The secret of their longevity is money!!

Groove !!

In a word, it directly pierced everyone's hearts!

"King Hang, you're really a fucking logical genius!"

"Why can I be tricked by you countless times for the same routine?"

"Old heart, tie the iron!"

"If you have money, you can do whatever you want!"

Xiao Hou said: I decided, it's better to burp early."

"It's impossible to be rich, it's impossible to be rich in this life."

Xiao Hou, who was pierced through his heart, didn't even want to speak, and hung up directly.

Chen Mo returned the bar and said:

"I said Hou Zai, you haven't talked to me for a minute!

Can it be done?

Don't let people live anymore? ”

"It's because you don't give people a way to live!"

"You're so scared, you just talk to the sky to death!"

"It's obvious that you're making people speechless, hey!!"

That's when it happened.

Suddenly, someone connected to the microphone again!

Chen Mo was pleasantly surprised: "Is this swollen today?" They actually came one after another to give away heads!

Come, let's connect with this old iron wheat.

Hey, hello, what do you call you? ”

"Hello Hangwang, your surname is Li, and she is the mother of a child.

Just call me Mama Li. Li's mother said.

Chen Mo: "Hey, I didn't expect my show to be watched by my mother!"

Thank you Mama Li for your support.

Do you have any questions? ”

Li's mother: "My child has recently started kindergarten.

I used to think she listened to me.

Now I find that the child is getting more and more skinny and disobedient.

I communicated with the kindergarten teacher, and the teacher said that the child's emotional intelligence was not good.

Are there any ways you can improve your child's emotional intelligence? ”

Chen Mo was a little speechless.

It seems that this network anchor is really not something that anyone can be.

The audience is really diverse, and there are all kinds of people.

You don't even know what questions she can ask.

If you are someone else, maybe you don't have any tricks for educating children.

But Chen Mo is different.

Chen Mo nodded and said:

"I've got a bit of experience with that.

My sister was raised by me since she was a child, and she is now very good, attending the best high school in the country. ”

Mother Li: "Ah, so powerful! Can you tell me about your educational experience? ”

Chen Mo: "From the time your child goes to kindergarten, you have to teach him to change 'thank you' to 'thank you'.

Replace 'whatever' with 'listen to you'.

Replace 'I won't' with 'I can learn'.

Do you understand? 'Changed to' Did I understand?' ’

In this way, if you change your tone, you can feel very comfortable with the other party, and feel that the child is very polite and emotionally intelligent. ”

Mother Li: "Wow, I didn't expect you to understand this aspect of educating children!"

Thank you, I remember all of this! ”

Chen Mo: "It's not enough to just remember, let's practice on the spot."

I play the teacher, you play your child.

Let's give it a try. ”

Mother Li: "Okay! Try! ”

Chen Mo: "Do you smoke?" ”

Li's mother: "I can learn!" ”

Well?

As soon as Mother Li finished saying this, she immediately had a black question mark on her face.

Your sister's!

What kind of question are you asking!!

How can you ask a child if he smokes?

Mother Li: "Hang Wang, what's the problem with you!! ”

"Poofhahahaha......"

"Hanging King, you leather!"

"Mother Li has been tricked!"

"Hahaha, my hair fell out when I laughed!"

"Your sister, you can't prevent it!"

"With the king of Lianmai, you have to be careful all the time, no matter how serious the problem, it is possible to deviate in the end."

Chen Mo: "Ouch, I'm sorry, I was just joking."

Can we do it all over again? ”

Li's mother: "Okay, don't ask if you can smoke again this time!" ”

Chen Mo: "Don't worry! Ahem......

Get into the state and start ha! ”

Chen Mo: "What brand of cigarettes do you want to smoke?" ”

Mother Li: "Listen to you."

Well? ”

Mother Li instantly had a black question mark on her face again.

Nima!

I don't ask if I can smoke, but I don't ask what brand of cigarettes I smoke!!

Netizens also laughed like crazy.

"Hahaha!"

"Listen to you, thank you, did I understand?"

"I've learned the essence upstairs."

"Draw inferences, class representatives!"

"I'll have one too: will you give me a mouth? Beauty to answer! ”

"I can let my dog learn."

"Is this some kind of parenting plan for a domineering president?"

"Upstairs, this is clearly a parenting plan for delinquent teenagers."

Although Mother Li was speechless, she still thanked Chen Mo.

Because although Chen Mo's later question is a spoof, this method is really good.

Soon, someone connected again.

Chen Mo: "What is the name of this sailor?" ”

"My name is Richard Wang."

The man said.

Chen Mo frowned, and then smiled lightly:

"The name...... It's a bit of a sass!

The combination of Chinese and Western, and it is homophonic with a very sassy verb. ”

"Pretty sassy verbs?"

"Richard Wang, Wang—to? Li-Li? Check-insert? ”

"Poof......

"It's so sassy!"

"Brother Richard Wang, you deserve to be a member of our royal family! The names are so coquettish! ”

Richard Wang: "......"

Wang Richard was scolded by Chen Mo for a whole minute, and he didn't speak.

He is usually most proud of his own name that combines Chinese and Western.

I didn't expect that when I came to Chen Mo, it would completely change its taste!

Richard Wang: "Huh, ~~~~~ hangs the king, I heard that you are very capable of scaring people, right?" ”

Chen Mo: "It's so-so." ”

Richard Wang: "I don't accept it!" My girlfriend usually likes to scare me, but she never beats me.

I'm going to compare myself to you! ”

Chen Mo: "Oh? How to compare? ”

Richard Wang: "You come to play my girlfriend, come and scold me, see if you can scold me!"

The scene goes like this, the two of us are on the phone.

If you can beat me, I'll give you ten super rockets. ”

Chen Mo: "Hey, okay!

This money is given to me for nothing! ”

The battle between the two is about to break out!

Netizens are also waiting and watching with interest.

Chen Mo: "Ahem, ahem...... I'm going to get started!

Richard, take it! ”

Richard Wang: "Come on!" ”

Chen Mo: "Dididi~~~~."

Hey, husband, what are you doing? ”

Richard Wang: "What are you doing, you're in a daze." ”

Static braking!

I'm not going to do anything, look at what you do to me!

Richard Wang was very proud at this time.

Chen Mo immediately slapped the table and said angrily:

"Okay, you King Richard, you'd rather be in a daze than look for me!

Do you still have me in your heart?

Divorce!!! ”

Richard Wang: "......"

"Poofhahahaha......"

"It's beautiful!!"

"Hang the king!"

"Fortunately, I didn't find a girlfriend like Hangwang."

"Upstairs, do you have a girlfriend?"

"The king of the kings, the intestines are broken, it must be the king of you!"