Note: This has nothing to do with the original plot, and it can't be related to it at all~

If you find it nonsensical, don't dwell on it, because I didn't even think it was scientific!

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The snow was falling, and the snow on the ground had risen several meters high.

"It's so cold in Washington today...", Charles smiled and looked out the window, he loved the winter season. Because there are so few bad guys in winter, the X-Men's missions have become very few.

Maybe it's because the bad guys are also afraid of the cold, after all, it's winter, who wants to go out!

Suddenly, the door to the professor's office was slammed open.

"Professor, I'm protesting!" Chen Xiaodou ran to Charles angrily and said.

"Oh? Protest for what? ”

"Why do the little naughty ones have heating in their room and ours don't?"

"Uh..." Charles was stunned and said with some embarrassment, "You live in the dormitory on the south side, right?" ”

"yes!" Chen Xiaodou replied suspiciously.

"No wonder then, the little naughty ones have their room in the north!"

Chen Xiaodou: "......"

"Why do you still do this when you are in a foreign country?"

"I'm not convinced!! Why is there heating in the north and not in the south! Southerners aren't people... Southerners don't want to lose face!! ”

"Strongly condemn differential treatment!"

......

Chen Xiaodou walked out of Charles's office with an unhappy face, and it could be seen from his face that the protest should have failed.

"What do you mean by 'I'll ask Miss Li Mozi', how can the professor be the governor of China..."

Just kidding, let me ask the teacher, do I still have a job?

It is estimated that even the sleeping place will be forcibly removed by the teacher on the grounds of exercising......

"Ah!! It's so annoying, why is there a south-to-north water diversion project, but there is no north-to-south gas transmission! ”

Chen Xiaodou complained again, and his entire surroundings seemed to exude a cold and cold aura.

"What are you doing?"

David's voice suddenly sounded in Chen Xiaodou's ears.

When Chen Xiaodou saw David, it was like seeing a savior: "David, let me move to you, let's live together!" ”

"Uh... But there's no place in my room anymore! ”

"It's okay, we have such a good relationship, I don't mind sleeping with you!"

David glanced at Chen Xiaodou with disgust and said, "If someone sleeps next to me, then I will definitely have nightmares!" If this person were you, I'd probably be scared to death in a nightmare..."

"Then I'll sleep on the floor!"

"My room probably doesn't have enough floor for you to sleep in."

"Huh? Why, I remember that the rooms should be quite big! ”

"My roommate is a big fan of Sony and Nintendo, and he's a two-dimensional ......"

Chen Xiaodou looked at David sympathetically, and finally gave up the idea of moving to David's room.

"It's disgusting!"

"How do I remember that you seem to have said that you are also a homebody?"

"Ahem... I don't care, it's disgusting! ”

......

After saying goodbye to David, Chen Xiaodou fell into resentment again.

"Go to a room with Uncle Wolf? No, no, this tough guy is too violent, and my young heart will suffer! ”

"Where's the professor? No, this 300-watt light bulb is on the same front as the teacher, and it's definitely a two-and-five-year-old. Unreliable, unreliable..."

"By the way, I can go find Deadpool! Although he is a little ugly, at least his life is quite simple! Even a little suspicious white liquid can be tolerated! ”

Just do it, Chen Xiaodou hurriedly ran excitedly towards the location where Deadpool lived.

"Wade, are you there? Are you there? Chen Xiaodou knocked on the door twice excitedly.

A minute passed, and nothing happened.

Chen Xiaodou was a little angry, what is the situation, this thing is wearing headphones in the room?

"Wade! Open the door, open the door! Don't hide and keep quiet, I know you're home! Chen Xiaodou shouted angrily.

Perhaps because of the loud shouting and knocking on the door this time, Deadpool finally slowly opened the door.

I saw Deadpool open the door with a smile on his face, and the clothes on his body were a little messy.

"You didn't really hide in the room just now, did you?" said Chen Xiaodou.

"What?"

"Nothing!"

Deadpool's mood was obviously very good at the moment, and he didn't react too much to Chen Xiaodou's strange behavior.

"What are you looking for me?" Deadpool asked with a smile.

Chen Xiaodou immediately said the problem in his room.

When Deadpool heard this, his smiling face hesitated a little, and then fell into thought.

Seeing this, Chen Xiaodou showed a lewd smile: "Hehe, I won't bother you, I will definitely not mind what you want to do!" As he spoke, Chen Xiaodou also pushed Deadpool, with an expression that you and I understand between men.

Seeing that Chen Xiaodou didn't mind, Deadpool was stunned, and opened his mouth to respond: "Okay, since you don't mind, then I don't care!" ”

"Okay, okay, you're really my best brother!"

Chen Xiaodou said to Deadpool with a smile, and then happily ran back to his room to pack his things.

A day later

Chen Xiaodou slowly walked out of Deadpool's room with a dead face, anger and sadness written on his face.

"Eh, don't go, how about staying another day?" Deadpool pulled Chen Xiaodou and said.

"Get out!"

"Why are you like this, I was kind enough to help you, and you still scolded me!"

"Who knew Vanessa was moving in too!"

"You said you don't mind..."

"I... Who knows what you've been there all night, how can I sleep next to me! ”

"Blame me, you're holding back the discomfort, then you find a girlfriend to vent!"

"You ......" Chen Xiaodou's eyes widened, Deadpool's words gave him a critical blow, he opened his mouth to say something, but he didn't know what to say at all.

I don't blame him for his poor eloquence, I can only blame Deadpool for saying that he really critted, and he didn't have the power to fight back!

Pierced in the heart, old iron!.

"A single dog can't afford to hurt it!!"

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Everyone, Merry Christmas~

It's Christmas, have you found a girlfriend?

Hey, I didn't find it, it's okay!

Maybe you'll find a boyfriend......

Ahem......

In the past two days, I have been out for two days, and friends who don't like to watch it will still ask for leave as a small pocket~~

Because I'm writing the outline and plot content of the new book, I'm probably relieved after sorting it out, and I'm waiting for the holiday!