Extra two: Christmas party!
Note: This has nothing to do with the original plot, and it can't be related to it at all~
If you find it nonsensical, don't dwell on it, because I didn't even think it was scientific!
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Today's Xavier Academy for Gifted Youth is particularly lively, and the whole college is like the Spring Festival on China Street, full of people and full of joy.
Unlike yesterday's domestic Christmas lifelessness, it is clear that in the United States this holiday is so popular.
"Christmas, I don't know what Miss Li Mozi invited us to do."
"I guess I'm going to give you Christmas presents!"
"Hehe, do you think it's possible?"
"How is it impossible, then why do you say she invited everyone to come?"
"I think there's a chance she'll make us plans for the new year, well... I already have a new plan in my head for the benefit of humanity! ”
"! Dr. Doom, why are you here too? ”
"Why, I can't come, the villain is not a human!"
"Wait... How did Ultron also appear? Wasn't he wiped out? I must not have woken up yet..."
"Well, you're still dreaming..."
“......”
As the Avengers first began to fight with their old rivals, more and more superheroes and supervillains in the academy began to "say hello" happily.
Many superheroes or supervillains with strong personalities can't help but pounce when they see their former enemies, but the next second they pounce and prepare to fight, they hug each other intimately, like an old friend who hasn't seen each other for many years.
"Two fools, Miss Li Mozi's bureau dares to make trouble, but they are the creator gods..."
The academy was densely packed with people, and it was obviously an academy that only covered an area of 1,000 acres, but at this moment, it seemed to have become tens of thousands of kilometers of land.
Originally, the students in X Academy were responsible for delivering some food and drinks, and were constantly handing out some knick-knacks like souvenirs.
Suddenly, there was a "boom", and the heavens and the earth instantly became dark.
I saw the Planet Devourer, Thanos, Dormammu and many other supervillains in the universe floating towards X Academy. And behind them, the five supreme gods, the Celestial Gods, and even the life court of the all-powerful universe have all come to this small planet in the solar system.
"These are the most terrifying beings in the universe?"
"Miss Li Mozi's face is really big enough, I can feel that everyone here can easily destroy the earth!"
"Hahahaha, why do I want to laugh so much when I see that these gods are worshipping under Miss Li Mozi? Hahaha...."
"The first few should also be villains! They're so strong! If only one day I could do the same! ”
"Eh, wake up soon, what are you dreaming about in broad daylight......"
Everyone on the earth is discussing with each other, at this moment in the world, there are no grievances between superheroes and supervillains, only joy and festivity, and the mysterious power in their hearts will resolve all the hatred and grievances one by one and hide them.
The gods descended to the ground, and the already dim sky instantly brightened again.
"Alright, everyone is here." Li Mozi's ethereal voice seemed to come from afar, and it seemed to sound directly from the depths of everyone's hearts.
The classic Christmas music sounded from the sky in the distance, and Li Mozi was seen driving a sleigh from the sky in Santa Claus costume, and the elk slowly fell into the sky with the sleigh.
Li Mozi glanced down at everyone with a smile, the white beard used for decoration actually had a different contrast on that delicate face, and as the corners of her mouth rose, a female version of Christmas beauty officially appeared.
"Well, I announce that the Christmas party is officially underway!"
As Li Mozi shouted the order, the surrounding snow began to change slightly, and the scene of a super party slowly appeared. Tables and chairs made of snow, sofas made of snow, snow everywhere are made of snow.
The originally empty square was instantly enriched, and this grand Christmas party began.
That small square has long been infinitely large by Li Mozi.
Today, all superheroes and supervillains, even the supreme gods, cosmic gods, all of them are on truce and vacation, and they get along as friendly as friends.
Everyone here is warm and happy, even the students of the poorest academy do not feel any cold, even if the temperature outside the X academy is below zero at the moment.
"Teacher, teacher, I did what you asked me to do!" Chen Xiaodou ran towards Li Mozi with excitement on his face, and the word smug was almost written on his face. That smiling expression is like saying: Praise me!
"Well, you're pretty useful!"
Chen Xiaodou's smug face instantly turned bitter melon color, his face was full of depression, and he didn't speak.
"Let me see, you've drawn those people to send me Christmas presents!"
"Huh? Didn't you stop pumping those outside the planet? Three each for superheroes and supervillains, look who you smoked! ”
"Jean, Natasha, Susan... And the three villains are too, all beauties! ”
Chen Xiaodou smiled: "Isn't this your student, I'm still single... Anyway, I don't pick! ”
Li Mozi stretched out her hand to support her head, she was really angry and funny about this student, she was helpless, she had a headache.
"Forget it, I'll smoke it myself." Li Mozi glanced at Chen Xiaodou, and immediately started the lottery with a thought.
"Huh... There are two Avengers in the superhero, Thor and Hulk, and they are really lucky! And one of them turned out to be a Drew... Oh no, it's the Treant - Groot! ”
"Supervillain here... There's a saber-toothed tiger, Dr. Doom, well... There are also bullseyes. It's so much normal here! ”
"Well, let's start with the villain first!"
As soon as Li Mozi waved his hand, the three villains came directly in front of Li Mozi.
The three of them were a little surprised, but after seeing Li Mozi, they reacted instantly and immediately greeted respectfully.
Li Mozi nodded and said with a smile: "Okay, the three of you are the lucky ones who stand out, and now I can fulfill each of you a wish that does not violate human morality and self-principles!" ”
The three of them glanced at each other, a little helpless, not violating Li Mozi's principle...
Isn't that the same as not having a wish?
Although they had ideas, the three of them did not dare to express them, and Dr. Doom was the first to say, "I want a new trench coat!" It turned out that the old one was broken, and it was still old! ”
"Okay, I'll grant your wish!"
A huge trench coat appeared in front of Dr. Doom in an instant, but Dr. Doom was slow to reach out and borrow it.
I saw a blue jingle cat appear on the trench coat...
"Hey, I've added some little things myself to make you even cuter!"
Dr. Doom almost vomited out a mouthful of blood, who wants you to add something to the mess!
It's over, my villain's first life name is ruined......
In the end, Dr. Doom thanked Li Mozi, took the cloak and ran away, he didn't dare to put on a new trench coat and run into the crowd, in that case, not to mention the others, it is estimated that Guan is the Fantastic Four can laugh at him for a year because of this matter.
When the saber-toothed tiger and the target saw Dr. Doom's "tragic situation", they were immediately so frightened that they casually asked for two wishes and fled, otherwise the ghost knows how Li Mozi, the creator god, would play with the two of them.
Watching the two slip away as if they were fleeing, Li Mozi pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "Isn't it just to add a jingle cat, so cute." You're still like hell..."
"Now it's the superheroes' turn!" Li Mozi instantly swept away the dissatisfaction on his face, and with a thought, he teleported Thor, Hulk, and Groot.
The same surprised eyes as the three of Dr. Doom just now, and the same respectful eyes that reacted after seeing Li Mozi, gave Li Mozi a feeling of watching a repeating movie.
It's so funny!
"I can grant one wish to each of the three of you!" Li Mozi said with a smile to the three heroes.
When Thor heard this, he immediately said, "My wish is that I want a new hammer!" ”
"Hulk wants a piece of clothing, a piece of clothing that won't break."
"Groot..."
"Well, I'll grant your wishes!"
Li Mozi smiled, and immediately waved his hand and sent the three of them back.
......
"Hahaha, what kind of look are you doing here?"
"Hulk is so cute!"
"Poofha.... No, let me laugh for a while...."
I saw that Hulk's body was like wearing an oversized piece of children's clothing, and it was still a tights version!
This sense of contrast makes Hulk look like an overgrown doll, cute and fierce.
Faced with the ridicule of the heroes, Hulk touched his clothes disapprerovingly and said, "Hulk likes this dress!" ”
"Pss.....ss
"Hulk, I beg you to stop showing off, my stomach hurts to death!"
"Don't laugh at Hulk, laugh at him if you want to!" Hulk gestured to Thor, who was standing beside him, and said disapprovingly.
The heroes turned their gaze to Thor, only to see Thor with a dead face, looking extremely decadent.
"What's wrong with him?" Someone asked the Hulk curiously.
"He asked Sister Li Mozi for a hammer!" Hulk replied cutely.
"Isn't that good? What's wrong? ”
As if hearing Hulk's answer, Thor screamed angrily, and then said slowly: "The hammer is there, but the size is not quite right!" ”
As he spoke, he pulled out a hammer from his bosom!
A hammer that's not as big as the palm of your hand...
"Pss......ss
"No, I can't stand these two teases!"
"Hahaha, Miss Li Mozi's bad taste, you only know!"
"I'm making up the picture of Thor fighting with this hammer in my brain, hahahahahaha, it's so fun...."
"Laugh, laugh, anyway, I won't fight with this hammer, I'm Thor, I can beat all of you without a hammer!"
"I've never seen anyone so brazen!"
Unlike the scene of the two laughing here, Groot was secretly hiding in the corner excitedly, ready to try to say the first thing that was not Groot.
Star-Lord suddenly spotted Groot, who had just hid in the corner, and slowly walked over with a smile on his face, and said, "Groot, so you're here!" ”
"Xingju, how can Nong pick up?" (Translation: Star-Lord, why are you here?) )
Star-Lord: "??? ”
......
"Teacher! You gave them their wishes, but what about me? Chen Xiaodou asked sullenly, and there seemed to be a little grievance in his voice.
"Oh? What wish do you want? ”
"I want a girlfriend!" Chen Xiaodou shouted excitedly.
"The wish is too hard, change it..."
"Huh? I don't want anything else, I just want a girlfriend! ”
"That's still it, I can't even make this wish......"
"Young man, if you want to find a girlfriend, you have to rely on yourself!"
"Shut up, Stan Lee!"
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Probably starting to pay off on New Year's Day, the debt has been too long, and Xiaodou can't help but go [funny face]
How much can you pay back, look at fate, hahahahahaha....
Ahem, it seems to be a little carried away.
Anyway, have you finished the exam? [Sulking and aggrieved face]