"Roar, Roar, Roar, ......Roar, Roar, Roar, Roar, T

I don't know how long it took, the pit daddy monkey finally came to its senses, it looked at Wang Hao calmly, and said: "Doctor, you are so hateful, today I will take a slingshot to break the glass of your house!" ”

The seriousness of the pit daddy monkey's face, coupled with its laughing words, made Wang Hao feel that the atmosphere was a little strange.

"Hey, little monkey, ...... you"

The rice bowl suddenly came out and said hello to the pit daddy monkey, and then saw the pit daddy monkey's face change wildly in an instant!

It seemed to recall something bad, and then it suddenly became crazy, and shouted: "Ah, damn it, you blinded my old pit, ah, it's flashing, what did I see, it's Bajie's second aunt beckoning to me, don't, let me go out!" ”

The pit boy covered his eyes with his left arm as he walked wildly on the ground, waving his right hand wildly.

"Uh...... Rice jar, it seems that your trick is really effective, look at this monkey has already cast a shadow on you! Saying that, Wang Hao gave a thumbs up to the rice tank, "Vomit ......"

However, the third personality of the rice jar did not appreciate it at all, and he said with an unhappy face: "Hey, hey, what is the situation when you give the deity a thumbs up and vomit, you actually do such a rude thing to such a flowery and moon-looking deity!" ”

At this time, Mi Tank's face looked quite scary, but it successfully made Wang Hao stop vomiting.

"Yes, you're a talent." Wang Hao took a deep breath, then forcibly held back the nausea in his heart, and said to the pit monkey who was doing the electrocution action: "Monkey, don't be naughty anymore, take medicine obediently!" ”

"Hmph, my old kengshou and Tianqi, King Kong is not bad, why do you need to take this little pill?" The pit daddy monkey looked at Wang Hao with an unhappy face.

"Damn, are you pretending to be forced again?" The fire on Wang Hao's head was getting bigger and bigger, and the rusty psychotic iron rod in his hand actually started from the place he was holding, and then the golden light began to spread like all around, gradually clearing all the rust traces.

There was also a blazing flame at each end of the stick.

Burning the Sky: Psychiatric Punishment Stick

Grade: Legendary

Type: Weapon

Attack: 40%

Armor: 15%

Magic Strength: 30%

Resistance: 20%

Critical Hit: 80%

Attack Speed: 80%

Critical Damage: 200%

Lifesteal: 30% (in fact, no matter how it stacks, lifesteal will not continue to increase when it reaches 100%)

equipping skills,

Psychotic Discipline (Passive): Cannot cause harm to a target with schizophrenia, but can cause severe distress to the target

Hallows: Fire God (Passive): When the wielder is angry, all special effects attached to this equipment are increased by 200% (except for lifesteal), and the damage dealt is calculated at 800%.

Fire Demon Slash: Creates a "Z" slash radius in front of you, dealing 300% weapon damage to all local targets in the radius.

Equipment conditions: I really don't have money to use it

Notes: Actually, this is used to punish the mentally ill, as for the other things, you just don't see it.

"Hehe, when I hold this stick, I feel that my anger is also infinitely magnified......" Wang Hao clenched his teeth and looked at the pit monkey with an extremely evil gaze.

"Demon monkey watch stick!"

As soon as the stick went down, the pit monkey subconsciously wanted to dodge, but found that his feet seemed to be fixed to the ground and could not move at all.

There was no way, so the pit daddy monkey stretched out his hands to catch the white stick empty-handed, but only when the Burning Sky Psychotic Punishment Stick hit it on the head, its hands closed.

"Ahh

The pit daddy monkey screamed, and then a very large bag bulged out above its head.

Well, the bag, or LV.

"Good monkey, take medicine ......"

Seeing Wang Hao approaching with an iron rod, the monkey hair on the pit monkey's body was wet with cold sweat.

"Wait, I'm old pit to eat, can't I eat?"

As he spoke, the pit monkey snatched the pill from Wang Hao's hand and swallowed it in one go.

"That's what a patient looks like!" Wang Hao nodded with satisfaction, and then saw that the body of the pit monkey began to sway.

The medicine in Wang Hao's hand was naturally not only a medicine for the treatment of mental illness, but also the expired sleeping pills were also stuffed into him.

The pit monkey who took sleeping pills only felt that the scene in front of him began to rotate, and then his brain felt very tired, and his body was not under his control.

It didn't take long for it to fall to the ground and fall asleep.

……

After a week of treatment, the mental outlook of the pit daddy monkey has improved a lot, and it has begun to take on human form.

[A monkey is the embodiment of serious mental illness!! 】

Wang Hao sat in front of the pit daddy monkey, still holding a stack of rough straw paper and graphite strips in his hand, and asked, "Ahem, pit daddy monkey patient, do you know anything about the world now?" Has anything changed from the original idea? ”

"Yes, doctor, I've changed a lot." The pit boy nodded, "At the beginning, I was actually very confused, and many times my body was completely out of control. But after your treatment and psychological counseling in the past few days, I have come to love life, especially your human textile industry......"

"Oh, the textile industry? Can you elaborate on that? Wang Hao didn't know which tendon was twitched, and he forgot that the guy in front of him was an out-and-out monkey......

"Of course, the human textile industry started with simple animal skins, gradually evolved bone needles and threads made of animal tendons, and then ......"

As he spoke, the face of the pit monkey suddenly collapsed. It twitched and yelled, "Ahahaha, I'm going to make a slingshot out of a rubber band and break the glass of your house!" ”

Hao:......

So, the medical treatment continued.

After fifteen days of treatment, the number of episodes of the monkey decreased significantly, and he gradually began to study ancient human books, often reading them with relish.

[Hey, this disease is even more serious, how can a monkey study human books!] 】

"Pit daddy monkey, you love to learn lately, can you tell me about your current situation?" The notebook and pen in Wang Hao's hand have been upgraded once, turning into delicate white paper and low-quality pencils.

"No problem, doctor." The pit daddy monkey smiled like a human, "According to my research and study during this time, I found that the evolutionary history and civilization process of human beings are quite complex, and if you want to overlook, it is very suitable to use Jiuqu ileum......"

"Jiuqu ileum...... Wang Hao had a few drops of cold sweat on his forehead, he understood the meaning of the pit daddy monkey, but the word Jiuqu ileum was really ......, which made people think of the transformation of a certain guy.

"You go on."

"Well, human beings have gradually split into two states of life, slash-and-burn and nomadic......"

(End of chapter)