"6666, a batch of this wave of operation!"

"Li Shizhen drips skin!"

"Hanging king, you're not happy if you don't skin for a day, right?"

"Are you happy to skin it?"

"As soon as I heard this, the hanging king suddenly softened."

"The beautiful grassland is my home, and there is a green flower on the grassland!"

The atmosphere is very good, just because the game atmosphere was too tense and was calmed down and joyful by Chen Mo's joke.

Chen Mo took two sips of tea soaked with wolfberries, moistened his throat and continued: "It's a long-distance relationship with my girlfriend, it's easy to meet, and I hit it with one blow!"

There is no choice but to marry a son.

Before giving birth, for the sake of the fetus, you can't have a happy bang.

After giving birth, for the sake of his wife's health, he couldn't be happy.

After my wife recovered, she was too tired to take care of the children and couldn't have a happy one......

After staying up for almost two years, it was finally the first day that the child was old enough to sleep on his own.

Full of joy, he first ate a candlelight dinner, then played a small movie to brew the atmosphere, and then frantically pushed his wife down on the bed and snapped!

And then...... One hit and you're on the move!

Pregnant with a second child! ”

"Hahahaha, I can't be happy in this life!"

"Hanging King, I'm better than you, I can hit with one hit with a set!"

"Upstairs, come, send warmth in winter, this forgiveness hat for you to wear, ouch, a few thieves!"

"A cup of respect for my girlfriend, a cup of respect for Lao Wang, guarding my kindness, chose to forgive! A cup of Mao Pian, a glass of paper, hollowed out my body, and I was left with confusion! ”

"I'm much better than you, why don't I kiss my mouth twice, what did I say?"

"Heh, I've had ten babies just holding hands!"

"Lao Tzu has already made my wife give birth to a baby with his mind, and she is still born prematurely!"

"History is always strikingly similar!"

The two small dirty sections went down, and the time was close to two hours, Chen Mo said into the microphone: "Old iron, let's broadcast for a while at the end, and I will have to rest."

What more should I talk about?

Well...... Pregnant! Usually, in order to broadcast live, there is a habit of collecting some more interesting news.

Next, I will show you something that looks like a joke, but it is actually real news, which can be regarded as a summary of the memories of the past 2017. Ahem......

Forgive the reporter of the Agency, and the king silently sent a message from the front.

1. Licking a mouthful of chicken manure gives 10,000 yuan, and the man adds 1 million yuan, but the other party does not give money.

2. The man rode a bicycle home thousands of miles away, and found that the direction was reversed a month later.

3. The woman jumped into the river because her body was too fat, and she couldn't sink because she was too fat to float.

4. The two guys made their own "urging (harmony) love potion" and tried the medicine themselves, and after drinking it, they had a seizure. ”

The authentic broadcasting tone, and Chen Mo is still so serious when he reads the news, which adds to the fun.

Especially when I read the fourth article, the friends in the whole live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Ma Dan, I went to Baidu for a while, it's really a real thing!"

"Isn't that a joke?"

"I want to know what those two guys have in the end...... You know! ”

"Keep going! Hang the king continues! ”

Chen Mo continued: "5. The man stuffed the loach into his rectum after drinking, and the loach pierced through the intestinal wall and "escaped".

6. There were more than 70,000 on the woman's card to find the lost owner everywhere, and she tossed for many days and found that it was her own.

7. My boyfriend hid a small notebook to keep his girlfriend's black accounts.

8. The landlord presses the coin device on the toilet, and the tenant can't flush the toilet without coins.

9. The man used 38 live cockroaches to spell out 'I-love-u' and confessed, but was decisively refused.

10. My son's girlfriend is too beautiful, and the old woman wants a 'serious work certificate'.

11. Hangzhou primary school students made up the word "wow" on two pages, and were punished by the teacher for reading the full text of the composition.

……

20. The man walked to the traffic police after drinking and took the initiative to ask for a breathalyzer test, and after being refused, he drove to the test.

Okay, today's undisciplined news is over, thank you for watching, and we'll see you in the next episode. ”

"I'm dripping mom, laughing and dripping my Ding Ding Boer!"

"Reality is always more absurd than TV dramas."

"Interesting! It's so much fun! ”

"Hang Wang, I suggest that in the future, 'No Discipline News' will become a fixed program."

"That's right! I love hearing this true, but interesting news! ”

In the live broadcast room, all kinds of props and gifts flew up.

Chen Mo felt that he could consider adding the column "Undisciplined News" to his live broadcast, but he couldn't broadcast it often, after all, this kind of real but undisciplined news is not available every day.

These news are the materials that Chen Mo has collected in the past year, and they are almost all broadcast in one go today.

When he was about to turn off the live broadcast and say goodbye to his friends, Chen Mo opened the backstage and took a look, and then he was shocked by the information in the "Today's Gift Income" column!

"One...... More than 1,150,000 !!! ”

Chen Mo was stunned!

Could it be the handiwork of a big tyrant?

But after taking a closer look at the details of the gift reward, no reward is more than 10,000 yuan!

This more than one million is almost a few dollars, dozens of dollars, and countless rewards.

This makes Chen Mo different.

Take a look at the popularity of your live broadcast room.

I'll it!

What is the situation?

Popularity: 23155112

Number of followers: 6301305

This...... This popularity and attention are about to break through the sky!

More than 23 million popularity, more than 6.3 million followers......

Could it be that the official accidentally swiped the data to the wrong room?

But when Chen Mo accidentally saw the headlines pushed by his mobile news app, he immediately understood what was going on!

It turned out that after his affairs were reported by major news websites, many people were moved by their actions and silently came to Douyu to reward and cheer for their live broadcast room.

Many of these people are some elderly people who are not too old, and they all let their children teach how to recharge and reward.

Backstage, countless private messages and messages made Chen Mo feel moved.

"Little classmate, your deeds aunt has seen you, you are really great! Although the 500 yuan is very small, it is a little bit of the aunt's heart, you can use it for the little girl's surgery. ”

"When I saw that little girl, I thought of my daughter who also had cancer and died ten years ago. It's a pity that at that time, my daughter was not so lucky to meet such a good young man as you.

Uncle's family is not rich, don't be too little for a hundred yuan! ”

"I was really moved by your deeds of donating kidneys, donating money, and going bankrupt to save fans."

"My grandfather asked me to help him reward 1,000 yuan to hang the king, come on!"

"I'm also a cancer patient, it's terminal, and no amount of money can save it. These 5,000 yuan, I hope you can give it to the little girl Benxi for me, so that she can continue to live for me. ”

(End of chapter)