In order to wait for the next audience with a microphone.

Chen Mo began to talk about the small dirty paragraph:

"You all know the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, right?

The Queen Mother loves the Weaver Girl the most.

She pretended not to know before the Weaver Girl had a child, and when the children were born, even if the immortals objected, she wouldn't dare to ask the Queen Mother to kill the child, right?

Then symbolically punish them, saying that they should meet every year on July 7.

But it is calculated in terms of the time on earth, one day in heaven and one year on earth.

In other words, the Cowherd sees the Weaver Girl once a year, but the Weaver Girl can see the Cowherd and the child every day.

What's more, the Cowherd has been holding back for a year, so the Weaver Girl is newly married every day!

People say it will rain on Tanabata, where does it get so much water?

You think it's really tears?"

As soon as this little dirty segment came out, all the sailors laughed!

"Crooked, demon spirit? There's an old driver racing here, and the scene is almost out of control! ”

"Familiar taste! That very filthy and filthy hanging king is finally back! ”

"The members of the Demon King Legion said that they are full of faces!"

"It's still a little dirty, it sounds cool!"

"I seem to see the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl in front of me! It's amazing! ”

"Don't stop me! I've got this car on the !! ”

Chen Mo moistened his throat with Mei Rabbit's milk, and then continued:

"One day the girl and the boy went for a walk in the grassland, and then there was a herd of sheep grazing under the grassland.

Suddenly a wolf came running and ate a sheep, and then the girl said a word, and the boy took the girl OOXX.

So the question is, what did the girl say that caused the boy to behave like this?

If you guess correctly, you will be rewarded with a Demon God's Punishment skin. ”

"This ......"

"What can be said in this case?"

"Yes, in this context, it's impossible to talk about love like usual!"

"I guess the girl said something like 'scared me to death, people want to hug me' that can make the boy want to be protective."

"Upstairs, will your family's protective desire become xxoo?"

"I can't guess!"

"Recklessly?"

"Don't sell the king! I don't want the Demon God skin! ”

The appetite of a group of sailors hangs high.

Chen Mo smiled and said:

"The girl said, 'The sheep is dead!'

"The sheep down there? Itching to death? Poof~~~~"

"Damn, it's really dirty enough!!"

"No wonder the boy can't hold it, and I can't hold it if you want me."

"Ah, I just saw a super beautiful woman in front of me, blushing and saying this to me! I can't do it anymore, I'm going! ”

"Hahaha

"The jokes of hanging the king are always so unexpected!"

"Yes, after the connotation joke goes out of business, only the joke of hanging the king can really make me smile."

When a group of sailors came out of this paragraph, Chen Mo continued:

"A kid went to buy a Durex and said, "Boss, I'll buy a set."

The boss saw that it was a child and ignored him.

The child said, "Boss. I'm going to buy a by-sleeve! ”

The boss said, "How old do you want to be?" ”

The child said, "It should be extraordinary!" ”

With suspicion, the boss took it for him.

Without saying a word, the child opened the sleeve and put it on his head.

The boss asked, "What are you doing here?" ”

The child said: "My class holds an evening party, and all the students in the class have a show, but I don't."

I went to ask the teacher why I didn't have a show?

The teacher said. You play a few of your plays!!"

"Nima !!"

"I feel like I've just put a rubber holster on my head......"

"This teacher is terrible!"

"Hahaha......"

"Awesome! Play a few shots! ”

"Really played a few ......"

"No, I'm already laughing my tears."

Chen Mo took a sip of milk and continued:

"There is a man who is not confused, but he is not very good at sex.

So he decided to go to the immortals to find help.

The fairy lived far away, and he found it by boat and train and then up a high mountain.

The gods were moved by his persistence and cast a spell on him.

The fairy said, "After casting this spell, as soon as you hear the sound of whining, you will not fall."

It wasn't until I heard the boo that I returned to my original state.

This spell can only be used three times, so you need to use it sparingly. ”

The man went back happily.

On the way home, I had to take a boat first, but when the boat departed, I whimpered. The man got up immediately, what a spirit.

But it was embarrassing that there were too many people on the boat, and he had to say boo to himself.

I got off the boat and was going to make a train, and the train whimpered when it started.

This person felt so sorry that he had no choice but to say boo to himself again.

He thought to himself that he must be very careful in the future and protect the last time to his home.

He finally worked hard to protect his home for the last time, and it was already late at night.

He excitedly knocked on the door and shouted, "Wife, open the door quickly." Woo, woo. ”

Her wife opened the door and said, "Shhhh ”

”

With Chen Mo's narration.

Everyone seems to be incarnated as the man who is not confused.

After two embarrassments, I finally returned home.

I want to surprise my wife with joy.

As a result, he was booed by his wife......

All hopes, all efforts, were dashed in an instant!

"It's a really sad story."

"Hanging King...... This paragraph is very funny.,But my mind keeps playing what the male protagonist has experienced.,I can't be happy at all! ”

"yes, I felt like I was wilting when I was finally booed."

"Me too!"

"Damn, I thought I was the only one!"

"Woo woo, let me go cry for a while."

What Chen Mo didn't expect was that it was originally quite funny, but after adding the [Sound Immersion] skill, he actually told everyone to tears!

And at this moment, someone finally connected with Chen Mo!

Chen Mo didn't say a word, and quickly connected.

If the man regrets it, it's over!

"Hello, I am the anchor of [Your Moon My Heart].

What do you call it? “

"Hello Hangwang, my name is Liu Qian."

"Oh, hello Miss Liu Qian, may I ask ......"

"Don't talk about it, I have something unhappy, so let's say it and make everyone happy."

it!

I've learned to answer!

Chen Mo couldn't help but be happy.

The sailors were also all happy.

"This year's sailors are very strong!"

"Yes, instead of being hung by the king, it's better to say it yourself first."

"Hahahaha, Miss Liu Qian is really skinny!"

"It's the first time I've seen the king being robbed, cool!"

"What's the trouble with the young lady? Hang the king, ask quickly! ”

Chen Mo saw this barrage and immediately asked, "Okay, Miss Liu Qian, what are your troubles?" ”

Liu Qian hesitated for a moment, and then said awkwardly: "Actually...... It's hard to talk about.

After I got married, I found out that my husband ...... It's a hooligan!

What am I going to do? ”

(End of chapter)