"Host, I'm convinced!"

"Listen to the sound of my sister, it's really amazing!"

After listening to the comments of the Huanxi demon monk on the two women, the system threw itself to the ground.

The system really didn't see that the boy who looked like a straw bag really had something.

Boss Ye is quite useful, he has always taught him to be a man systematically, and it is rare to have a chance to win back a city, which greatly satisfies his vanity. In this way, he wants to warn the system that he has hidden talents in addition to kryptonite.

Before he had time to speak, the voice of the little monk came from his ears: "Donor, when do you want to peek?" ”

The eyes of the happy demon monk locked on an ancient pine where Ye Huang was hiding.

The little monk's eyes seemed to penetrate the big tree hugged by several people, making people have nothing to hide.

Having seen the terrifying methods of the Huanxi Demon Monk with his own eyes, Boss Ye was frightened and walked out boldly.

When encountering such a ruthless character, it is not a way to dodge, and it is impossible to turn around and run for your life, so it is better to go out and meet with a generous party.

"The master is a good means, admire and admire!"

Boss Ye discarded the festival exercises, and as soon as he went out, he was full of sycophants.

He also learned the way of speaking of strangers, with a bit of antiquity in his words.

The little monk's face was peaceful, and he looked at the young man with a black cat in his arms opposite, his clear eyes seemed to have everything, and he said pointedly: "The donor's appearance is strange, but he looks like an old man, and he will definitely have a bright future in the future." ”

"I didn't expect the master to look at his face, disrespectful and disrespectful." Ye Huang's appearance is not entirely disguised. In his circle of friends, there are those who ask the master to open the light, those who ask the master to exorcise evil spirits, and those who ask the master to see feng shui, which is actually very common in the circle of the rich.

"Before the poor monk came here, the benefactor had already hidden behind the ancient pine." The little monk glanced at the location where Ye Huang was hiding before, and then pointed to the two women who were out of breath but maintained a sleeping beauty posture, looking interested: "These two female donors can be regarded as charming, why donors don't come out to save the beauty heroically?" ”

This seemingly casual question is full of invisible pressure.

Ye Huang had a hunch that if he couldn't answer, today would be his death.

In the face of this extraordinary monk, Boss Ye chose not to speak, pointed at the big-breasted woman and said: "This woman's voice is artificial, fake breasts and deceive the world, she is not a good person at first glance, I don't need to save her." ”

The little monk was stunned: "Donor, how can you tell her fake breasts?" ”

"According to Newton's fourth law, a tall girl has a small breast, and a short girl has a big breast."

Boss Ye showed off the basic skills of the old driver and led the little monk to approach science: "Look carefully, she is wearing flat shoes and is at least 1.7 meters tall. A woman who is 1.7 meters and actually reaches the E cup is simply an act against humanity! There are only two possibilities for this phenomenon, one is that she is fat and has no friends. Master, please see, she is quite thin, so there is only one other possibility left - fake breasts! ”

"When did Newton come up with the fourth law?" The little monk walked into science, and also stimulated the spirit of exploration of scientists, and the next words were very stressful: "Donor, the poor monk has been a monk since he was a child, and he has not read much, don't lie to me." ”

After speaking, without waiting for Ye Huang to speak, the Huanxi demon monk went to find out the truth himself.

I saw him squatting down, tearing open the blouse of the big-breasted sister and lifting the Bra.

The little monk stood up and looked at Ye Huang in amazement: "The donor has good eyesight, and the poor monk admires it." ”

"I have won awards, and the master has praised it." Boss Ye was rarely humble.

The little monk seemed to have 100,000 whys, and pointed to the long-legged girl, and said curiously: "What about this female benefactor, why don't you save her?" ”

Ye Huang entered the state, habitually brought up the rhythm, and pointed to the old pine where he had hidden.

The little monk immediately gazed at the pine tree, as if he had comprehended the profound Dharma, and fell into deep thought.

After a long time, he patted his little bald head, and suddenly realized: "Doesn't the donor think that her skin is rough, like old pine bark?" ”

Ye Huang shook his head and smiled without saying a word.

The little monk pondered for a moment, and then asked, "Could it be that the woman's actual age is too old, and the donor blames her for pretending to be tender, like an old pine?" ”

Ye Huang shook his head again and encouraged: "With the master's understanding, it is only a little bit away from realizing the truth. ”

The little monk was ashamed to ask: "I'm ashamed, the poor monk has limited understanding, and I ask the donor to say it clearly." ”

"Hahahaha!" The little monk laughed loudly, seemed to be very satisfied with the answer given by Boss Ye, and exclaimed: "Well said, the donor acts recklessly, and he is a man of temperament!" ”

Ye Huang smiled and said nothing, the demon monk in front of him was moody, he didn't play cards according to the routine, and it was very stressful to deal with this kind of person.

The little monk refused to let him go, and said with great interest: "The poor monk has traveled to the mortal world many times, and he has many doubts in his heart. The donor is talented and intelligent, can he answer the questions of the poor monks? ”

Ye Huang was beating a drum in his heart, seriously suspecting that the Huanxi Demon Monk was deliberately making things difficult.

He can't answer correctly every time, as long as he answers incorrectly once, the little monk will have a reason to kill him.

So he told the truth: "The master is serious, I failed the college entrance examination, I didn't go to college, I can't talk about talent, and I don't deserve to learn the four words." The master is a high-ranking monk, and his learning is thousands of times better than me, and he has no ability to solve the master's doubts. ”

"Does the donor think the poor monk intends to make things difficult for you?" The little monk's eyes were cold, as if he had seen through Lord Ye's heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys.

At this time, silence is better than sound, Ye Huang didn't speak, his expression contained the subtext: Isn't this obvious?

"The monks don't speak, and the poor monks swear to the Buddha of Joy, and they just want to find the donor to solve the confusion in their hearts at this moment." The little monk swore a curse, looking quite sincere: "Donor, the last question, as long as you type this question, the poor monk swears not to embarrass you again, I don't know what to do?" ”

Does Ye Huang still have a choice, so he had to bite the bullet and say: "Although the master asks, but if you have something to say first, I may not be able to solve the master's confusion." ”

"The donor doesn't have to be humble, the poor monk has faith in you." The little monk said, raising the confusion in his heart: "When the poor monk was wandering, I met a female benefactor in the mortal world, and I sent a text message to her to exchange Buddhism. One day, the benefactor sent a text message to the poor monk, and the content was all numbers. The poor monk still remembers that the string of numbers are 32744, 5466265249642645426, 46642264826942426...... Dare to ask the donor, what is the true meaning of this number? ”

Without a doubt, this is a five-star problem with a difficulty factor.

Ye Huang fell into deep thought and asked, "Master, can you say that string of numbers again?" ”

“32744，5466265249642645426，46642264826942426……”

Ye Huang took out his mobile phone, turned it on, opened a document and pressed it.

After a series of manipulations, he smiled, leaned next to the little monk, pointed to the screen of his mobile phone and said, "Master, you have an answer to your question." The female donor, using the mobile phone pinyin input method, sent an invitation to you. You see, 32744, pinyin input happens to be the word 'master'. The whole paragraph of numbers she sends you should mean ...... Master, come to my room tonight and participate in the Joy Meditation. ”

Syllable!

The little monk slapped his head, and suddenly realized, but also had a sense of remorse for being wrong by hundreds of millions.

In addition to being annoyed, he looked at Ye Huang even more in amazement, and did not hesitate to praise him: "The donor is a pedantic celestial, and he is only eight buckets high, and the poor monk is convinced!" ”

Boss Ye's face was red, someone used to pat him on the back, at most he praised him with a conscience, "so handsome, cool, open-minded", and no one ever praised him with words like "pedantic and talented".

The little monk came to his senses: "Donor, the poor monk fell in love with you at first sight, are you willing to marry Jin Lan with me?" ”