"A person as good as me should have a brilliant life......"

In the primeval forest, a song echoed.

The young man who sings, his hair is unkempt, and he doesn't know how long he hasn't washed it.

The clothes on his body could no longer distinguish their original color.

Compared with most aliens, the young man can be regarded as a very chic one, and his small life is quite comfortable.

There is a meandering stream in the forest, the water is unusually clear, and the taste is more powerful than the pure natural mineral water in TV commercials. There was a barbecue made of branches by the stream, and the young man was humming a song and was grilling a hare.

The young man who sang was Boss Ye who strayed into the other world of Qingcheng.

A whole week passed, and he still couldn't get out of this primeval forest.

Such a rookie has no concept of "entering the forest" in his mind.

His thinking is very simple, there are many strange beasts in this forest, which is suitable for farming money......

No one expected that this goods would be blind, but they would be right.

There are a lot of two-star and three-star beasts in the forest, and these fierce beasts that terrify low-level Inhumans can't survive a round when they encounter the advanced two-star Best.

In this way, Ye Huang's life was more nourishing than he imagined.

It doesn't matter if the biscuits are finished, the little black cat will help him fetch a game game in minutes.

It doesn't matter if the mineral water is drunk, the water in the creek is delicious, and Boss Ye doesn't mind being a porter of nature.

If you want to say that there is a fly in the ointment, that is, there is a lack of shampoo, shower gel and other things, Ye Huang can only dry rub in the stream.

Available Krypton: 500!

Ye Erwa, who was humming a song, looked at her attribute panel, and her mood became more and more moist.

Seven days ago, on the night of buying a bag of rare pet rations, Ye Huang's remaining krypton gold points were only 203, why did they become 500 points?

The answer is simple: system recycling.

Along the way, Best has been very powerful, and it can be said that he has killed all the way.

Although he didn't get that valuable dark attribute crystal nucleus again, the grasshopper legs were also meat, and after a week's hard work, Boss Ye's usable krypton gold value reached 500 points.

"It's good that bag of pet food is enough, otherwise buddy would have gone bankrupt."

Ye Huang cut off a piece of rabbit meat and tasted it, and sighed deliciously.

The rare pet rations purchased from the level 2 mall, the little black cat black likes, and every time you eat it, it will increase the intimacy, according to the system, eating all of them in one bag can increase the intimacy by 100 points. God is pitiful, the black cat Beibei eats relatively little, and the bag is big enough, if you really want to eat two million in one meal, the richest man in the East has to be eaten poor.

Boss Ye took the route of picking the door, and gave Best 1/20 bag of rations at every meal.

According to this calculation, three meals a day can almost last a week.

While maintaining such a rhythm and filling the belly of the epic pet, Ye Huang quietly saved up a small treasury.

He also has the idea of revenge on the system, and through recycling, he will earn back the 16.68 million that the system cheated Krypton!

"Lonely!"

"Beibei, have you been particularly bored these past two days?"

After eating half a hare, Ye Huang stood up and stretched, his face as lonely as snow.

When he first arrived at the creek four days ago, some strange beasts drinking water by the stream launched a fierce attack on him, most of them were put to rest by the epic pets, and a few escaped. I don't know if the strange beasts will also report to each other.,Since yesterday.,There are no strange beasts in the vicinity.,It seems to be very jealous of a ruthless character.。

The rabbit that Ye Huang ate just now was not even a one-star beast, it was an ordinary mountain hare.

If this continues, the situation is not good.

Not to mention recovering crystal nuclei, even filling your stomach is a problem.

In addition to the problem of survival, Ye Huang also faced two major problems.

First: If Big Brother is still alive, where is this world?

Second: Where did the old secretary who came in hand with him go?

He came to this world for a total of eight days, and he thought about it for eight days, and there is still no standard answer.

In the past five years, he has been used to calling the old secretary, and he is also used to arguing with the eldest sister, but now that there is no such person around him, he is really not used to it.

"I didn't expect that she was also an alien, no wonder she had an impression of the Red Dust Inn."

"When she fell on the side of the road covered in blood, could it be that she came out of this world and was seriously injured by aliens or beasts, which led to amnesia? I remember the doctor saying that the injuries on her body were caused by the destruction of sharp objects. That kind of scar is a bit similar to the wound left by Beibei's claw, could it be that the old secretary was injured by a high-level beast back then? ”

Recalling the scene of meeting the old secretary at the beginning of that year, Ye Huang had a new speculation.

A cry for help interrupted his train of thought.

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"Help!"

"Who's going to save us!"

The first voice was coquettish in panic.

The second voice, with a hint of desperation.

The cry for help came from a dense forest on the other side of the creek.

Ye Huang touched it, lurking in the shadows, without any intention of heroically saving beauty.

The first wave of humans he met in this world were the bald Xiong Gang and the short and thin uncle Jin Mantang, who witnessed the bloody chrysanthemum tragedy. The second wave of humans he encountered were Tang Jun and the woman in red, and if the other party disagreed, they would kill him.

As the saying goes, there are only three things, and with these personal experiences, there is no need for Boss Ye to fall into the pit for the third time.

In a clearing in the forest, two young women fled in panic. They were so exhausted that they couldn't tell their way, and one of the long-legged girls ran a few steps and fell limply to the ground. Another big-breasted girl panicked and crashed into a tree.

What caused pressure to the two women was not an alien beast, nor an alien, but a strange voice.

Knock knock!

There was no third person in the jungle, only the sound of a wooden fish, which rang out like nothing.

Ye Huang, who was in the dark, looked at the two women carefully, looking thoughtful, and even less inclined to make a move.

"Host, the opportunity for heroes to save beauty is in front of them, why don't you do it?" The system couldn't help it.

"You are a system, you are a robot, and the sense of justice is so overflowing? Salty and don't worry about eating radishes, you can do it! Ye Huang made a silent mental complaint, he was a little surprised in his heart, the krypton boss system not only had a humane tone, but also came up with the idea of heroes saving beauty, which did not meet the professional ethics of robots.

"Host, can you tell us why you refused to make a move?" The system is like a curious baby, seemingly trying to understand the human psyche.

Boss Ye was rarely consulted by the system, and suddenly got up and began to teach the system to be a man: "Shakespeare said that saving one green tea is equivalent to endangering ten loyal and honest men." There are two green teas in front of me, why should I harm twenty male compatriots? ”

"Shakespeare said that?" The system was so shocked that it almost died.

"Don't worry about the details." Boss Ye has a tendency to pretend to be forced to create opportunities: "In short, you remember, people's hearts are unpredictable, and no matter how sophisticated the instrument is, it can't detect the sinister nature of human nature." Those two women, if I don't clean them up, I will be done righteously, don't expect me to save them. ”

"Host, the system suspects that your views are too subjective and preconceived. I can feel from your mood swings that the looks and figures of those two women do not quite meet your standards, which is why you refuse to save them. The system complained.

"Hey, I'm so grumpy, do you provoke me? Today, Uncle will let you know how the basic skills of an old driver are practiced! ”

Boss Ye was unhappy, completely ignoring the life and death of the two beauties, and debated with the system: "Don't think that the rich second generation has no real skills at all, do you know how many temptations we accept every day and how many girls' routines we are subjected to?" There is an idol-level figure in our circle, who has reached the realm of [listening to the voice and distinguishing the girl]! If the girl speaks three words in front of him, he will be able to tell what kind of girl she is. This host is not talented, and I learned a few tricks from that idol, and as soon as I heard those two women speak, I can basically be sure that those two girls are not good goods. ”

The system was stunned for a moment, and humbly asked: "It's basically certain, it's not 100% sure, why does the host rush to conclusions?" ”

"Originally, I was only eighty percent sure, but when I looked at the shape of those two girls, I had confirmed ten points." Boss Ye seized the opportunity of the education system and flew professionally: "Look at the big-breasted girl who hit the tree, it is obviously bulging." Such a dishonest girl, I can't find a reason to save her. ”

The system continued to ask: "Another woman has relatively small breasts and should not have been augmented, how can you tell that she is unreliable?" ”

"What else is there to say about small breasts? Poor breasts are already original sin in themselves! "Boss Ye is right.

"I don't understand why you human males have a strange prejudice against poor-breasted women." The system is weak.

"There are a lot of things you don't understand, today I'm going to give you a science popularization, there's a reason for that." Boss Ye taught the system to be a man: "As the saying goes, the chest is big and brainless, and the chest is small and arrogant." Choose one of the two, experienced men will pick the one with big breasts, and the brainless woman is simpler, not so many crooked thoughts, and relatively more gentle. ”

"Why do those with small breasts have to be tsundere?" The system says it can't be understood.

"That's a good question, this is an eternal mystery in the history of human evolution, and it is also a worldwide problem." Boss Ye had a posture of discussing advanced academics: "Women with small breasts have one thing in common, they have a bad temper, a bad attitude, and even a very bitter and mean attitude. According to my personal experience, if this kind of woman behaves gently, it means that she has quite a deep routine. I have been deceived by women twice in my life, once I gave a breakup fee of 5 million, and the other time I gave a house to destroy the disaster. The two women, one with poor breasts and one with false breasts. ”

At this moment, the sound of the wooden fish became closer and clearer.

Hearing the sound of the wooden fish, the two women trembled, and they had a sense of déjà vu that they couldn't run even if they wanted to.

Immediately afterwards, a clear Buddha horn came: "Nan Wu Huan Buddha, two female donors, the poor monk has found you so hard." ”