Chapter 444: [Smile!] 】
"Jinling is not a thing in the pool, and it will turn into a dragon when it encounters a storm!"
"The Nine Dragons are shocking, and the wind and clouds will swim in shallow water!"
This is a classic poem from the ancient times of Ai Kato's previous life, which almost describes someone as awesome.
However, the meaning of this poem has changed dramatically in the modern society.
Especially the first sentence:
Jinling is not a thing in the pool.
It was directly written into an H by a powerful writer, which became popular on the Internet at that time, and it can be called a mudslide of small yellow literature.
After more than 20 years, Ai Kato can't remember the plot a little, it seems that the first chapter of the opening game is the male protagonist fighting on the plane?
Such a protagonist is simply terrifying, and it is also a rare existence in the entire world!
Far from it!
It has to be said that the Chinese culture is deep and deep.
Even a writer can't understand the underlying meaning of every sentence!
For example, "What do you want to do?" This simplest word can also be extended to a completely different meaning.
If Uchiha Obito had heard this sentence, with his own ability to understand, he would have thought that this poem was a perfect match for him, because he was the dragon that was about to soar.
Of course, the time was before he was beaten by Ai Kato many times for being inappropriate.
Now that he has lost a lot of self-confidence and increased a lot of confusion after being beaten by Ai Kato.
Now he is very distressed, about a lot of questions, and these questions are still secrets that cannot be told to anyone, can only be suppressed in his heart.
And one of them is about black and white.
Jue is obviously his 'close' 'teammate', and he was originally going to collect Tailed Beasts with Jue and resurrect the Ten Tails, so as to complete the Infinite Moon Reading and achieve his ultimate goal achievement. But now he has to look for various opportunities to cooperate with Ai Kato to solve his most "intimate teammate".
And after this period of planning, not only did he not solve the black absolute, but he also made the black jedi begin to doubt him, which was the most distressing thing for him.
However, he doesn't feel guilty about Jue, and he and he are just using each other. Because he also knows that even if he kills him directly, he will not feel the slightest guilt, just like killing someone he doesn't know.
Eleven years ago, Kurojue was the embodiment of Madara Uchiha's will, and his 'death' was planned by Madara Uchiha, the 'body' of Kuroju, and if it weren't for Madara Uchiha, he wouldn't have come to this point, so from this level, it was definitely the one who harmed him.
Because his body was smashed by a boulder, after he was rescued, most of his body was the first generation and white absolute cells, although his strength was enhanced to a certain extent.
And it wasn't until two years ago that he didn't know the factors attached to his increased strength, and he had been living under the surveillance of the Black Jedi.
That is, it wasn't until two years ago that he cleared up the 'monitor' hidden in his body.
When he learned of this result, he really couldn't imagine that he had been watched for so many years until there was no privacy at all.
Eat a few times a day, drink a few glasses of water, sleep for a few hours, and a few times...... It's all clear.
Whoever jerks off to this kind of thing, he's going to do it too!
After all, the boulder didn't crush his little dingding, it is a normal and usable state!
Over the years, after all, he is a young man in his teens and twenties, and it is impossible for him to have no physical appeals.
It's just that he can't have a girlfriend like a normal person, or go to the women's branch to spend money to enjoy, and he doesn't even have any 'auxiliary tools' such as Lulu cup, feiji cup, dapi stock, inflatable AA, physical AAQ, etc.
He can only use his own hands to achieve his dreams!
Such a private thing is absolutely completely seen, and it is absolutely impossible for Uchiha Obito to accept.
After destroying the 'monitor' in his body, Uchiha Obito was finally relieved.
However, he has always remembered the fact that the black absolute spies on him, and this is one of the reasons why he agreed to cooperate with Ai Kato.
At least, that's what he himself thinks!
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As Ai Kato's words were finished, Xiao Nan fell silent again.
Just as Ai Kato understood the meaning of her words, she also understood the meaning of Ai Kato's words.
She won't be looking for her own dreams now, and in the same way, it's impossible to meet Jiraiya, let alone say something she doesn't want to hear.
"Teacher, how is he now?" After being silent for a long time, Xiao Nan spoke, but her words were not to answer Ai Kato, because she had no way to answer Ai Kato's words.
In recent years, even the Akatsuki organization, which has a very powerful intelligence system, has not heard from Jiraiya, so she wants to ask.
"It should be good, he's traveling around the ninja world now, and by the way, he peeps at the female soup to find inspiration for writing." Ai Kato smiled, he now thought of Jiraiya lying in a certain position to spy on a group of girls taking a bath.
From a moral point of view, the act of peeping at the female soup is shameful and should be strongly condemned by all sectors of society!
Although he teamed up with Jiraiya twice when he was a child, after all, he was only 'five years old' at the time, and he wouldn't do such a thing now!
"Hasn't the teacher's peeping at girls taking a bath been reined in?" Xiao Nan also laughed, and couldn't help but think of what happened twenty years ago.
In the three years that the three of them studied with Jiraiya, Jiraiya also took Yahiko and Nagato to spy on the female soup.
She remembered that Yahiko was thrilled afterwards, as if she had discovered a new world. Nagato is more introverted, but he feels a little embarrassed.
And, of course, reading the Little Yellow Book.
Pity the girl who was half her age at the time, how embarrassing.
"I guess I can't change it for a lifetime." Kato Ai shook his head, this kind of habit of decades is generally not easy to break.
However, after meeting so many times in the past few months, Ai Kato saw Xiaonan's smile for the first time.
"By the way, teacher, hasn't she caught up with Tsunade yet?" Xiao Nan asked again.
As a girl, her mind is naturally more careful than Uzumaki Nagato and Yahiko, and she has been with Jiraiya for three years, so she naturally knows who she likes as a teacher.
"It's still a long way off." Ai Kato shook her head again.
He can't say anything about feelings.,He feels that Tsunade and Jiraiya should be able to come together.,But it's always like missing the best time.。
More than ten years ago, he obviously felt that he was only one step away, and he didn't know why he suddenly didn't follow.
"That's exactly what happened."
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