"In fact, slash-and-burn farming and nomadism are not complete, slash-and-burn farming will also raise a small amount of livestock, and nomadic herding will also grow some crops, such as barley." The pit boy monkey gushed endlessly: "Compared with slash-and-burn farming, nomadic herding eats more meat, and it is closer to primitive life. ”

"As a result, the evolution of human beings was temporarily divided into two branches because of the difference in labor methods and character development, namely the agricultural route based on literature and the nomadic route based on martial arts, the former was more inclined to be promoted to the rank of lord and gain the appreciation of the ruler through examinations, while the latter seized everything he needed by force."

"The rulers of the agrarian route were supreme and passed down from generation to generation, so that the people were raised by them to be qualified slaves, and almost lost their blood. The nomadic route is a soldier of all ages, although the number is small, but each of them is a tough guy who can fight. ”

"The former was rich, the latter was powerful, and wars were sparked by nomads raiding the borders of farming nations to seize food and assets......"

The pit daddy monkey said for a long time, but in fact, Wang Hao didn't remember a word at all.

In fact, as long as he can prove that the mental illness of the pit daddy monkey was cured by him, there is no need to record anything.

Three hours later, Wang Hao had already begun to sleep with his eyes open.

"Prompted by the industrial revolution, human production and living standards have been greatly improved, and the luxury of glass has gradually entered the public's home, and it has been improved to be more transparent and bright, which is called glass ......"

"it!" Wang Hao was instantly awakened by the words of the pit monkey.

"Hahaha, I'm going to make a big slingshot and smash the glass of your house!" The human appearance on the face of the pit daddy monkey completely disappeared, and he circled around Wang Hao like a dancing god.

"Stepmommy Babe......"

"Benima's size!" Wang Hao angrily took out the Burning Sky Psychotic Punishment Stick and knocked it unconscious with a stick.

……

After a month of careful treatment by Wang Hao, the pit daddy monkey is no different from a normal person, it not only wears human clothes, but also shaves every day, goes to bed early and gets up early, eats on time, and washes hands before eating.

[God, spare me......]

"How do you feel now, do you still want to smash the glass of my house?" Wang Hao took a deep breath and said very seriously.

"Oh, doctor, don't joke with me, I'm completely cured." The pit daddy monkey now looks like a middle-aged man with relatively pink skin, and there is a small stubble on his face that shows the maturity of a man.

[Is that stubble......]

"Well, it doesn't look like you're mentally ill anymore." Wang Hao nodded.

[It's not human, right? This monkey's paranoia is terminally ill, aren't you...... are you sure the task can be completed? 】

"Well, doctor, I have to talk to you before I leave the hospital." The pit monkey said very solemnly.

"Okay, you can say it." In fact, Wang Hao didn't want to listen to it, because the evidence that was not mental illness had to be said by the pit daddy monkey himself.

The pit daddy monkey tidied up the tie and bow on the outside of the tight clothes, and said: "Doctor, thank you for your care and treatment for so long, so that my condition can gradually improve, when you talked to me a few times before, I may have been very naïve, and I actually showed off my knowledge in front of you......"

"Huh...... It doesn't matter, as long as your condition improves, I can do anything. Wang Hao wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

"Alas," the pit monkey sighed, "Doctor, your noble personality and sentiments are admired by you!" You will be the only mentor in my life. ”

[Noble ghost......]

"You're welcome, tell me about your current situation." Wang Hao urged a little anxiously.

"Actually, after the last heart-to-heart conversation, I was deeply aware of my mistake, and now I am no longer a feudal dynasty, but I am still immersed in ancient and modern history and pseudo-science mixed with dross."

[Speaking of dross and pseudoscience, one of my favorites is that eating monkey brains alive can increase IQ, and I am convinced of it]

"So, I started to study modern and modern literature, and I read Romeo and Juliet, The World, Dream of Red Mansions, and The Strongest Counterfeiter in Online Games, and I knew it very well."

[So after watching "The Strongest Counterfeiter in Online Games", you realized how terrifying life is, and how low can the lower limit of human beings be, right? 】

[Of course, the words in "[]" can't be seen by the pit monkeys]

"I suddenly felt how unrealistic my previous self was, and I also made a deep review and began to plan my future life."

As he spoke, the pit monkey lowered his head and said a little shyly: "When I am discharged from the hospital, I will go to find a job that I can do, and then work hard for my career and have my own house and car." ”

"In this way, I am qualified to find a partner who can accompany me for the rest of my life, we will work together, we will have our own career, a warm home, and lovely children."

The face of the pit daddy monkey was full of yearning, "Actually, I like girls more, and when her hair grows, I will buy her the most beautiful leather bands in the world, and then ......"

"Go make a slingshot and smash the glass in my house!"

"You've found out!"

Wang Hao and the pit monkey danced almost at the same time, their eyes turned to the left and the right, and they couldn't recover at all.

As the saying goes, having mental illness is a contagion for two.

[Complete the quest, heal the pit daddy monkey, get the reward gold*888, experience value*12w4000, clue of Wuzhi Mountain]

The moment this system prompt sounded, the curse mask appeared on Wang Hao's face, causing his dancing body to stop instantly.

"Sure enough, in fact, the condition for the completion of this task is not to cure the pit monkey, but to make me mentally ill. If the doctor also becomes mentally ill, then the psychopath is naturally a normal person. ”

As he spoke, the curse mask left Wang Hao's face like a tide.

"But this mission is too clumsy, isn't it?,If I hadn't had a curse mask to help.,I'm sure I'd really become mentally ill.,Is this really no problem?" Wang Hao's whole person collapsed, "Alas, forget it, don't think about it, let's go offline and rest first, I haven't had a normal ...... in the past few days."

As he spoke, Wang Hao called up the menu and left for the time being.

What he didn't know was that while he was dazed, two groups of people were approaching him......

(End of chapter)