Then, Chen Mo found the third target - Zhenzhen!

Zhenzhen: "Hello, you can call me Zhenzhen." ”

Chen Mo: "Hello! ”

Zhenzhen: "What do you call you?" ”

Chen Mo: "Don't care what I call me, if you're here to sell your grandfather's hand-fried tea."

Then I can't talk about it at all.

If I give you money, it's a great insult to my IQ! ”

Zhenzhen: "......"

This Nima!

Is it so straightforward and so straightforward?

How are you going to let me go on?

“2333333333”

"Hanging King, you don't want people to talk to the rhythm!"

"Open the door is to scare, not ink, wide to wide!"

"Zhenzhen: I'll sell you MMP, !!"

Zhenzhen: "Uh...... I don't know why you say that, but I didn't want to sell you anything. ”

Chen Mo: "Wait for me to tell you the story of your routine:

At first, you will chat and greet normally, and then you will tell me that your boyfriend abroad has lost contact, and you are crying in a hurry.

Then your boyfriend tells you to have a fan with you because he's abroad with another woman xxoo, and that woman is pregnant.

You cry so sadly that you have nothing to love.

Then you will say that you suddenly see where you are going to relax, and when you go to a certain place to play, you want to buy some stationery to help them, and ask me if I want to give love too.

Oh, and of course I'm going to treat you like a fool and ignore you at this time.

After that, you will go to the countryside and go to your grandfather.

Your grandfather grows tea, take photos and videos of your grandfather roasting tea leaves, and then say how old your grandfather is.

At this time, you will ask for a red envelope for the second time, and you want me to wish your grandfather a happy birthday, and of course I will treat you as a fool.

Later, you will stir-fry the tea by yourself and ask me if I want to drink the love tea you fried with your own hands.

This is the third time to ask for a red envelope, and I will still treat you as a fool.

Then you will say that you will rent a store to sell tea, and that you don't want your grandfather's craftsmanship to be wasted, and you will discuss with your father how much money he will fund you to open a storefront.

Then you will say how much your stepmom hates you and won't let your dad sponsor you.

Then I gave you 5 days to complete a turnover of 50,000 yuan before agreeing to let your dad fund you to open a store.

After that, you will be working hard to post on Moments, how hard you work to sell tea.

On the last day, you'll say you fell and couldn't move.

Then you will tell me how much money you have left to fulfill what your stepmother has asked you to do.

Then you will cry and say to me, please help you.

You don't want to give up halfway, and you don't want your stepmother to look down on you.

At this time, you will ask for a red envelope for the fourth time.

However, the first three times I thought you were stupid, how could you wrestle here?

Later, I couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to block and report you, because your routine was too old-fashioned. ”

Zhenzhen: "666666! Dude, please take my knees!

You're the first to explain our routine so clearly.

It seems that there is no point in me wasting any more time with you, goodbye!

I'm going to find the next one! ”

Chen Mo didn't stop this, a series of speeches and explanations like a small humanoid watering can.

The sailors are all happy.

"It's a really slippery routine!"

"The liar couldn't take a word, and left directly!"

"Learned...... Do you know what kind of routine these tea sellers are......"

"I still want to see it!! Hang the king, come again!! ”

"It's a pleasure to watch the king scare people!!"

Chen Mo found a person named Nana this time.

Then let's get started!

The first two were chatting normally.

When we're almost done......

Nana: "Aren't you going to work?" ”

Chen Mo: "At work, you're drinking, what about you?" ”

Nana: "I have nothing to do, I will drink tea and chat with my grandfather." ”

Chen Mo: "Oh? You also like to drink tea, and I love tea too! ”

Nana: "Really? Great, what tea do you like to drink? ”

This tea seller named Nana was pleasantly surprised.

Thought I had found a customer.

Chen Mo: "I went to my grandfather's house two days ago, and my grandfather fried tea.

My grandfather has a big red robe, do you want to buy some?

He worked hard every day. ”

Nana: "......"

it!

You're stealing my lines!!

Chen Mo: "I have to help him drink three catties every day."

Little sister, would you like to buy a little? ”

Nana: "Big brother, you're so good, you've messed up my train of thought.

The rivers and lakes are insidious, goodbye, never again!! Excuse me! ”

Chen Mo: "Hey, don't, young lady, I'll give you eight percent off, ah no, can you get six or five percent off?" ”

Bite!

"The message has been sent, but it has been rejected by the other party."

This time, Chen Mo was blocked.

"The strength of the king deduces what it means to strike first for a strong ......"

"Are grandfathers all over the world stir-frying tea?"

"My grandfather is a Chinese medicine practitioner, selling medicine, it's very hard, I have to help him eat three catties of Chinese medicine every day, do you want to have some?"

"If you say so, my grandfather is constipated, do you want to come to Sanjin Xiang?"

"Hello, I'm my grandfather, I have tea to sell, air tea.

Please give my east pot and send a red envelope.

Buy yourself a lesson, not because of anything, because I'm awesome! It's different from others! ”

"It's amazing to help drink three catties every day! How big a belly is that? ”

Look again!

This time, Chen Mo found a tea seller with an English name - Adela.

Seeing this name, Chen Mo also complained:

"It seems that the economy has really been sluggish these days.

Adella has come out to sell tea. ”

Adela: "Hello little brother! ”

Chen Mo: "I have everything except tea!" ”

Adela: "Tea, what tea?"

Chen Mo: "Why don't you go through the procedure when you come to me?"

Am I not as good as other clients? ”

Chen Mo: "Have you arrived at Mount Emei now?"

Would you like to send me some photos?

Is the deleted child cute?

I was terminally ill, and the doctor said that I had to drink virgin (harmony) women's tea to be cured.

Is your boyfriend okay when he goes abroad?

I heard it was a little cold over there, so let him wear more.

Say it, you may not believe it, I fell in love with your nine-year-old sister at first sight. ”

Adela：“……”

Chen Mo's typing speed was too fast.

One after the other.

There was no room for this Adela to interject.

Chen Mo: "Little sister, are you still there?" I miss your sister! ”

Chen Mo: "Does your sister play WeChat?" Can you give me your sister's contact information and bank account number? ”

Chen Mo: "I, Qin Shi Huang, make money!" ”

Chen Mo: "Have you gotten out of your childhood nightmare?" If you don't come out, you can dream for a while, and I'll take care of your sister and the deleted child. ”

Chen Mo: "When is your grandfather's birthday?"

I want to buy some tea for his old man. ”

Chen Mo: "I'm sorry, did I make a move too quickly?"

You're talking! ”

Bite!

"The message has been sent, but it has been rejected by the other party."