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"First, even if you are at home, you must lock the door!"

Chen Mo paused and continued:

"Second...... Early love is risky, and love is cautious! ”

"Poof......

Hearing Chen Mo's words, all the audience burst into laughter!

God hey, hey, hey, hey, he

God's special early love is risky!

It's not like you're fooling other people's bear children, people have!

"Awesome! I've never seen such a brazen person! ”

"Hang the king, you really don't cheat people, and if you pit people, you will shake the earth!"

"Oops, no, my Mimi hurts when I laugh!"

“……”

At this time, someone connected again.

Chen Mo hurried to connect with lightning speed!

As if I'm afraid that the other party will regret it!

"Let's see, which fool is it...... Oh no!

Which sailor needs to be comforted by the king's heart. ”

Soon.

Mai is connected.

Chen Mo asked softly:

"Hello, here is your moon my heart.

I'm the anchor hanging king.

What do you call it? ”

"Hang the king, my surname is Wang."

"Oh, that's a good surname!

The king of the old king next door!

I'm not afraid of being green by others!

Ha ha!

May I ask Mr. Wang, what are your worries? ”

Mr. Wang: "I'm green......"

Chen Mo: "......"

All sailors: "......"

The atmosphere was awkward.

I just finished saying that your surname is good, you are the king of the old king next door, why do you say that you are green!

Chen Mo thought for a moment, and then said, "You are not worthy of the surname Wang." ”

Mr. Wang: "??? ”

"Poofhahahaha......"

"God is not worthy of the surname Wang!"

"Not all people with the surname Wang are the old king next door!"

"Hanging king, you are too bad!"

“……”

Chen Mo: "Just kidding, Mr. Wang, don't mind!"

Now let's get it official.

What happened to me?

Can you elaborate on that? ”

Mr. Wang: "Here's the thing.

Just the day before.

My whole family is at home.

As soon as the wife returned home, she announced with a smile in front of the whole family:

I'm pregnant!!!

Then, the whole family was overjoyed.

The old man, the brother-in-law, the seven aunts and the eight aunts are simply noisy gongs and drums, and firecrackers are ringing in unison.

They all treat my wife as a general who has returned from a victorious battle!

At that time, I was also very happy. ”

Chen Mo: "So, how did you find out that you were green?"

Did you find any clues from your wife? ”

Mr. Wang: "No.

When the whole family is happy.

At this time, my dad suddenly pulled me aside and said to me:

Son, in fact, our family has a hereditary disease and can't have children!

I took one look at my wife.

Immediately angry!!

Then, he beat the woman and forced her to name the adulterer.

As a result, it was still a person I knew.

Tell me, what's this called!! ”

The sailors in the live broadcast room were all indignant.

"Bichi! It's shameless! ”

"Yes, I brought a green hat to someone, and I dared to go home and announce my pregnancy!"

"It's so deceitful!"

"If you want me, just beat her to death!!"

"The wife is used to spoil, but the cheating Bichi is used to fight!!"

Mr. Wang also shouted angrily:

"What did I do wrong?

Why would Heaven let me be punished like this?

Fortunately, my dad told me in time about the fact that there is a genetic disease in my family.

Otherwise, I'm still in the dark. ”

Chen Mo comforted:

"Mr. Wang, don't be angry.

The old does not go, and the new does not come.

What you lose is someone who doesn't love you, and she, she loses someone who loves him.

Besides, you don't still love your father, do you? ”

Mr. Wang on the other end of the microphone was obviously in a much better mood, and his tone calmed down:

"Thank you, I see.

Now, I live only for my biological parents!

No one else deserves my love! ”

Water friends were also amazed, and sighed why the king had suddenly changed.

It's actually starting to comfort people!

After all, even if the previous sailors had such a big incident at home, Chen Mo never comforted him.

Now it's just that his wife is cheating, no one is dead, and he is not bankrupt, Chen Mo actually began to comfort people!

Just when Mr. Wang was in a calm mood and was about to hang up the phone.

Chen Mo said suddenly:

"Mr. Wang, wait a minute!

I seem to ...... I think there's something wrong with ......."

Mr. Wang: "What's wrong?" ”

Chen Mo: "What if...... If you have a genetic disease in your family and are unable to have children......

So, where are you from? ”

Mr. Wang: "......"

Toot toot

Then, there was a blind sound on the microphone.

Mr. Wang hung up.

There was silence in the live broadcast room again, and then it exploded again!!

"Damn!! I just reacted!! ”

"Pss......ss This Mr. Wang is simply miserable! ”

"I just finished saying that I want to live for my biological father...... Daddy is not a father!! ”

"Don't say it's green, my dad isn't a kiss!"

"I'm sorry, Hangwang, I apologize to you, you're still that bastard who only scares people, and you haven't gotten better."

Chen Mo spread his hands helplessly and said:

"It's really not my problem.

I just told him what I had in mind.

I've got a lot of comforting words in store!

Who knew he was going to hang up?

He talked to me for less than three minutes, and I wanted to drag out the show a little longer! ”

Then, soon, someone connected to the microphone again!

"Hello to the king, your surname is Hou, you can call me Xiaohou." Xiao Hou said.

Chen Mo: "Hello Xiaohou, do you have any worries, or confusion that you need me to answer?" ”

Xiaohou: "Hanging Wang, that's the case, my uncle recently passed away in his fifties.

I just want to ask, how can I live a long life?

Are there any specific tips? ”

Chen Mo thought about it, nodded and said solemnly:

"Actually, if you want to live a long life, it's really simple!"

Xiaohou: "Oh? Tell us about it! ”

Chen Mo: "Run Run Shaw, who lived for 107, worked out four times a week and practiced qigong every day;

Li Ka-shing, the 86-year-old richest man in China, swims and plays golf every day;

The 93-year-old Macau gambling king Stanley Ho never takes any supplements and insists on swimming and fitness every day;

Fok Ying-tung, a red-roofed businessman, only eats fruit for breakfast and corn taro for dinner;

Media magnate Murdoch eats more than 20 kinds of fruits and vegetables every day......

I've said so much, do you know the secret of longevity shared by these people? ”

Xiao Hou suddenly realized:

"I see! You're telling me to exercise more, eat more fruits and vegetables, and don't eat those messy supplements, right? ”

Chen Mo shook his head and said:

"Wrong...... None of this is what they have in common.

Their common secret to longevity is...... Rich! ”

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