Barrages floated wildly in the live broadcast room.

All the sailors were applauding Chen Mo's words!

"Thank you," Mr. Li spoke, with a hint of relief and enlightenment, obviously thinking about it.

"I used to think that if I have 5,000 yuan and spend 5,000 yuan on you, I love you.

Now that I think about it, it's actually a lot of nonsense.

My girlfriend has always wanted me to be motivated, wants me to learn more professional knowledge, and said that this will increase my salary and get a job title.

I've always been annoyed.

Now it seems that people don't think I'm not rich, but they don't think I'm self-motivated, and they don't like my greasy and crooked character like old ladies.

And, come to think of it, my ex-girlfriend's current boyfriend is really good.

Identity change, from my girlfriend's point of view, to choose, I will also choose a rich second generation who loves me, rather than a poor person who doesn't know how to be motivated, is tired and crooked all day long, and keeps hanging on trivial things. ”

Hearing the other party's words, Chen Mo ...... in his heart

I didn't feel relieved at all!

I am famous for pouring poisonous chicken soup in this show, why has it become chicken soup for the soul now?

No way!

I've got to make amends!

Thinking of this, Chen Mo said quietly: "What, Mr. Li, can I ask you a few questions?" ”

"What questions, you ask." Mr. Li said.

"Excuse me, is your ex-girlfriend's current rich second-generation boyfriend handsome?

How is it better than you? Chen Mo said.

"Uh...... It's not that I'm boasting, I've always been a school grass from elementary school to university.

Her current boyfriend, to be honest, if 10 points is a full score, he may not get 6 points, which is quite ugly. ”

Speaking of which, Mr. Li is quite proud.

"And your ex-girlfriend's current boyfriend, is he tall? Is it robust? Chen Mo asked again.

"What's high! 167, little many! I'm almost 190cm!

In college, he was still the main forward of the school basketball team, and now the eight-pack abs haven't gone down! ”

Mr. Li said disdainfully.

"Well, then I'll ask you another question," Chen Mo paused and asked in a low voice:

"Your ...... What about longevity and endurance in that area? ”

Mr. Li: "??? ”

When the sailors heard this, they laughed directly!

", hang the king, Li Shizhen drips skin!"

"You asked a serious question in the first few questions, why did you start driving in the third question?"

"666, anchor, my grandmother won't help me when crossing the street, so I'll obey you!"

“……”

"This ...... Do you really want to answer? ”

Mr. Li squirmed, looking a little embarrassed.

"Please be sure to answer!" Chen Mo said very seriously: "This is related to my analysis of the answer to your girlfriend leaving you!" ”

"Do you still need to analyze? It must be that staying power is not good! ”

"That's right, handsome, strong, but my girlfriend ran away. It's not that it doesn't work, but it can still be, ha? ”

"Hanging Wang, didn't you listen to Mr. Li and didn't want to say it? Also asked! ”

"Hey, although I'm not handsome or tall, I'm quite confident in that aspect."

"Me too!"

"It's a normal level, it's not long or short, but I can satisfy my wife, I'm proud!"

“……”

On the barrage, the sailors began to gloat a little.

However, at this time, Mr. Li said very awkwardly:

"Actually...... I'm embarrassed to say it......

My side is particularly demanding, it takes more than 40 minutes each time, and my girlfriend has often been left with water by me before.

The battery life is also okay, an average of three times a night. ”

it?

Forty minutes?

Three times in one night?

The male sailors who were originally gloating have turned their mouths into O-shapes, and their faces are in disbelief!

As for those female sailors, they began to leave messages in the barrage frantically!

"Wow Ka Ka, Mr. Li, please be sure to leave your >

"Mr. Li, add a friend! Let me ask you for advice on your kung fu in the evening! ”

"Handsome guy, people are still in the same place...... Is it okay to be gentle? ”

“……”

Looking at the barrage of this wave of female drivers, those male sailors were speechless one by one.

They originally wanted to sour Mr. Li, but when they thought of their enoki mushroom and endurance endurance, they could only choose to give up decadently.

At this time, Chen Mo nodded and said, "Well, then I understand!"

Mr. Li, based on your answer, I can tell you the answer clearly! ”

"What?" Mr. Li asked.

Chen Mo: "Your girlfriend did leave you because you were poor!" ”

Mr. Li: "......"

"Poof......

All the sailors are happy!

Nima!

After talking for a long time, I stewed a big pot of chicken soup for the soul, but in the end, it became poisonous chicken soup again!

What is this special operation?

"Hahahaha, the hanging king has started to operate like crazy again!"

"Think about it carefully, you are handsome, your body is strong, you are very durable, and gentle, if you don't have money, you will break up with a fool!"

"Hanging the king, this is forcibly pouring poison into the chicken soup!"

"Ask for the shadow area in Mr. Li's heart!"

“……”

Chen Mo ended the microphone connection with Mr. Li.

This microphone connection is over, but on the barrage, the topic of Mr. Li, money and love is still hot!

However, because this poisonous chicken soup was poured too violently, no one dared to connect with Chen Mo for a long time.

In desperation, Chen Mo could only say:

"So...... Irons, it's almost time.

I'm going to talk about a few paragraphs, and I'm ready to broadcast it. ”

"It's finally time to tell jokes again!"

"Hang the king, is it okay to talk about small dirty sections?"

"Yes, yes, I recently listened to the story of the hanging king, as if I was there, if I told a small dirty paragraph...... Tut-tut! ”

"I want to listen to the little dirty!"

"yes, my buddies and I can't wait!"

“……”

Chen Mo spoke:

"6 good buddies in a dormitory at university.

The boss who went to drink together was so bad that he got drunk after a few bottles.

Wobbly sat on the beer bottle!

When it was over, he fell asleep unconscious......

We can't seem to wake up when we see this, there is no way, let's send it back first!

Sent him to the dormitory and threw him on the bed, the brothers said that they were not having fun, and went out to continue high!

As a result, the next morning, we returned to the dormitory, opened the dormitory door, and saw the boss standing in the corner with a cigarette in his mouth, caressing the chrysanthemum, no matter how we explained, he would not listen. ”

"Poof......

"This misunderstanding is deep!"

"Damn, why do I feel like I'm sitting on a bottle...... It hurts! ”

"This is not a small stain! We don't want this little dirt! ”

"But it's also funny!"

"Hang the king, ask for a small stain that has been ooxx! I'm going to experience this kind of joke! ”

(End of chapter)