Chapter 281: Be My Child's Father!
"Let my brother take you out for a ride!"
Chen Mo laughed, and the king's eight heads stretched directly into the spring water.
Seeing that Chen Mo's Wang Batou reached in, and the spring water didn't attack him, Nandou's face turned green.
Chen Mo directly tied Bodhidharma to his head.
At this time, the five heroes on the opposite side were all tied to the big head of the Lord of Forgiveness.
He swayed five people, running around as if they were parade through the streets.
Regardless of the five people shouting and scolding, Chen Mo ignored it anyway.
At this time, Lin Meng said calmly: "Don't panic, everyone! Although we can't kill this Wang Ba, it seems that he can't kill us when he is in this state.
Then let's consume it, who is afraid of whom! ”
Ass King: "Yes! Consumed! I'll sing a rap to relieve boredom, yo, yo, yo, cheek, it's delicious, it's not dumplings, it's fun, it's not my sister-in-law......"
Lu Xiaoli: "Lao Wang, stop singing!" ”
Nandou: "Hanging King, it's boring for you to do this, and you can't kill us, what are you doing?" ”
Cheng Yanjin: "Okay...... It's so comfortable! Vigorously, vigorously!! ki Mo anxious~~~~"
There was a hint of playfulness at the corner of Chen Mo's mouth.
Yes, when you activate Skill 3, you can't do damage.
But that doesn't mean you can't kill the five of you!
Slowly came to the only remaining highland defense tower in his house, and after Chen Mo entered the tower, he released the five people.
As soon as the five of them saw that they could run, they immediately ran away!
However, as soon as they ran out of the range of the defense tower, Chen Mo immediately grabbed them back with a 3 skill.
That's it, the five people were released, captured, and released, and all of them were beaten to pieces by the defense tower!
All five of them were about to cry!
This Nima!
Is there such a humiliating thing?
That's right, Chen Mo is now playing and humiliating the five people.
Seeing that the blood volume of the five people was about to bottom out, Chen Mo deliberately ran out of the tower and let the five of them regain their blood.
Nandou also pressed the blood return skill at first, but after discovering Chen Mo's purpose, he said angrily: "Kill me!" Let me die!! It's so humiliating! ”
However, how could Chen Mo get his wish?
You don't heal, do you?
Then Lao Tzu quietly watched you return to blood naturally, although the return was slow, but it was also returning!
The five ass kings are called a torment!
I can't fight this fight, and I can't die, so I can only watch this big king humiliate the five people on his side.
Who can stand this!
Oh, of course, only Cheng Biting Jin's dead kept screaming cool......
Seeing that the torture was almost over, Chen Mo's eldest king finally moved again.
He tied five people with green tentacles, and he was ...... Clicked the return button!!
All five of them had green faces when they landed!
How high does the damage of the spring water?
Anyway, so far, none of the five of them can afford it!
Although this big king can't attack in this state, he can return to the city and move!
"Beat him, don't let him go back to the city!" Lu Xiaoli said urgently.
-1!
-1!
-1!
-1!
-1!
-1!
A large string of -1 numbers floated above Chen Mo's head, interrupting his return to the city.
Chen Mo couldn't help but laugh and said, "Is it useful?" Interrupting me back to the city would be a slow death! ”
With that, Chen Mo slowly and leisurely operated the Lord of Forgiveness and walked towards the spring water of his house.
"Ladies and gentlemen, there is a high-energy warning ahead, please pay attention, what will be released for you is the spring water five kills in the first official qualifying match of Honor of Kings!
It hasn't been before, and it won't ever be! ”
Chen Mo smiled, and immediately began to move.
"Five Kills from the Spring...... Hahaha, it deserves to be the king of hanging, this hanging! ”
"I have only seen the spring water commit suicide, and there has never been a spring water five killings!"
"Hahaha, the ass king, Lu Xiaoli deserve it!"
"It's so cool to watch! Ten rockets are delivered! ”
There was a cheering in the live broadcast room, and all kinds of fish balls, props and gifts flew up.
Chen Mo's popularity has been greatly boosted again.
Seeing that she was about to enter the spring, Lu Xiaoli's face turned red.
She said angrily: "Vote! Cast now! Surrender can't let that hanging force kill the five of us in the spring! It's so humiliating! ”
The Ass King chimed in: "Yes! I'll write songs right away to diss this grandson! ”
Lin Meng and Nandou saw that the two bosses were about to surrender, so they had no choice but to click to surrender.
Only Cheng Yanjin said unwillingly: "It's so cool that people don't let it cool for a while, it's really disappointing!" ”
Seeing that these people on the head didn't move.
Chen Mo chuckled in his heart.
I'm going to kill the spring five soon, isn't it a matter of reducing my brother's live broadcast effect if you surrender now!
Bite!
"System prompt: Is it forbidden for the other party to surrender?"
"Yes! It has to be! Want to surrender before the effect of the live broadcast comes out? The door is useless! ”
Chen Mo decisively chose "yes"!
After the five chose to surrender, they quietly waited for their base to explode.
Ten seconds......
Twenty seconds......
Half a minute passed!
Nothing happened!
All five of them were stunned!
Nima!
Why can't you even surrender?
Lu Xiaoli: "The coercion on the other side, let us surrender!" We've got it! Count us out! ”
Ass King: "Yes, it's okay for us to surrender, right?" ”
Chen Mo: "I'm sorry, here when I am the king, there are only those who are tortured and humiliated and lost, and there are no surrenders and losses!" ”
Ass King: "Fuck!! ”
Lu Xiaoli: "I'm hanging up and not playing!! ”
Chen Mo didn't bother to pay attention to them.
When I came to the spring, several rays of light shone through......
"Eight River Kings killed Daji!"
"Double kill!"
"Three kills!"
"Four kills!"
"Five Kills !!"
In the spring, complete five kills!
In the live broadcast room, there was another crazy wave of "6666" flying with gifts.
Seeing that the other side threw away the phone and stopped playing.
Chen Mo knew that it was no fun to torture this kind of idle person again.
So with his teammates, he demolished the opposite base in less than half a minute.
This game can be said to be enjoyable for fans in the live broadcast room.
Obviously, I didn't expect that a river king can be so sharp and so funny!
This game was tormented for too long because the other party had been tortured, and it was played for an hour and a half.
The next day, he had to go to the hospital to visit Qin Benxi, and Chen Mo originally planned to broadcast for only two hours today.
Thinking like this, Chen Mo said into the microphone: "Ladies and gentlemen, let's have two more jokes, let's end today's live broadcast, and tomorrow the king will go to watch the guardian silent." ”
"Ahem, it's coming!
Momo flirted with a girl, and it was KFC three days later, and I was afraid that she would be pregnant, so I proposed to wear a condom.
She firmly disagreed, saying that wearing a condom would make me feel uncomfortable, and when I felt that it was going to come out, I would just pull it out.
I was touched, ah, what a sweet girl!
Mrs. Shi, the old man is here!
I went up and did it all the way.
After some rain and clouds, I felt like I was going to do something, so I quickly pulled it out.
However, the girl's face turned dark, her legs tightened, her feet hooked my waist, and shouted, 'Be my child's father!' ’”