"Nan Wu Huan Buddha, two female donors, the poor monks find you so hard."

Accompanied by this Buddha horn, a striking bald head glittered in the sunlight cast from the treetops.

It was a seventeen or eighteen-year-old little monk, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, jade face and red lips, and if he had long hair, he would definitely be called a beautiful son. His attire was very special, wearing a set of dark monk's robes, which were still slim, which was very different from the usual monk's attire.

He didn't wear shoes, just like the legendary barefoot wandering monk, walking very floating, not ordinary floating, giving people a sense of déjà vu. Walking in the woodland full of dirt and fallen leaves, his feet were smooth and white, and the soles of his feet were white when he lifted his legs, and he was not contaminated with the dust of the world.

As soon as they saw the little monk in black, the two women trembled, as if they had seen evil ghosts in broad daylight.

"Huan...... Rejoice in the Demon Monk? ”

The long-legged girl who fell to the ground softly, her lips trembled, and she couldn't help but move back.

When the big-breasted girl next to her heard the name of the black-clothed monk, she collapsed under the tree, her eyes full of despair.

The black-clothed monk is famous in the world of supernatural abilities, and there is a poem as evidence:

Smiling proudly, a bald donkey, a little green among the thousands of flowers.

A single palm was shocking, and there was a murderous aura between the legs.

Legend has it that the little monk was an orphan and was taken in by an old monk in Shaolin Temple since he was a child.

When he was fourteen years old, he went out with the old monk to make a fortune and traveled all the way to Tibet. By chance, the little monk awakened his ability and obtained the Tibetan Tantric inheritance. This person is extremely talented, and he has realized the joyful Zen method that has been lost for hundreds of years, and has learned the tantric mudra that has been extinct for more than 100 years.

What happened later was staggering, the Huanxi demon monk killed the old monk who had raised him for more than ten years and betrayed Shaolin. When Shaolin sent four great warrior monks to hunt down this person, he was killed by the Huanxi demon monk, and his big mudra was shocking to the world, shaking the entire world of supernatural abilities, so it has the reputation of "one palm and one shocking world".

This is not the end, the Huanxi demon monk ignores the rules and precepts of the monks, and when he meets a beautiful woman, he has to participate in the Huanxi Zen with the other party. The man with a murderous aura between his legs is not blown out, according to incomplete statistics, there are hundreds of female aliens in the ability world who have been tragically poisoned and sucked away by him.

With this kind of exercise, which is similar to collecting yin and supplementing yang, the demon monk is cultivating for a thousand miles a day, and many famous masters can't do anything about him. As for the low-level aliens, they were even more frightened, and when they heard the name of the Huanxi Demon Monk, they hid far away, and the two trembling women in front of them were the truest portrayal.

Thump!

The big-breasted sister knelt on the ground, snorted and cried: "Master, my husband died early, my two-year-old daughter is waiting for me to come home, and there are parents and parents-in-law at home who need me to take care of." I can't let my baby be so young without a mother. ”

The woman's affection is sincere and moving.

When normal people hear these words, they will inevitably feel compassion.

However, the Huanxi Demon Monk was expressionless, and his hands were folded and said, "Nan Wu Huanxi Buddha, sins and sins." The monks don't speak, this female benefactor, you are full of words, if your heart is not sincere, your wish will not work, and the poor monk will not be able to fulfill your wishes. ”

The big-breasted sister trembled and begged: "The little woman's words are true, please let the master let me go!" ”

Hearing this, the black-clothed monk's painting style changed abruptly, and he scolded: "I scolded the one next door, slut, I have to force a Sven person like Lao Tzu to swear!" The dog said, you lie and don't pick a target, is your Buddha so easy to fool? ”

Looking at the little monk whose character had collapsed, the two women were dumbfounded, and they didn't react for a while.

"Back then, you were in the south and cheated a few big money. After returning to Xichuan, you found a spare tire and married the man. The Huanxi Demon Monk spoke in an easy-to-understand modern language, shook his head and said: "The sea of bitterness is boundless, turning back is the shore, I thought you had reformed your ways, but I didn't expect that after just one year of marriage, you designed to kill your mortal husband and robbed her of her family property." Your mother-in-law was angry with you half a year ago, and your father-in-law is still bedridden. ”

Speaking of this, the little monk glared at the big-breasted woman with disgust: "You didn't even give birth to an egg, where is your two-year-old daughter?" ”

The big-breasted woman's face turned pale in an instant, and cold sweat trickled down her forehead.

Her eyes were full of incredulity, and she couldn't understand why the monk was so well informed.

The long-legged woman also broke out in a cold sweat, suspecting that the little monk had mastered the legendary mind-reading technique, and saw through their secrets at a glance.

"And you, it's not good to be a technician in Dongguan, you have to change careers to be a female anchor, scratching your head and posing all day long, twisting your waist and swinging your hips, and confusing mortal otaku." The little monk stretched out his hand and pointed at the poor-chested and long-legged woman, and said endlessly: "You hide your identity as a technician and claim to be a female teacher in the dance department of the art school. That's it, live broadcast rewarding, one is willing to fight and one is willing to suffer. You shouldn't be, you shouldn't kill for money. ”

After a pause, the joyful demon monk revealed the crime of the poor-breasted woman: "You met with many male fans offline and cheated money. Later, you set your eyes on an otaku who inherited a large inheritance, and you were born with evil and courage, and after less than half a year of marriage with him, you used your magic to cause your husband to have a car accident. You can hide your methods from mortals, but you can't hide from the government's supernatural police. It is precisely under the investigation of the alien police that you are a thief with a weak heart and escape into the other world of Qingcheng to escape, can the poor monk wronged you? ”

The long-legged woman's face was like gold paper, and her body trembled even more.

"Injustice, not a family, not a family. The two of you smell the same, and you meet in this Qingcheng world and become good sisters. The black-clothed monk's clear gaze swept over the two trembling women, and suddenly revealed a wicked smile: "Everyone in the world calls me a happy demon monk, and the poor monk doesn't like this title." Truth be told, I prefer to call myself a "Green Tea Transcendent". When the poor monk was shaved, he made a great vow - to cross the world green tea and return the world to a quiet and peaceful world! ”

Such a vow made the latent Boss Ye secretly praise.

The two green tea ladies don't have the same good mood as Boss Ye, not to mention that they are exhausted, even in their heyday, they don't have the slightest chance of winning against the Huanxi demon monk with such strong means. The two women exchanged glances and used the best and most powerful weapon of a woman.

"Master, I was wrong, the little girl is willing to reform and take refuge in my Buddha!" The big-breasted woman was in a panic, inadvertently exposing her snow-white career line, and said very sincerely: "I am willing to practice Joy Zen with the master, serve the master's daily life, and ask the master to be fulfilled!" ”

"Master, the Buddha said to put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot, I am willing to change my mind and face to be a new person, listen to the master teach the Dharma day and night, please give me a chance to reform myself." The long-legged woman wriggled her body while talking, worthy of being a female anchor, and the writhing was quite sensitive, which was fascinating.

"Good and good, the sea of bitterness is boundless, and the shore is the back." The little monk seemed to be sexually interested, and his tone was much kinder: "What the female benefactor said is very true, the prodigal son will not change his money, put down the butcher's knife, and become a Buddha on the ground." Since the two female benefactors have a heart of repentance, they are willing to listen to the poor monk preach a "Sutra of Joyful Bliss" to help you wash away the dirt and take refuge in my Buddha. ”

The second daughter was overjoyed when she heard this, and hurriedly nodded in agreement.

Don't talk about listening to a scripture, as long as you can survive, it's no problem unlocking a hundred shame poses.

The little monk sat cross-legged, knocked on the wooden fish, and chanted words in his mouth.

The Buddhist scriptures he narrated were obscure, the pronunciation of the characters was extremely strange, and the two women did not understand a single word.

Gradually, the second girl's body twitched.

Their mouths were wide open, and they couldn't make any sound.

They tried to escape for their lives, but they couldn't even move their fingers.

The two girls felt that something was seriously wrong, and the strange abilities in their bodies had a strange resonance with the scriptures. In the process of this resonance, the strange abilities they had cultivated for many years were rapidly leaking out, integrating into the scriptures, and then flying into the body of the Joy Demon Monk.

Boss Ye in the shadows was also dumbfounded.

He saw a scene that science could not explain, the little monk who was chanting the scriptures, his body was shrouded in a layer of faint golden light, which looked solemn and solemn, and there was a sense of sacrosanctity. And on the two women, a bewitching peach-pink light appeared.

The two rays of light merge into one, causing a scene of discord.

The dignified little monk was doing something very undignified, quickly absorbing the pink energy of the two women.

Knock knock!

After some time, the two women fell to the ground and stopped breathing.

The little monk stood up, looking more and more energetic, as if his skills had been improved, he folded his hands and said: "Sins and sins, the poor monk has words first, I am a green tea super-ferryman." Even children know that if they don't listen or don't listen, the monk recites the scriptures...... The two female benefactors dared to listen to me chanting the scriptures, and the old man admired your courage. ”

As he spoke, he showed a self-deprecating look and muttered to himself: "It seems that the world has a deep misunderstanding of the poor monks, and the joy Zen they understand is to take off their clothes and pants and do that shameful thing?" Sins and sins, how could the old man be a monk, how could he do that kind of thing? ”

It seems that even he doesn't believe this, and soon he changed his rhetoric, revealing a look full of affection: "People are terrible, I can't imagine that the world smears me like this, and the poor monk has never touched an innocent female benefactor in his life." Even if you break the color ring, the old man is worthy of the sky, and he is worthy of the earth, and he only loves one person in this life...... Oh, Nanhai Shenni, time still flies, and all I care about is you. ”