Opening Tang Peng's WeChat, Chen Mo found a separate group: those who sell tea.

Soon Chen Mo found the first target, a beautiful woman named Ling'er, whose head was a shawl-haired bust.

The friend who wrote in Tang Peng's application record was "Colleague, if you have something to add, agree".

Chen Mo first opened her circle of friends and looked at it.

There is no information about the sale of tea at all.

It's all some chicken soup, selfies and whining.

The disguise is very much like a normal girl.

Chen Mo sent a message: "Hello, you have something to do with me?" What department are you in? ”

Ling'er: "Uh...... It seems that the wrong person was added...... Excuse me......

If you bother you, please delete me. ”

Chen Mo shook his head and smiled:

"Routine! It's all routines!!

Changed to an ordinary person, I didn't know that she was selling tea.

When I saw this beautiful woman's avatar and found that the other party actually took the initiative to ask me to delete the other party, I must have relaxed my vigilance!

How could a silk man like Tang Peng take the initiative to delete a beauty? ”

Tang Peng: "??? ”

"Poof......

"Tang Peng is lying down! Hahahaha......"

"Don't say it, if I didn't know in advance, I might have been fooled by her."

"Added the wrong person...... This reason is so pompous! ”

"Go on! I want to see what this guy does! ”

Ling'er: "When I saw the recommendation of a friend in the circle of friends, I thought it was an acquaintance and got married, it seems that I saved the wrong number and saved it for you." ”

Chen Mo: "Okay, normal. ”

Ling'er: "Didn't bother you, did you?" ”

Chen Mo: "No, no,"

Ling'er: "A tongue-sticking expression, isn't this also a kind of fate?" Actually, if you don't mind, you can make a friend! ”

Here it comes!

It's finally here!

The routine begins!

The barrage of sailors is no longer issued.

are all waiting with relish for this beauty's routine Chen Mo.

Chen Mo: "Okay, I don't mind. ”

Ling'er: "I'm so glad to meet you with a shy expression"

Chen Mo: "How happy are you?" ”

Ling'er: "......"

How happy is it?

What's wrong with this Nima?

Shouldn't normal people answer "I'm happy too"?

"Hahahaha......"

"There is joy, poof......"

"Here, the king has started to scare people!"

"The beauty is also confused, why don't you play cards according to the routine!"

“666666666666”

Ling'er was stunned for a long time before replying to Chen Mo.

In the middle, the two talked about some work, life, and so on.

It's a lot like an old friend chatting.

Chen Mo couldn't help but sigh:

"It's not easy to sell tea now.

In order to sell some goods, I have to spend my life and energy chatting with a dead fat house like Tang Peng. ”

Tang Peng: "??? ”

Your sister!!

When did I become a fat house?

What's wrong with chatting with me?

Shame on you?

"Hahahaha...... Tang Peng lies down for the second time! ”

"It's not rough, only a dead fat house is willing to chat like this on the Internet for a beautiful woman's avatar."

"Tang Peng: Shut up!"

The disguise is extremely real.

Chen Mo was a little lacking in interest.

Then.

Ling'er: "I'm back in my hometown today, where my mother was born. ”

When Chen Mo saw it, his eyes immediately lit up.

Chen Mo: "Really? Is it beautiful there? ”

Ling'er: "It's beautiful! I grew up in the city, and I rarely came to the mountains, but I was fascinated by the clear air and beautiful scenery. ”

Chen Mo: "Let me ask you a question. ”

Ling'er: "What's the problem?" Just ask. ”

Chen Mo: "Is the quality of your grandfather's tea good?" ”

Ling'er: "......"

The tea seller is confused!

I haven't proceeded yet, why did you order the question first?

Ling'er could only bite the bullet and chat: "My grandfather doesn't have tea. ”

Chen Mo: "Impossible, your grandfather must have tea to sell!"

Even if it's not your grandfather, it's your grandmother, your grandmother, your grandfather!! ”

Ling'er: "......"

I can't talk about it this day!!

Chen Mo also thought about the news.

"The other party hasn't added you as a friend yet, please apply for a friend and send it again."

The tea seller deleted his friend!

"Hahahaha...... The tea seller has nothing to say! ”

"Hang the king's mouth, it's opened!"

"Ling'er: Can you say one less relative? Is it okay for me to finish the performance? ”

"A batch of cows!"

"When I scolded this Ling'er in the middle, I also wanted to scold Tang Peng with two sentences, which is what I admire the most."

Chen Mo smiled helplessly:

"The professionalism of this tea seller is too poor!

I just scolded her for a few words and withdrew!

Let's find our next target! ”

Next.

Chen Mo found a man named Wanjun in the group selling tea.

The content of the chat between the two in front of him is the same as that of the one named Ling'er.

After chatting for about a few minutes.

This tea seller finally couldn't help it.

Wanjun: "Grandpa is stir-frying tea, and I'm helping by the side." ”

After speaking, Wanjun sent a video.

Inside is an old man stir-frying tea.

The tea looks very good quality, and it makes people want to buy it.

Chen Mo: "You're still going to do this??? ”

Wanjun: "Three expressions sticking out their tongues"

Chen Mo: "You don't go to help, and you still shoot videos on the side, do you have a conscience?" ”

Wanjun: "......"

Your sister!

Did you talk like that?

What do you do to me?

"Hahaha, do you have a conscience...... My s*** laughing nasolabial folds are out! ”

"Do you think I'm going to praise you? I'm sorry, I'll only scare people when I hang as king."

"This Wanjun, the pattern, Tucson is broken!"

"Surprised, surprised?"

It's been a long wait.

Wan Juncai replied: "I don't know how to fry tea, my grandfather's craft has been almost 50 years, but my grandfather still insists on it." ”

Chen Mo: "If you don't know, you have to learn!" Why are you so unfilial? ”

Wanjun: "......"

Your sister!!

Judging from the routine, shouldn't you praise my grandfather more?

Wanjun: "The calluses on my grandfather's hands are all left by roasted tea. Every time I see him stir-fry tea, I feel so distressed. ”

Chen Mo: "You can't say that, it's hard to do every line. All you see is the calluses that your grandfather left on his hands when he roasted tea.

But I couldn't see the smile on his face as he counted the money behind his back. ”

Wanjun: "......"

No reply for a long time.

When Chen Mo sent another message......

"The other party hasn't added you as a friend yet, please apply for a friend and send it again."

Well, I finally can't resist deleting friends!

"Hahahaha, my brother is too cranky, you have successfully made my facial paralysis laugh! Saliva is pouring out! ”

"Hang King, please take my knees! Sure enough, the tea incident is used flexibly, and I don't dare to talk to the tea girl without any skills! ”

"Watching the hanging king play with people, I want to sell more tea."

"It's too skinny!"

"Brother, you're too stable!"

Chen Mo smiled slightly: "Low-key, low-key."

I've figured out the tricks of these tea sellers.

At this time, I am already lonely and invincible in the tea industry! ”

ps: It's the end of the year, the wave of layoffs is coming, and there are no bonuses, so the game industry is really having a hard time this year......