the guys who play Dungeons & Warriors.

They're all dead fat houses.

Then, it's like they've never seen a girl.

Once you know you're a girl, you'll ...... Well, you know, that's what it feels like.

The feeling of swarming up. ”

This time the fryer is frying, and the sentence "Those who play DNF are dead fat houses" can anger my DNF800W warriors and make all players innocently lie down.

The words "dead fat house" caused them tens of thousands of injuries.

Immediately afterwards, during that period of time, all major live broadcast platforms were brushing "fake pig sets are the first in the world".

Then immediately after the death fat house incident broke out, there was a follow-up to this incident, and the head of the regiment asked the members to wear formal clothes when they played the group.

The exact words are: put on a suit, tie, socks don't show off, brush your shoes, shave your beard, wash your hair, blow your hair.

It's best to spray some perfume and listen to the commander's command so that they can see the quality of the dungeon players.

Smoking is high-grade, and drinks cost at least five yuan a bottle.

Don't give us a regiment, disgrace the dungeon.

This is the meaning of wearing a suit to die in a fat house and wearing a suit to play a group, even the game anchors do not fall behind and do not embarrass the dungeon, and wear suits to do live broadcasts.

Then, you can see that in those days, the high-end Internet cafes were all full of players from dungeons and warriors.

Dressed in a suit, playing in a group there.

Later, the Dead Fat House incident developed in an uncontrollable direction.

There is a request from the head of the regiment:

I'm going to an Internet café tomorrow, so I'll put on my skirt and stockings, and I'll be careful not to show it.

Wipe the heels clean, make the hairstyle a little more beautiful, and it is best to bring a hairpin and spray a little fresh perfume.

When you go to an Internet café to play a group, you should pay attention to your image, cover your mouth and snicker, and review all your skills when you are cute and cute.

Move the mouse and remember to use the finger of the orchid, and the keyboard should be dotted.

**From time to time, you should show to the side to play lol, PUBG look, don't give us a group, and be ashamed of the poisoned milk powder.

Immediately afterwards, all the anchors led the rhythm and all wore suits to broadcast live.

The Dead Fat House incident has become a carnival for dungeon and warrior players.

Clearing his throat slightly, Chen Mo said in an extremely humorous tone:

"There was a fat house where he accidentally dropped the switch (Nintendo's super fun game console) in his hand into the river.

The river god appeared and asked him, did you drop this sweaty switch or this cute beautiful girl.

Fat House: Switch! switch！

River God: You're an honest fat otaku, so I'm going to turn all your games into cute beautiful girls.

The sweaty switch disappeared and turned into a fragrant beautiful girl.

The fat house is crying a handful of snot and a handful of tears, Princess Zelda has not been saved, Mario's moon has not yet been gathered, he doesn't want a beautiful girl!

There's no way.,The fat house took the beautiful girl home.,And then I was horrified to find that my PS4,PSV,Wii,Including the steam on the computer, all became beautiful girls!

The fat house lost his mind.

The newly bought God of War hasn't been played yet, the vegetables in Stardew Farm have not been confiscated, and Galgame hasn't played all CG yet, and everything is empty.

The games that I worked so hard to save money to buy have all become girls.,Girls want to eat, drink, and Lazar.,Raise a group of girls to smash pots and sell iron.,The fat house is surrounded by a group of beautiful girls like ashes.。

Go away, you damn beautiful girls, don't bother me anymore......

The fat house squatted by the river every day and smashed things into it, and finally saw the river god again.

Fat House: Turn Lao Tzu's game back!

River God: No, I'm a dignified river god, so I'm going to give you a test, only one of these beautiful girls around you is a real beautiful girl, and I promise you if you find her.

The fat house is in trouble, and the beautiful girls are all gentle and sticky, shouting the same slogan every day, and the owner loves you~

So the fat house asked them to make a dish for themselves.

The beautiful girls went up to the hall and down to the kitchen, and brought out a variety of delicacies.

The fat house pointed to one of the hot tears in his eyes: You are the real beautiful girl.

That's a dish of steamed goose hearts (dead house is disgusting).

Fat House: It's impossible for a real beautiful girl to like a fat house.

Fat House's Switch, PS4, PSV, and Wii have all changed back to their original state.

While drinking the happy water of the fat house, eating the happy KFC of the fat house, the fat house opened the game.

The fat house smiled, but tears fell. ”

As soon as this joke related to the dead fat house came out, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room immediately became mixed.

"I want to laugh...... But he shed tears of indisputability. ”

"Laughing and laughing, I cried."

"But...... The dead fat house can afford so many games, and there is a big house that can afford so many girls to live in, and you can also meet the gods......

I don't think I'll be able to learn this one......"

"Upstairs, it's just you!"

"Please, don't say it! Tears are falling! ”

"If it suddenly occurred to me that other people were not beautiful girls, would there be a women's clothing boss mixed in?"

"I understand the reason, but I kind of want to eat Sizhai steamed goose heart."

"Okay, I know, I'm paying attention, I'm going to hug my Aragaki Yui wife and cry, bye!"

"I know everything...... But why do I suddenly want to drink Coke, eat KFC, and fight the glory of the king......

I feel that kind of life, there is no beautiful girl is heaven! ”

As soon as the joke of the dead fat house came out, countless dungeon and warrior players laughed, and then they all cried again.

(End of chapter)